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2011/08/22 15:25:38 (permalink)

"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 16:04:31 (permalink)
    arguing's not worth it.

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 16:07:02 (permalink)


    It is, too!
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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 16:26:04 (permalink)
     
    Bub, you is a baaaaaaad man
     
     

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 16:34:30 (permalink)
    Funny thing 'bout that thread ... I thought I was being positive. LOL!

    Maybe I need to sit down and rethink my life.

    "I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 16:36:51 (permalink)

    I'm not sure if I'd been in your position that I would still be a member here...

    I don't have a particularly good record for dealing with the frustration of unresolved issues with regard to purchases.

    On returning a washing machine to a major UK electrical retailer one time I overlooked the fact that it wasn't during business hours and accidentally damaged a plate glass door because the washer didn't quite fit through the letter box.

    Despite several months of polite negotiation I consider that it was this event caused them to hear my concerns and I recieved a replacement. 

    All's well that ends well I say.
    post edited by Jonbouy - 2011/08/22 16:37:54

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 17:05:24 (permalink)



    Hey...it was a good comment...sheeesh.

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 17:45:20 (permalink)
    Jonbouy


    I'm not sure if I'd been in your position that I would still be a member here...

    I don't have a particularly good record for dealing with the frustration of unresolved issues with regard to purchases.

    On returning a washing machine to a major UK electrical retailer one time I overlooked the fact that it wasn't during business hours and accidentally damaged a plate glass door because the washer didn't quite fit through the letter box.

    Despite several months of polite negotiation I consider that it was this event caused them to hear my concerns and I recieved a replacement. 

    All's well that ends well I say.

    So they installed a larger letter box?


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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 17:54:24 (permalink)
    So they installed a larger letter box?


    No, I just adapted it for them.

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 18:08:29 (permalink)
    Jonbouy

    I'm not sure if I'd been in your position that I would still be a member here...
    I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment. Besides, I take great pride in the fact that I can make John's head explode with a carefully worded sentence. LOL! It takes great skill to be able to do that you know.
    I don't have a particularly good record for dealing with the frustration of unresolved issues with regard to purchases.
    On returning a washing machine to a major UK electrical retailer one time I overlooked the fact that it wasn't during business hours and accidentally damaged a plate glass door because the washer didn't quite fit through the letter box.

    Despite several months of polite negotiation I consider that it was this event caused them to hear my concerns and I recieved a replacement.
    Whew! Good thing you didn't upgrade to X1. God only knows what would have been jammed where in Boston!

    I've had a couple of those encounters myself.


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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 18:13:41 (permalink)
    “Mr. Snake approaches Mr. Turtle on a river bank and asks Mr. Turtle for a ride across the water since he can't swim the river himself. 


    Mr. Turtle politely refuses to oblige, reasoning that if he were to give Mr. Snake a ride across the river, he would surely be bitten. 


    Mr. Snake protests saying that it would be foolish for him to bite the one carrying him, since it would result in him perishing also. 


    Mr. Turtle considers the argument, then agrees to ferry Mr. Snake over the broad river. When they are half way across the river Mr. Turtle feels a sharp pain and realizes he has been bitten by Mr. Snake. 


    As the venom is beginning to take effect, Mr. Turtle sadly and resolutely asks Mr. Snake why he bit him, since the biting will also result in Mr. Snake's demise. 


    A wry smile came upon Mr. Snake's face. ‘I bit you because I am a snake, Mr. Turtle; that is my nature.’"

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 18:19:37 (permalink)
    I don't get it? I mean, how the heck can a snake bite a turtle? He's got that hard shell and all? Did the snake bite him in the head or something?

    "I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 18:39:09 (permalink)
    on the foot.

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 18:40:13 (permalink)
    or maybe, the tail.


    heheh

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 18:44:09 (permalink)
    batsbrew

    on the foot.
    Ew! That's gross. I mean, if I were gonna bite someone, I think I'd rather bite them in the head, or neck, but not on the stinky foot. That's just gross. Like when Brian and Stewie got trapped in the bank vault gross.


    "I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 21:13:05 (permalink)
    I thought it was a frog and a scorpion..

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 21:51:48 (permalink)
    How to make heads explode ....


    kinda' like this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 21:56:28 (permalink)
    Well I'm disappointed. I misread the subject line and thought it said "How to make headphones explode." Ah well, perhaps some day.

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 22:45:58 (permalink)
    How did you get John Goodman to pose for your avatar pic?

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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/22 22:46:05 (permalink)
    Wow, heads DO explode!
     


     
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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/23 09:24:37 (permalink)
    I was almost tempted to post there.....

    On the NJ thing.... that explains a lot.... I'm from there too...way back in the day.... born & raised in S Jersey until I got out at 19.... went back for a few months
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    All my kin are out of NJ now so I have no reason to enter that place..... 

    I guess some people just like to "pile on", and use any reason to do so. 


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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/24 02:33:06 (permalink)
    I'm proud that I'm from NJ. You can go anywhere in the country and say, I'm from Ohio, or Iowa, or Pennsylvania, or New York, but you say you are from NJ and people get this big old smile on their face and crack a joke or ask you what it's like there, like it's some exotic foreign country.

    You know where you stand with people in NJ ... there's no behind your back kind of stuff like I see in a lot of other places. I clash with people a lot here because of that. And now, with political correctness, everybody is a winner, nobody is ever wrong, and you can't bully little Billy because he'll go home and make a pipe bomb and blow up his school so we need to protect and nurture him so he doesn't do that, it makes it really hard for a straight shooter with any common sense about him to get along anymore. You see it here upstairs almost every single day. :) But I'm sure our fathers and grandfathers felt the same way about our generation. :)

    Grow an f'ing pair will ya, ya pansy ass whiny sniveling pussy's. :)
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    "I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/24 06:45:23 (permalink)
    I don't get it, what are you talking about Bub?

    Just come out with it and say what you mean will ya...








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    Re:How to make heads explode .... 2011/08/24 06:53:16 (permalink)
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