Beagle
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Further proof the English smell things funny
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 10:02:48
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I was going to make a joke about the possibility of the girl being French and not actually British … but I guess that would be completely inappropriate and offensive to some.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 14:36:29
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quantumeffect
I was going to make a joke about the possibility of the girl being French and not actually British … but I guess that would be completely inappropriate and offensive to some.
Yeah but only to a French person, who obviously would be reluctant to get that close to their own armpit even if they could bush whack their way there. It's OK, my neighbours are French and they know it's all part of the cross-channel banter...  If there was a French contingent here they'd probably tell me I wet the bed and eat roast beef. Neither thing is true of course. (or is it?)
post edited by Jonbouy - 2010/09/15 14:38:51
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 14:45:57
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I was going to make a joke about the possibility of the girl being French and not actually British … but I guess that would be completely inappropriate and offencive to some.
As noted by JB The actual location is undefined it could be anywhere in the known universes, but with my experience of our near neighbours cleanliness record then assuming them just over the channel would not be that inaccurate an assumption. No French persons cleanliness record was besmirched unintentionally.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 15:23:00
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I wet the bed and eat roast beef. Ah, something for me to aspire to!
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 16:23:36
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Beagle
I'm just sayin...
 Ahh, let me explain Beag. That's the gorgeous, pouting Bergthora Nidbjorg Yngvild, unofficial CHB groupie and chief executive of the band's fan club in Italy. She assures me that she is in fact not checking the putridicity of her pits, but rather the pungentness of the communal CHB 145x145 pixel leopard-skin print Spandex thermal undershreddies she chose to wear to work that day instead of washing them to remove Bapsi's skid-marks as per Jon's detailed instructions.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 16:30:01
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Those Italians. Ever the style trend setters.
Who'd a thunk to wear undershreddies in you armpit?
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 16:35:51
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bapu
Those Italians. Ever the style trend setters.
Who'd a thunk to wear undershreddies in you armpit?
Well Eduardo... Apparently, the gorgeous pouting Bergthora Nidbjorg Yngvild tells me that's the closest distance (and the safest technique to use) at which she can bear the overwhelming stench - such was the state you left 'em in.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 16:37:09
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You know, after seeing the pictures of the CHB World Tour 2010, you may want to consider selling official CHB Spanx.
Mooch's can have sequins if he wants.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 16:43:51
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UbiquitousBubba
You know, after seeing the pictures of the CHB World Tour 2010, you may want to consider selling official CHB Spanx.
How many pairs can I put you down for Bub?  They come in a range of sizes: - 145 x 145 pixel
- Medium
- Large
- XL
- Liar
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 16:52:12
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Do you have them in XX Liar? Gargantuan? Xtra Colossal? Totally Huge? Venti?
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 17:02:11
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UbiquitousBubba
Do you have them in XX Liar? Gargantuan? Xtra Colossal? Totally Huge? Venti?
If so I'll take a couple of pair, but NOT if bapu is INSPECTOR #12 and has already "road tested" them.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 17:05:40
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UbiquitousBubba
Do you have them in XX Liar? Gargantuan? Xtra Colossal? Totally Huge? Venti?
No mate, but we do sell a variety that give an impression of well-endowedness... 
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 17:40:03
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Never mind. I thought you said English things smell funny. 
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 18:25:14
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I love the smell of Bangers in the morning.
As long as I'm not in the tube.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 20:29:04
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Crg
I love the smell of Bangers in the morning.
As long as I'm not in the tube.
I'm sensing a theme there Craig.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/15 23:17:37
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SteveStrummerUK
UbiquitousBubba
You know, after seeing the pictures of the CHB World Tour 2010, you may want to consider selling official CHB Spanx.
How many pairs can I put you down for Bub?
They come in a range of sizes:
- 145 x 145 pixel
- Medium
- Large
- XL
- Liar
Wot, no exploded view?
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/16 16:21:15
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Beagle
I'm just sayin...
Actually Reece you may have a point. I just tried out this myself and I'm wondering now how long I've been smelling like a polecat. OK, so now I know, the only solution I can think of is not to get so close to people and check again in a few months to see if the funny smell has gone away.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/16 16:25:37
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Jonbouy
Beagle
I'm just sayin...
Actually Reece you may have a point.
I just tried out this myself and I'm wondering now how long I've been smelling like a polecat.
OK, so now I know, the only solution I can think of is not to get so close to people and check again in a few months to see if the funny smell has gone away.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/16 17:14:17
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I found that if you avoid being around other people, the need to self-test is somewhat lessened.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/16 19:57:56
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And if as to show how peculiar folk can be, somebody this evening suggested that I could take a bath.
Yeah, like I was gonna lay in a tub of water so they could laugh about it behind my back.
I might smell funny but I ain't stupid.
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/16 22:30:23
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quantumeffect
I was going to make a joke about the possibility of the girl being French and not actually British … but I guess that would be completely inappropriate and offensive to some.
That could start another war of roses ... wait ... another war of armpits! ... which the English would probably win, of course, but the match would be considered a tie ... to preserve world peace!
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Re:Further proof the English smell things funny
2010/09/16 22:32:21
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UbiquitousBubba
Do you have them in XX Liar? Gargantuan? Xtra Colossal? Totally Huge? Venti?
No mate, but we do sell a variety that give an impression of well-endowedness...
Which also makes for a lot better sales than endowedness! So it depends on what you want to get out of it ... more sex, drugs or ... music! Bapu ... I think we need to send him to Chipendale's with the girls one night! He has no idea what he is saying!
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