Happy National Acquire A Laxative Day

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2013/09/19 23:36:39 (permalink)

Happy National Acquire A Laxative Day

Today is National Laxative Day.  Started by the ExLax Corporation...   Here's to wishing you a regular one.
 

 
 
post edited by Linear Phase - 2013/09/25 00:28:09

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    craigb
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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/20 02:32:08 (permalink)
    Gives "Having a smoothie" a whole new meaning.
     
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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/20 07:47:24 (permalink)
    I don't think we need them around here.  FSF is kind of a laxative!  

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/20 10:14:55 (permalink)
    I try to relaxaive whenever I can. Life can get two bizzy.
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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/20 15:02:14 (permalink)
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    I don't think we need them around here.  FSF is kind of a laxative!  



    Ya.  Lots 'o fiber in that fred.

     
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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/20 15:07:07 (permalink)
    I think they practically monopolized the market on constipation.

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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/22 18:55:37 (permalink)
    I bought some stool softner. I broke open the gelcaps and rubbed them all over my wood stool... they don't work, the wood is still hard. Perhaps I should just stand...

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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/22 19:04:39 (permalink)
    jbow
    I bought some stool softner. I broke open the gelcaps and rubbed them all over my wood stool... they don't work, the wood is still hard. Perhaps I should just stand...



    Did you get the correct formula?  I hear there's a big difference if you need one for three legs versus four...

     
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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/22 20:49:43 (permalink)
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    jbow
    I bought some stool softner. I broke open the gelcaps and rubbed them all over my wood stool... they don't work, the wood is still hard. Perhaps I should just stand...



    Did you get the correct formula?  I hear there's a big difference if you need one for three legs versus four...


    Actually I think it is stool hardener... it also made one leg longer, and I fell over. (hile trying to sit on the stool of course). I think it is the same stuff they use to make wall stretchers.
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    post edited by jbow - 2013/09/22 20:52:57

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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/22 20:51:52 (permalink)
    BTW... exactly how do you have a "happy laxative day"?? What sort of sordid celebration is involved?
     
    How do you spell relief?
     
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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/24 08:52:57 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    I keep thinking that this FRED could be really explosive!

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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/24 11:51:16 (permalink)
    Let it flow.  

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/24 12:57:31 (permalink)
    Well thanks and back at ya.

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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/24 13:12:09 (permalink)
    For those of you that are a little uptight, just remember that Happy Laxative Day can be enjoyed on a daily basis.

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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/24 17:00:20 (permalink)
    Mesh
    For those of you that are a little uptight, just remember that Happy Laxative Day can be enjoyed on a daily basis.



    So it cures anal-retentiveness?

     
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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/24 17:38:09 (permalink)
    Linear Phase
    Today is National Laxative Day.  Started by the ExLax Corporation...   Here's to wishing you a regular one.
     

     
     


    So how's it going?

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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/25 00:29:01 (permalink)
    Its going..   Its been edited because acquisitions are totally en-vogue...

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    Re: Happy National Laxative Day 2013/09/25 06:06:58 (permalink)
    Bummer, hay!

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