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2012/07/31 10:22:13 (permalink)

Go Team Coffee House!

My coach says I've got a real shot to medal in the All Around Complete And Total Stupidity competition!
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 10:26:22 (permalink)
    I dunno bout that...

    I mite beet you at dat..sumhow....

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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 10:42:23 (permalink)
    GO BUBBA! Remember what coach said, "bubba if ya really compete and just bees yourselves I knows ya can get first and second place.
     
     
     
    oh...i know, he told me the same thing. :)
    post edited by spacey - 2012/07/31 10:50:42
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 10:45:42 (permalink)
     Don't beat yourself up there Bubba. In life I have found that someone else is always more than willing to do that :)>(

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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:08:04 (permalink)
    The competition is pretty fierce in the Lump O' Lard (Recliner) event.  I don't know if I can podium in that one. 

    My Idjit coach keeps telling me that real stupidity takes both Dedication, Hard Work, and an inability to grasp the meaning of the word, "Both".  I don't get it, yet, but I nod and say, "Duuuuhhhhh..."

    I think I've got a chance in this event because I recognize the judges.  They all work at the DMV. 
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:13:35 (permalink)
     The fact that you have made it this far says something...I'm not sure what but not everyone makes it to this point.Hold your head high.

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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:14:58 (permalink)
    To be in the spirt of things it should be "Team CH".

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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:16:53 (permalink)
    No matter how hard you land on your face, how hard you bounced, or how much structural damage you caused, always throw your hands up in the air.  It's how the crowd knows you stuck the landing.  There are bonus points if your head is firmly embedded in the floor at the time.
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:20:20 (permalink)
    Throw your hands in the air....that's the part I was missing...thanks partner.
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:23:01 (permalink)
    If moobs were involved, what slogan do we use?

    Go Team Bubba
    Go Team Bumoobs
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:28:13 (permalink)
    In most other competions, being the only person chanting your own slogan might be embarassing.  Being the only person giving yourself The Wave might be a little sad.  Attempting (and failing) to High Five your imaginary fans might hurt your score.  In this one, it really helps your chances.
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:35:21 (permalink)
    From my personal (Gold Medal) experience in these competitions, I'm afraid to say that the thrill of victory is actually a result from the agony of defeat.

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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:42:56 (permalink)
    Defeat is a relative term I choose to ignore.Defoot is more singular and only needs one sock.

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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:53:11 (permalink)
    Glyn Barnes


    To be in the spirt of things it should be "Team CH".


    Zactly!

    Go Team CH!!!

    We're not a bunch to be medalled with.

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    In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 11:55:10 (permalink)
    Defeat can be very surprising.  Just ask my online avatar.
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 12:02:48 (permalink)
    Have you seen a podiatrist?  That could help with dafeet agony - at least till you get the bill.

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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 12:35:24 (permalink)
    Will there be a swimwear competition?

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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 12:46:48 (permalink)
    Where?

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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 12:50:36 (permalink)
    Mesh


    Will there be a swimwear competition?


    At Humanity's request, no, there will not be swimwear competition in the traditional sense.  An alternative competition featuring contestants encased in cement and sent to "sleep with the fishes" was proposed, but was quickly rejected by the delegation from Atlantis.
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 13:01:06 (permalink)
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    Mesh


    Will there be a swimwear competition?


    At Humanity's request, no, there will not be swimwear competition in the traditional sense.  An alternative competition featuring contestants encased in cement and sent to "sleep with the fishes" was proposed, but was quickly rejected by the delegation from Atlantis.
    Pfffft......Ariel the mermaid is just jealous.
     
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 13:03:52 (permalink)
    They're just desparate to get out of the way.
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 13:17:23 (permalink)
    Does Team CH have distinct teams within it?

    Like the Unfunny Team, the Drivel Team and Buffoonery Teams for example.

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    In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 13:19:00 (permalink)
    Most of our teams stink, so, yes.
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 13:20:18 (permalink)
    UbiquitousBubba


    Most of our teams stink, so, yes.


    I could actually medal in a stinking contest.  I've had years of training.

    I went before the selection commitee and they all evacuated the building.

    I guess I didn't understand what 'going before the commitee' really meant.
    post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/07/31 13:22:01

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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 13:22:51 (permalink)
    We're all well behind Team CH's Stink Team!  We're Teaming now and we hope to Podium soon.
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 13:25:12 (permalink)
    UbiquitousBubba


    We're all well behind Team CH's Stink Team!  We're Teaming now and we hope to Podium soon.


    Being well behind is advisable.

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    In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 13:30:12 (permalink)
    We should probably also voice our support for Team CH's Alembic Delusion Team.  We believe you!
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    Re:Go Team Coffee House! 2012/07/31 13:52:42 (permalink)
    With all this teamwork going on here, has anyone considered the name:

    The Bakers Team?












    anyone?








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