craigb
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Hipster repellent!
  Becan-wrapped, deep-fried Gluten Balls, seasoned with garlic and covered with melted cheese? Sounds like a winner there!  (Yes, I know SOAP works too!  )
post edited by craigb - 2017/09/21 02:48:08
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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57Gregy
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/20 22:33:45
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☼ Best Answerby craigb 2017/09/21 00:29:19
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Beepster
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/20 22:59:09
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Weeeeeelllll...
Actually wheat gluten is a commonly used meat substitute often used in vegan dishes.
Anti-glutenites are not necessarily vegans or vice versa. The problem with gluten is merely for those who suffer from celiac disease (however it has been posited that eating gluten excessively can actually cause celiac disease).
That said... the addition of cheese would of course make your recipe trod out of the vegan realm (but considering the Chinese writing whatever it was fried in likely did that anyway) and into vegetarian territory.
So the only REAL anti veggie part of your recipe idea would be the bacon.
Now if you want to go full on anti vegan I would have gone with cheese injected, bacon wrapped prairie oysters.
mmm... testicles
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/20 23:04:39
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BTW... I know this stuff because I worked in a vegan restaurant when I first landed in the city (head dish pig) and ended up dating the head chef (ultra hardcore vegan chick). The food was awesome and I learned a lot about nutrition but I'd still sneak out and snag a burger for lunch every so often (when noone was looking because I didn't want to listen to the lectures).
Tried being vegetarian for a couple months. I turned a very pale shade of green and did NOT feel good at all... so I stopped that crap right quick.
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craigb
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/21 00:31:52
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Fine. I've changed the premise. 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/21 01:26:43
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Weeeeellll...
Actually many "Hipsters" fall under the category of "Meterosexuals" who purchase all sorts of skincare products and use them obsessively.
okay... now I'm just messin' with ya...
still true though
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/21 01:28:38
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I eat vital wheat gluten sausages and they are AWESOME.
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/21 01:39:09
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IIRC you're a vegetarian (or maybe piscetarian... as in you'll eat fish too), are you not sharke? Cuz of the cancer stuff?
Personally I've found (after trying lotso stuff) that straight up legume protein is where it's at for me (beans, lentils, etc). A lot of the other stuff does something weird to my guts. Especially TVP (textured vegetable protein).
Polenta is pretty good though but expensive so I haven't had it in years. Tofu isn't too harsh on my system either but doesn't keep me full like legumey goodness does.
I do however save my meat drippings and toss it into my lentils, black beans, etc.
Just tastes better and I kind of need the extra fat.
Might make a big batch of lentil soup tomorrow and use the whack of pork chop/bacon leavings I have in my fridge to tart it up a bit.
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/21 02:52:06
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/09/21 03:58:00
Beepster
I do however save my meat drippings and toss it into my lentils, black beans, etc.
Isn't that like cannibalism or something?
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/21 03:15:41
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/09/21 03:57:41
Are you insinuating that I'm composed entirely of meat drippings?
If so...
Ya, that sounds about right.
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sharke
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/21 04:20:40
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I've been a vegetarian since I was about 15. It was at about that time that I started getting out of sync with family meals and cooking for myself, and I found that I just didn't have any motivation to cook myself meat. So I thought I might as well give it up entirely. Now I don't even perceive it as food, strangely enough. And I've never eaten fish, not even as a kid. Would refuse the stuff on the grounds of the rotten smell. I don't eat dairy either, although I love eggs so I'm not a vegan. Maybe an eggan.
I've never liked that textured vegetable protein either and I won't eat soy in general. Nor tofu or quorn. Nasty stuff. So I get my protein from vital wheat gluten, legumes, nuts, various non-dairy protein bars (RX bars are my favorite, they have egg whites), vegan protein powders and free form amino acids. I've had no trouble getting "buff" during the times when I've been religious about hitting the gym either. I think loads of guys eat WAY too much protein on the basis that there's no other way to build muscle than to cram 120g a day into their gobs. It harms your organs and encourages the development of cancer.
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/22 19:29:26
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/09/23 07:54:49
Hipsters
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/22 19:39:35
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☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2017/09/22 19:51:59
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/22 19:51:51
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☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2017/09/22 19:52:30
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/22 19:57:45
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Excuse me Sir , can you give me 7 dollars so I can buy a pack of cigarettes ? I spent all my money on Weed , Beer and Munchies ,  This $hit happens all the time in the town where I live  Kenny
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/22 20:23:30
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bayoubill
I have Juan question
What is Hip?
Tell me. TELL ME! I'd really like to know.
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/22 20:32:04
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Also, oh billy 'o' teh bayou... if you are a TowPow fan this, in my estimation, is the best live version of that tune (and is preceded by a couple other goodun's but I linked straight to the WIH timecode...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ulQPgIEBAw&t=308s Also... I've been told cocaine is a helluva a drug. ;-)
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Re: Vegan repellent!
2017/09/22 20:47:59
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I'm MetRo
Perceived Hipster speak for Metal Rocker.
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