Mooch4056
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Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/16 17:28:22
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I can't believe it! Just a little common sense! You preach and you preach yet people STILL can't remember to use a condom! P.S. does anyone know how to pick locks? 
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/16 17:45:22
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/16 17:47:35
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well this family friendly fred went to hell in a handbasket pretty quick
first sex with a sax player
then Darryls Uncles rooster
now toasted male members...
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/16 17:49:38
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musicman100
well this family friendly fred went to hell in a handbasket pretty quick
first sex with a sax player
then Darryls Uncles rooster
now toasted male members...
They're not all on the same fred.
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/16 18:50:20
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/16 18:51:51
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The dude was lookin for a little hot sex. Reminds me of an old Eddie Rabbit song.
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/16 18:54:34
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Reminds me of the time I hit on this cute female butcher hoping for a ham job...
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quantumeffect
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/16 20:42:22
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rsp@odyssey.net
The dude was lookin for a little hot sex. Reminds me of an old Eddie Rabbit song.
Reminds me of an old Frank Zappa tune ... when Joe goes to THE CLOSET because there are "Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German"
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 01:41:27
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Gives you a new perspective on the English Muff-in.
It IS called a "Pop-Up" toaster ...
The article didn't mention that it was actually the Pillsbury Doughboy and when the firemen got there he was screaming something about a flakey crust on his strudel.
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 02:14:32
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I just hope they clean that toaster between uses... 
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 05:29:04
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 08:18:02
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bayoubill
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remember to use a condom!
P.S. does anyone know how to pick locks?
...
Wait a minute ... pick locks with a condom? Kinda drastic, but it might be funny on the stage in a for high school play!
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 08:25:21
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I just can't believe anyone could be so stupid.
I mean really.
What on earth was he thinking?
Reading The Mirror?
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 11:55:12
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Ham N Egz
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 11:56:47
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there is a penis in a toaster joke somewhere I know it
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 12:30:33
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musicman100
there is a penis in a toaster joke somewhere I know it
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 12:35:56
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quantumeffect
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 12:36:02
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musicman100
there is a penis in a toaster joke somewhere I know it
I agree, and my guess is that it involves the Pillsbury Doughboy and the origin of the creamy icing on a Toaster Strudel.
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 12:40:14
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2013/12/19 21:36:43
Dave 8.5 PE 64, i7 Studio Cat, Delta 1010, GMS and Ludwig Drums, Paiste Cymbals "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact." H. Simpson "His chops are too righteous." Plankton during Sponge Bob's guitar solo
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 12:44:15
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quantumeffect
Bristol_Jonesey
http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...-hand-stitched-2933052
Big deal ... so they attached his hand to his foot ... now the guy can scratch his foot without bending over.
Call me when they are able to attach a hand to a penis.
Most would rather have a foot there Quantum! 
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 13:30:41
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quantumeffect
Bristol_Jonesey
http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...-hand-stitched-2933052
Big deal ... so they attached his hand to his foot ... now the guy can scratch his foot without bending over.
Call me when they are able to attach a hand to a penis.
Most would rather have a foot there Quantum!
and then there is the joke about the difference in perception of the measurement of length between a man and a woman
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 13:41:50
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2013/12/17 13:48:20
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 13:51:15
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I wouldn't put common sense in a toaster either, just bread, maybe pop tarts.
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/17 16:49:22
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Poor Ernie. (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milk-cart in the West!
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/19 21:38:02
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I cannae thunk of Juan subtle joke about penis in a toaster.
There, I said penis.
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Re: Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense
2013/12/19 21:59:04
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So you like short jokes, eh?
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