Mooch4056
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My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
He probed me. The only explanation is that he was disguised as a human but he was an Alien. See.... I have hypothyroidism and I get blood work every 3 months. My new insurance and new doctor wanted a full physical....blood ...urine ...turn your head and cough ....family history of stuff Then when he is done .... The dude (alien) wanted to probe me . He tells me relax .... It's not bad 5 seconds ...he knows its awkward but it's got to be done the alien lectures me Well that 5 seconds was at least 30 seconds .....and he dug deep and round and round swirling it ...... I lost a piece of my dignity yesterday Probed by an alien
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 01:26:15
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Sorry, Mooch. They get us all eventually.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 01:29:35
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 I know what do you feel...
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 01:32:06
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People usually asK their doctor...
You gotta hate those silent "k"s...
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 02:03:04
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Whatever you do, DON'T ask for a second opinion!
(That's when he'll use TWO fingers.)
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 02:20:17
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just got a phone call... 
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 02:29:57
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Mooch,
I'll text you about this tomorrow.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 05:12:16
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Were latex gloves involved?
Real genuine actual aliens don't wear them....
Their technology is far in advance of ours, but their standards of hygeine are fairly basic. If, after a probing session, you're sitting aboard a flying saucer awaiting the return to your pick-up truck, under no circumstances should you accept a cheese and piccalilli sandwich prepared by one of your hosts.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 07:12:48
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2014/09/13 12:43:26
Did you get him to scratch that itch while he was there?
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 08:25:00
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His office is NOT the place to pitch a tent either...
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 08:46:24
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If I were you, I'd keep my dignity somewhere else, just to be safe.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 08:47:31
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That's some sound advice there Mooch......well, not "sound" as in dulcimer hammering, but you know what I mean. As much as I hate to say this to ya, this whole topic has been covered from end-to-no-end in the FSF.
In the medical field, what you've had done is a "digital rectal exam" and it's almost identical to what an Actual Digital Audio Engineer would do if you presented him with your track lanes (x2) to get the best take.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 09:04:44
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That poor unsuspecting alien.
If his mission was to find all the beauty and richness the Earth has to offer then boy was he way off track!
I wonder if he was a volunteer.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 09:06:05
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Beauty is under the fingernails of the beholder.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 09:08:14
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Beauty is under the fingernails of the beholder.
True that, I have a tropical rain forest replete with several birds of paradise under mine. I guess that's why my partner calls them 'A right state'...she must see the wonder of the bio-diversity going on there too.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 09:09:35
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I'm sure that Alien has been in places where no man would dare to go.
On a different note, what news of Richard Gere?
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 10:43:31
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Jonbouy
Did you get him to scratch that itch while he was there?
Tied for funniest post about Mooch's butt itching EVER!!!! 
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 11:03:26
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Mooch,
I'll text you about this tomorrow.
You knew my doctor was an alien? No warning for your pal mooch? Gee ...thanks
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 14:00:32
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I've been to that part of Illinois before.....it's a hot bed for them kind of creatures.....
In fact the last girl I dated lives there now......
be careful that you do not run into her..........you'll want to go back to the 1st Alien......
Just saying
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 14:23:26
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If you're thinking Alien because he had two of his three hands on your
shoulders....well......................................................nevermind.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 15:38:51
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My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien
Il is a strange name, even for an alien
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
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tom1
My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien
Il is a strange name, even for an alien
Il(l) is especially strange for a doctor.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 15:58:16
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There are the remnants of a great big nuclear reactor nearby...
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 16:07:08
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There are the remnants of a great big nuclear reactor nearby...
Mooch took me there to see it. I can count on all 12 fingers the number of cores they had.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 19:47:03
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There are the remnants of a great big nuclear reactor nearby...
Mooch took me there to see it. I can count on all 12 fingers the number of cores they had.
How many does it have? Sorry I can't work it out as I live close to the nuclear reactor at Dungeness, which causes cross-talk between my minds and makes it hard to concentrate.
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 21:04:37
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That poor unsuspecting alien.  Maybe you're the Alien Mooch....
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 21:53:03
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bapu
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There are the remnants of a great big nuclear reactor nearby...
Mooch took me there to see it. I can count on all 12 fingers the number of cores they had.
How many does it have?
Sorry I can't work it out as I live close to the nuclear reactor at Dungeness, which causes cross-talk between my minds and makes it hard to concentrate.
There are 2 i think ....It has been out of commissions since 1998. There is two tons of nuclear waste in a cooling thingamajig. They are in the middle of tearing it down and disassembling it which will take 10 years and it will become a park. Political fights are going on where to store the 2 tons of waste .... In Zion or haul it to the Yourcrane mountains ...however ou spell Yourcrane you con ...or some mountain some where .... It's like that ...you can google Zion, il nuclear power plant and see where I took Bapu http://abclocal.go.com/wl...s/local&id=8052781 Click here Jon
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Re:My new doctor in Zion, IL is an alien.
2012/10/03 21:59:49
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Ya They want to put a nuclear waste dump near here to, mainly because there's probably a smaller population on the marshes so there's fewer people to protest about it. They rejected a wind farm on ecological grounds (they actually thought the birds would be stupid enough to fly into them) and because it would be an eyesore, but they think an atomic dump will be OK. (shrugs) There are clearly too many aliens inhabiting the Earth. http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kentonline/news/2012/may/16/romney_marsh_could_be_nuclear.aspx
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