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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/08/17 20:02:56 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Voda La Void 2018/08/17 20:25:40
REJECTION -  I know the feeling
 
When I was young my Dad said "You were adopted"
"Get your things together, they are coming for you"
I said" They are my biological parents?"
He said " NO we are"

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/08/17 20:46:32 (permalink)
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Hey Bat's
 
I see your Red Rooster knows exactly what type of guitars he needs to plug into his Marshall for his Morning Crow

 
Kenny


ha! damn that's good
 

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/08/17 22:07:58 (permalink)
Almost as good as the kajak and horsback riding pictures i made for tinder.


 
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/08/17 23:09:28 (permalink)
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Hey Bat's
 
I see your Red Rooster knows exactly what type of guitars he needs to plug into his Marshall for his Morning Crow

 
Kenny


ha! damn that's good
 




Thanks
 
 
            The Red Rooster Band is trying to pick up Chicks by giving away free guitars
 
 

 
Kenny
post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2018/08/18 18:56:01

                   
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/08/17 23:19:42 (permalink)
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REJECTION -  I know the feeling
 
When I was young my Dad said "You were adopted"
"Get your things together, they are coming for you"
I said" They are my biological parents?"
He said " NO we are"




 
 
 
                                    You got sent off to a new family and the guy on the right got to stay ?
 
                                                           OUCH That sounds painful
 
           
 
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post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2018/08/18 00:13:05

                   
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/08/17 23:38:23 (permalink)
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Almost as good as the kajak and horsback riding pictures i made for tinder.

 
 
I am a sporty man...


 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
 
 
We need to fix that
 
 
 

 

 
Here you go my friend ...U B looking sporty
 
 
Kenny
 
post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2018/08/18 00:06:24

                   
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/08/18 02:52:26 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby backwoods 2018/08/18 06:34:46
Lol

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/08 03:28:02 (permalink)
The Hot 62 year old Chick that digs Guitar Players
 
Hey ...What eventually happened to the OP ? Did he ever get a Hot Chick with his guitar ?
 



Well I have heard rumors , yet as far as I can tell , I think he ditched using his guitars for picking up chicks  .
 
There is good news though . Last I heard , he started using his Medieval Swords and Chain mail to meet hot chicks ..
Women seem to find him more interesting & he looks happy .

 

 
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/10 21:12:51 (permalink)
Lol. you guys.
My guitars are my girls.
My 7 strings name is YUI, My 8 string is named Moa, My 6 strings bass is named Su. After the girls in Babymetal. I am not a fan of Babymetal anymore, but the name stuck.
My 6 string guitars doesn't have names tho. I might call them something.
 

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/11 16:53:57 (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby ØSkald 2018/09/12 22:50:40
We could help name them. How about Big Hole Bertha?

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/11 23:47:48 (permalink)
Now, don't you know that it's the SAX players that the chicks really go for.

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/12 05:46:47 (permalink)
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Now, don't you know that it's the SAX players that the chicks really go for.




 
Yeah , I Loved how that idea worked out in The Siendfeld episode where Elaine had a Sax playing lover who didn't please her in the sack  .
She wanted him to  go down on her and he eventually did .
She may have gotten Lucky early that evening and found pleasure ,  but it also happened the same night he had a very important career changing  gig

 
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post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2018/09/12 06:14:24

                   
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/12 12:31:06 (permalink)
Man I don't know. Those sax players do a lot of blowing.

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/12 22:51:54 (permalink)
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Man I don't know. Those sax players do a lot of blowing.


At least they dont suck!!!

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/13 00:13:00 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby ØSkald 2018/09/13 08:50:01
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Man I don't know. Those sax players do a lot of blowing.


At least they dont suck!!!




Drunk Harmonica Players that want to sit in with the band on stage while using the wrong Key Harps are the ones that suck !!!
It doesn't matter what you do , you can kick them , hit emm with a chair , swing the mic stand and knock them off the stage .
You can even beat them over the head with a Phony Les Paul that weighs 12 + pounds, and no matter what you do they keep coming back 
The ones that survive and still make it to the mic on stage will still suck !!! but Darwin would be proud of their personal determination and resiliency    
 
 
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/13 09:00:54 (permalink)
Lol kenny
 
Steve T has some other funny videos too…
This is with some people in bands that sucks


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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/13 12:28:13 (permalink)
A good argument for working ITB.....and maybe against having kids.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/13 13:41:42 (permalink)
yeah. lol

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/14 08:12:06 (permalink)
HHHmmmm, Mr Steve T as a credible  authority on good guitar playing and Music ?
 
Nah not in my world ..
 
Prove to me that you can play it first cleanly with out much effort  before you go around ragging on other people 
 
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post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2018/09/14 09:38:14

                   
Oh Yeah , Life is Good .
The internet is nothing more than a glorified real time cartoon we all star in.
I play a "Gibson " R 8 Les Paul Cherry Sunburst .
The Love of my Life is an American Bulldog Named Duke . I'm currently running Cakewalk By BandLab as my DAW .
 
https://soundcloud.com/guitarist-kenny-wilson
 
https://www.youtube.com/user/Kennywtelejazz/videos?view=0&sort=dd&shelf_id=1
 
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=427899



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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/14 11:57:43 (permalink)
He did state on the end that we all walked through that point one time tho.
 

 
 

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/14 19:49:58 (permalink)
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He did state on the end that we all walked through that point one time tho.
 

 
 




Sorry I didn't get the chance to see that message in the vid .The action was way too slow for me and I didn't make it to the end ...
What's Luke Skywalker doing in the pic ?
Is he trying to remove the speck in his eye so he can tolerate the speck in his fellow mans eye ?
 
