Leadfoot
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How to Fart
Lift one leg and push from the diaphragm....
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/21 23:27:45
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Being the huge rockstar I am I'm in no short supply of fans eager to do my bidding. I keep one at the foot of my bed specifically to blow my own farts directly up my nose.
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michaelhanson
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/21 23:45:18
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Leadfoot
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/23 20:22:43
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You must be a veteran. I nominate you for the congressional medal of odor.
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Voda La Void
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/24 12:57:00
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2018/09/24 23:16:03
If you're over 40, this is also how you sh!t your pants. Got to be veeery careful...
Voda La Void...experiments in disturbing frequencies...
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/24 23:16:17
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Voda La Void If you're over 40, this is also how you sh!t your pants. Got to be veeery careful...
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kennywtelejazz
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/25 22:01:17
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Kenny
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kennywtelejazz
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/26 20:05:55
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How to FartBeepster I keep one at the foot of my bed specifically to blow my own farts directly up my nose.
Help . I thought a Butterfly flapped his wings all the way on the other side of the world . Now I find out my situation is far worse than I thought . Kenny
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Team Green
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/27 12:25:32
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Can't verify this but I heard if your wearing skinny jeans or nylons your shoes fly off.
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/27 12:35:19
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Team Green Can't verify this but I heard if your wearing skinny jeans or nylons your shoes fly off.
Dust in the wind?
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/27 12:40:49
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With practice, you could learn to hover kind of like those kids that can burp the ABCs.
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/27 12:58:27
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kennywtelejazz
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/28 11:35:39
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Kenny
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Re: How to Fart
2018/09/28 19:25:39
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Windy The Reigning Fart Club Champion of the 2018 Woman's Division Kenny
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Re: How to Fart
2018/10/04 19:31:32
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☄ Helpfulby Voda La Void 2018/10/05 13:10:08
Voda La Void If you're over 40, this is also how you sh!t your pants. Got to be veeery careful...
Don't knock it.......it's as close to living on the edge as most middle-aged men will ever get again.
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