TheMaartian
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb”
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views
1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/16 20:54:41
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OK, I'll drink the Bud Light.. or is BudLight??
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/16 23:17:42
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Folks this is very simple math  It takes 999 + 1 forum member to change a light bulb .. bapu gets to change the light bulb and the other 999 forum members get to count all the plugins he has  Kenny
post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2016/01/16 23:31:52
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/16 23:40:12
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☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2016/01/17 00:12:12
I don't need the light bulb changed....I can find Becan in the dark.
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 00:20:25
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This was brilliant! haha.....
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 00:48:01
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 01:09:21
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 02:24:36
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/01/17 09:15:35
But what if the light bulb really doesn't want to change? Do you respect his desires or gather all his friends and relatives for an intervention? 
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 03:25:36
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/01/17 09:15:46
Excellent! I'll just add; 1 who only reads the word 'change' then writes 12 paragraphs about 1970's movies.
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 04:13:45
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jamesg1213
Excellent!
I'll just add;
1 who only reads the word 'change' then writes 12 paragraphs about 1970's movies after feeling compelled to start with "Hi," first.
Moshed.
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 07:08:16
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1 who starts by admitting he hasn't read the whole thread and states that the lightbulb needs changing.
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 09:04:55
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jamesg1213
Excellent!
I'll just add;
1 who only reads the word 'change' then writes 12 paragraphs about 1970's movies.
... and adds that Americans don't know the difference between meaningful and superficial changes in light bulbs, as an answer to the question, "Which light bulb do you prefer?"
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 09:29:07
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/01/17 09:48:58
BobF
jamesg1213
Excellent!
I'll just add;
1 who only reads the word 'change' then writes 12 paragraphs about 1970's movies.
... and adds that Americans don't know the difference between meaningful and superficial changes in light bulbs, as an answer to the question, "Which light bulb do you prefer?"
...citing how hard it is to discuss the quality of 1930's German lightbulbs here, because we only know the Top Ten...
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TheMaartian
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 11:45:24
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Gawd, I love this forum! You guys ALWAYS exceed my expectations. Or at least expectorations! 
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 11:58:59
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Well you need Larry to tell you there's a deal at JRR Shop with the code LIGHTBULB. And even cheaper at Time + Space if you pay for them in Bulgarian Krubels.
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 12:17:47
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Don't forget the 1 who mourns the demise of candles.
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 12:18:56
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 13:43:44
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Note from Forum Host union: Users cannot change lightbulbs, please contact Forum Host to have this thread locked.
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 15:15:45
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Who needs lightbulbs when we can just use the brilliance radiating from some of the members here? (Of course, it could just be light from their bulbs reflecting off of a balding head...)
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BobF
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 15:24:26
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What if there was always light everywhere and we had to flip a dark switch to remove it?
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 15:25:03
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/01/17 15:47:50
One!
How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 15:35:30
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 16:34:28
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There is no change
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 16:36:13
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 16:53:22
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Some bloke said my balding head reminded him of a lightbulb....
I was incandescent with rage.
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 17:15:14
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I would shine a ray on this fred but he's since burned out.
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michaelhanson
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/17 19:16:54
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....I give up on quotes... 
post edited by michaelhanson - 2016/01/17 19:38:49
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/18 00:00:13
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michaelhanson
....I give up on quotes...
Me too. Now I only use "double quotes" for everything.
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/18 00:47:23
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craigb
michaelhanson
....I give up on quotes...
Me too. "" Now I only use "double quotes" for everything.""
you can borrow these: "" ""
""fixed:""
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