Haikus about missing rats or bats or hats

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October 17, 11 5:06 PM (permalink)

Haikus about missing rats or bats or hats

my rat------------------------------ --------------------------------------- ate my hat-------------------------------- -------------------------------------i hit it -------------------------------------with a bat ----------------------------------------------------------------------- not a haiku , but not a "there was a lady from Nantucket" , either

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    SteveStrummerUK
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    Re:Haikus about missing rats or bats or hats October 17, 11 5:39 PM (permalink)
     

     
    George that is awesome awful
    Whether it's a haiku or
    Not... truly painful

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    craigb
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    Re:Haikus about missing rats or bats or hats October 17, 11 6:16 PM (permalink)
    There's poor Mike McQ
    Who's somehow misplaced his rat
    Stolen by Bapu?

     
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    bapu
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    Re:Haikus about missing rats or bats or hats October 17, 11 7:47 PM (permalink)
    My rat is missing
    His hat seems to be gone too
    Now, where is my bat?

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    Re:Haikus about missing rats or bats or hats October 17, 11 11:06 PM (permalink)
    A rat lost his hat
    A hat the bat did not find
    Problem: bat's sonar?

    Jim
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    Re:Haikus about missing rats or bats or hats October 17, 11 11:11 PM (permalink)
    Bapu lost his bat?
    What will the manager say?
    Will he still hit fourth?

    Jim
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