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2013/10/05 18:01:29 (permalink)

How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer?

And can it be turned into a sham less plug?


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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/05 18:05:10 (permalink)
Doesn't it depend on whether it's the new style or the Classic?
 

 


 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/05 22:41:12 (permalink)
Everything is concrete if you only own a sledgehammer?
 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 10:09:02 (permalink)
 

 

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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 10:12:10 (permalink)



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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 10:32:30 (permalink)
fixed
 
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Everything is concrete if you DON'T own a sledgehammer?
 



cos if you gots a sledge..who cares what it made of?..
 
concrete schmoncrete it going do..
 
 
 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 10:44:16 (permalink)
Bapu has every RIGHT to lick the hammer
 
you have NO right to tell Bapu he can lick the hammer
 
Bapu is an adult(albeit very old) and in control of his toolbox and knows how to pander to carpenters
 
McQ the only reason you posted this is because you have been low on the postings lately and are just posting this open post to generate views, you like, Sinead, haven't had a top post lately.
 
It doesn't matter that your post was a heartfelt  plea to Bapu to reconsider what his actions portray to carpenters and woodworkers everywhere, just turn the channel and keep you boards stored...
 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 10:49:29 (permalink)
 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 11:05:05 (permalink)
Hi,
 
Probably none.
 
His significant other would probably throw him out!

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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 11:53:14 (permalink)
Depends--is it a plug-in?  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 12:12:33 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Old55 2013/10/06 12:15:03
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Depends--is it a plug-in?  




No, but there's probably a plug-in modelled on a real sledge-hammer and he likely has it already although it doesn't have the 'warmth' and 'air' of the original.

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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 13:01:35 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby musicman100 2013/10/06 13:50:46
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McQ the only reason you posted this is because you have been low on the postings lately and are just posting this open post to generate views, you like, Sinead, haven't had a top post lately.


I'd certainly agree with that George...
 
 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 13:58:13 (permalink)
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Depends--is it a plug-in?  



I always thought they were adult diapers, but I guess you could use one as a plug-in if you were so inclined.

 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 14:09:26 (permalink)
You had to go there.  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 14:42:09 (permalink)
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Old55
Depends--is it a plug-in?  




No, but there's probably a plug-in modelled on a real sledge-hammer and he likely has it already although it doesn't have the 'warmth' and 'air' of the original.


Link pls
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 14:42:50 (permalink)
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Old55
Depends--is it a plug-in?  



I always thought they were adult diapers, but I guess you could use one as a plug-in if you were so inclined.


I dinnit know plugins could incline. Is that a VST3 or VST4 feature?
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 16:09:02 (permalink)
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Old55
Depends--is it a plug-in?  




No, but there's probably a plug-in modelled on a real sledge-hammer and he likely has it already although it doesn't have the 'warmth' and 'air' of the original.


Link pls




You are asking for a link for a plug?
 
Do you mean like THIS?

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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 16:12:28 (permalink)


 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 19:21:01 (permalink)
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Old55
Depends--is it a plug-in?  




No, but there's probably a plug-in modelled on a real sledge-hammer and he likely has it already although it doesn't have the 'warmth' and 'air' of the original.


Link pls




You are asking for a link for a plug?
 
Do you mean like THIS?


Well played sir. Well played I say.
 
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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/06 22:18:15 (permalink)
wuz that a shameful pug???
 
 
 


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Re: How many bapsi does it take to lick a sledgehammer? 2013/10/07 08:59:20 (permalink)
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Depends--is it a plug-in?  




Too many of those already on Hollywood Blvd or Sunset!
 
You wouldn't catch Bapu in there zombied out!

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