How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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2014/05/12 10:45:35 (permalink)

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not trying to start a flame war, just need a serious answer this time. 
 


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    Grem
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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 10:50:35 (permalink)
    That looks kool!!

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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 11:15:21 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    Let's see ...
     
    One to keep the time
     
    One to hold the step ladder
     
    One to make sure the guy does not miss a step
     
    One to make sure the tech stays upright
     
    One to hand him the light bulb
     
    And then the tech that went up the ladder to put it in!
     
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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 11:46:22 (permalink)
    None we have machines for that now.

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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 11:50:42 (permalink)
    I love that tiger pearl finish!

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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 11:53:05 (permalink)
    Do drummers even change lightbulbs?

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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 12:30:44 (permalink)
    I always suspected you could do something useful with those things.

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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 14:16:03 (permalink)


     
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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 14:43:26 (permalink)
    How many blonds does it take to change a drummer?
     

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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 17:58:57 (permalink)
    I think the answer is 7.
     
    2 to hold the gate open, 1 to put newspaper down and two more to order the Chow Mein.
     
    Yup 7.

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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 20:17:07 (permalink)
    Jonbouy
    I think the answer is 7.
     
    2 to hold the gate open, 1 to put newspaper down and two more to order the Chow Mein.
     
    Yup 7.



    Don't you first have to find a good looking waitress to hold your stick? 

     
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    Re: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2014/05/12 20:50:24 (permalink)
    A lot of them.  One to change the light bulb and the rest to sit around and talk about how Neil Peart could have done it better.

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