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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
2014/06/06 19:37:48
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
2014/06/06 20:25:00
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sharke
The two of them were like some kind of cosmic fountain of pretentious twaddle.
Rumour has it was she actually put on a Coldplay album and all the water in the house took it as that last straw, upped sticks and left her high and dry. So it was a case of conciously uncoupling or dying of thirst. Whilst many of her advisors apparently recommended her taking the second option for the benefit of humanity, she conciously decided on the uncoupling. The water is still furious at that decision judging by the way it came out of my tap earlier. Actually I've done some exacting science on this subject and in my tests, using The Lighthouse Family as a baseline benchmark metric of course, and Keane actually come out slightly wetter than Coldplay.
post edited by Jonbouy - 2014/06/06 20:31:03
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
2014/06/06 20:31:08
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So, Gwyneth walks on water.
Pfft...
...that's feck all.
Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
2014/06/06 21:14:35
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
2014/06/07 02:15:48
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Could have summed up the article with one word...bvll$#! T
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
2014/06/07 07:36:07
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
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Moshkiae
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
2014/06/07 11:25:39
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Hi,
I'm just thinking I'm getting tired of rich witches that have nothing better to do than yakk about nothing and some new this and that ... which we're too stupid (supposedly) to know.
I can't even imagine a guy putting up with her, a spoiled rich brat!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
2014/06/07 11:41:55
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2014/06/07 11:45:19
In the immortal words of Mooch: WHO CARES?? 
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow soars into new levels of New Age assclownery
2014/06/07 11:44:46
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Meh. By audiophool standards, she'd be considered "reasonable". 
 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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