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UbiquitousBubba
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2011/05/03 10:17:07 (permalink)

Forum Tipping Smurfs

I don't think the bakers of the forum constitution could have anticipated it, so they didn't specifically document this as a TOS violation.  How do we protect our Coffee House from such a threat?  Does the possibility of this nightmare make you feel blue?  Could it be that they are already among us, lurking in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to unleash their reign of terror?

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    Jonbouy
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    Re:Forum Tipping Smurfs 2011/05/03 10:23:27 (permalink)
    Smurfs can't thrive in this environment.  IIRC an attempt was made to naturalize them before but they all turned grey and felt unwell within a week and needed airlifting back to safety.

    Or did I just imagine that?

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    Re:Forum Tipping Smurfs 2011/05/03 11:31:03 (permalink)
    Papa (Smurf) Don't Preach

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    Re:Forum Tipping Smurfs 2011/05/03 11:38:35 (permalink)
    The last time those guys came to my door, they tried to get me to join them, abandon society, live in some kind of commune, and take part in weird ceremonies.  One of them had a cowbell.  They called themselves, "Blue Oyster..." something.  I was hungry, so I said no and started to shut the door.  They walked away calling out, "Don't fear the Reaper".  I then figured they were selling DAWs door to door.  I made a sandwich instead.  It was really good.

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    Re:Forum Tipping Smurfs 2011/05/03 11:45:53 (permalink)
    Tipping? well, if sex is a pain in the butt then you're probably doing something wrong!
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    Re:Forum Tipping Smurfs 2011/05/03 11:50:27 (permalink)
    bayoubill


    Tipping? well, if sex is a pain in the butt then you're probably doing something wrong!
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    Re:Forum Tipping Smurfs 2011/05/03 12:01:52 (permalink)
    Yeah Bubba,
    I also don't like those door to door salesmen (wearing suits/riding bicyles) trying to entice me into take part in their weird ceremonies and ultimately joining their Cult. Even with my limited intelligence/eyesight, I could see through their disguise of trying to impersonate Joan Crawford when I know it's Godzilla who's actually talking to me. I went back to watching the Laker game.

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