sharke
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How booze works
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/26 00:44:16
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/09/26 10:10:24
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/26 12:01:06
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craigb
That's just flat out mean craigb(ITYRN). Why would you drink all the BEER?
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/26 16:33:37
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/09/26 21:30:13
barman says : "we don't serve time travelers in here!!"
Time traveller walks into a bar.
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/26 16:34:18
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sharke
barman says : "we don't serve time travelers in here!!"
Time traveller walks into a bar.
Best sharke joke EVAH!!!!
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/26 21:04:58
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bapu
sharke
barman says : "we don't serve time travelers in here!!"
Time traveller walks into a bar.
Best sharke joke EVAH!!!!
There's not much competition.
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/26 21:05:25
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sharke
bapu
sharke
barman says : "we don't serve time travelers in here!!"
Time traveller walks into a bar.
Best sharke joke EVAH!!!!
There's not much competition.
TruDat!
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/26 21:10:16
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bapu
sharke
barman says : "we don't serve time travelers in here!!"
Time traveller walks into a bar.
Best sharke joke EVAH!!!!
I'll likely tell that joke at some point in the future. Or did I already tell it in the past?
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/26 22:42:27
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I thought it was old, then I heard it for the first time.
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/26 22:50:25
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The new ones were the best!
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/27 00:25:36
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Bapu serves a duck at his bar...
(It was a little over-cooked.)
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/27 00:47:39
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....and then the duck said to the barman "just put it on my bill" That punchline is my go-to for when you're talking about someone and then that person comes into the room unexpectedly and you need to act like you were talking about something else. One time years ago there was a bunch of us getting high in someone's living room and I was talking in a less than flattering way about this person who walked in right as I was saying it, so I immediately launched into the duck/bill punchline and of course everyone broke out into hysterics at the situation. The subject stood laughing in the doorway saying "oh man that sounds like a good joke, what's the rest of it," which of course made everyone laugh even more, and all I could say was "Oh man it was really long, I'm not telling it again, perhaps some other time." For ages afterwards he kept asking me to tell him the whole joke and I had to change the subject 
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/27 01:21:27
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sharke
and I was talking in a less than flattering way about this person who walked in right as I was saying it
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For ages afterwards he kept asking me to tell him the whole joke and I had to change the subject
You hung with that guy "for ages" that you'd talk about behind his back?
Just how well do you know the British?
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/27 01:42:47
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2016/09/27 02:48:23
The British, well they er, oops... ....and then the duck said to the barman "just put it on my bill". 
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/27 15:25:08
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bapu
sharke
barman says : "we don't serve time travelers in here!!"
Time traveller walks into a bar.
Best sharke joke EVAH!!!!
Nahhhh ... it's just Jeff Bridges! (remember that movie?)
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Re: How booze works
2016/09/27 17:29:20
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I'm gonna laugh when Susan kicks your butts 
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