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Oh Yeah , Life is Good .
The internet is nothing more than a glorified real time cartoon we all star in.
I play a "Gibson " R 8 Les Paul Cherry Sunburst .
The Love of my Life is an American Bulldog Named Duke . I'm currently running Cakewalk By BandLab as my DAW .
 
https://soundcloud.com/guitarist-kenny-wilson
 
https://www.youtube.com/user/Kennywtelejazz/videos?view=0&sort=dd&shelf_id=1
 
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/15 00:44:46 (permalink)
Guys,
 
Geriatric perspective on this, but guitar can still get the chicks. Just the mode has to change with the times. My apologies to any you young girls who may lurk this man's club and find it offensive...
 
In the 60's, if you didn't get laid after a gig there were one of two problems. Either you as a guitarist weren't loud enough or the chick didn't try hard enough to nail you backstage. Was a time when the more liberal ladies carved the rock n' roll front man like a notch in their belt. Bragging rights. Was part of the culture of the times. Mutual benefit.
 
Interview with Keith Richards verifying much of my passing perspective. He added that in those times there was no thought about HIV as you played the role of frontman guitarist and the young groupie played her expected role, so he escaped what could be certain death in this age.
 
My thought is that now, virtuoso guitar bangers are less than a dime a dozen. Don't matter how good you are and how many cruel hours a day you practice, all you got to do is open YouTube and there is some 10 year old kid that will play rings around you. Overkill is part of the problem.
 
Back then and maybe still the principle. As a guitar lead man, you had two main audiences and one secondary audience.
 
Main audience was either the chicks or other guitar players you wanted to grind into the dust. They were all that mattered. Then there were the other clueless guys in the audience dancing around. Their only value was to pay the door tab so you would walk away with something in your pocket for the effort. But you really played to impress the chicks and other guitarists.
 
Today, much of guitar effort is a machine gun upsmanship. Who can play faster, tap better, techno outdo competition. Guys, no wonder the fair gender is not impressed. They respond more slowly, visceral to soulful riffs. Stuff with content. Tasteful and slower with a melodic message. No wonder they don't respond any more to math tirades even if we have bested some other male in the contest.
 
Guitar still gets chicks if you can play smooth giving them what turns them on.
 
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/15 10:51:56 (permalink)
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Guys,
 
Geriatric perspective on this, but guitar can still get the chicks. Just the mode has to change with the times. My apologies to any you young girls who may lurk this man's club and find it offensive...
 
In the 60's, if you didn't get laid after a gig there were one of two problems. Either you as a guitarist weren't loud enough or the chick didn't try hard enough to nail you backstage. Was a time when the more liberal ladies carved the rock n' roll front man like a notch in their belt. Bragging rights. Was part of the culture of the times. Mutual benefit.
 
Interview with Keith Richards verifying much of my passing perspective. He added that in those times there was no thought about HIV as you played the role of frontman guitarist and the young groupie played her expected role, so he escaped what could be certain death in this age.
 
My thought is that now, virtuoso guitar bangers are less than a dime a dozen. Don't matter how good you are and how many cruel hours a day you practice, all you got to do is open YouTube and there is some 10 year old kid that will play rings around you. Overkill is part of the problem.
 
Back then and maybe still the principle. As a guitar lead man, you had two main audiences and one secondary audience.
 
Main audience was either the chicks or other guitar players you wanted to grind into the dust. They were all that mattered. Then there were the other clueless guys in the audience dancing around. Their only value was to pay the door tab so you would walk away with something in your pocket for the effort. But you really played to impress the chicks and other guitarists.
 
Today, much of guitar effort is a machine gun upsmanship. Who can play faster, tap better, techno outdo competition. Guys, no wonder the fair gender is not impressed. They respond more slowly, visceral to soulful riffs. Stuff with content. Tasteful and slower with a melodic message. No wonder they don't respond any more to math tirades even if we have bested some other male in the contest.
 
Guitar still gets chicks if you can play smooth giving them what turns them on.
 
John
 


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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/15 21:03:52 (permalink)
Skald,
 
Would be honored to do seminars. If there's anyone out there who could donate a time machine to shift us back 40 years, it will make the first lessons easier. All individuals planning to attend must also have a really loud guitar amp and a lot of hair. (or in cases like mine, a good wig)
 
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/15 21:08:38 (permalink)
I met my wife because of my music - although at the time my projects featured no guitar at all and were done entirely in the box. So logic would dictate that computers get chicks.
 
Although I have also got plenty of attention when playing guitar live, so I guess guitars also get chicks.
 
And hockey.
And basketball.
And drinking in bars.
And work.
And...

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/16 21:19:00 (permalink)
Its a  brave new music world out there .
Now the Ladies are the ones playing the guitar .
If they decide they  want too,  they can be getting all the fellas .
 
In some rare cases a 6 turned out to be a 9 after all
 

 
Kenny
 
PS I feel like a dirty old man watching this so I'm only watching the video for educational purposes

                   
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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/17 20:53:23 (permalink)
I guess this is the future!
 

Ludwig van Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata ( 3rd Movement ) Tina S Cover
 

Kiko Loureiro "Gray Stone Gateway" cover / Li-sa-X (Japanese 11 year old girl)
 

Steve Vai - For The Love Of God - Cover by YOYO - A 10 year old girl
 
I cant compete with these girls.

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/17 20:56:37 (permalink)
I Am kneeling to protest this fred!!!! IT IS FAKEFREDINFO!

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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/17 21:08:19 (permalink)
We old folks need to stay true to our toots
 


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Re: Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks! 2018/09/17 21:32:37 (permalink)
I can't unsee it 

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