bapu
LOL!
it's fun stuff …thanks
spacealf
Well, does the guitar have anything to say about robots playing a guitar?
I'm not sure , I'll have to ask her what her thoughts are on that subject
…thanks
jbow
I'll have a hit of what he's having!!
if she happens to be doing anything , it is very possible that she must be doing it on the down low
i didn't even know she sang until one day I found a note on top of her case ….
in that note she made it very clear to me that she wanted to follow her own artistic vision ….not mine
I have to admit it did hurt my feelings greatly hearing that ...
in the note she mentioned that I better shape up or ship out ….
I admit what I'm about to say is gonna sound real crazy . Since I'm among my friends here at the Coffee House
I'm willing to suffer whatever ridicule or strained ostracized friendships that may occur as a result of having shared my solution to my domestic musical dilemma….
well here goes…..
she told me that I had to add some ****e to my practice sessions when ever I played her
I said sure , what do you want me to do ?
she told me I had to take my hair out of the ponytail and let it hang on my shoulders …I told her OK
then she told me I had to wear a Zoro mask , leave my shirt unbuttoned , wear tight pants , put a rose in my mouth and play her like it was gonna be our last time ever playing music together ….
all I can say is , after the initial shock of hearing all that I sheepishly said OK …..
anyway , heres what I did to keep the peace
First , I took a good long hard look in the mirror and reminded myself of who wears the guitar strap in this relationship
then I told myself that I'm the guy who brings home all the strings , guitar picks , pedals and cables ...
after taking a long slow deep breath to focus my mind and emotions
I went over to my music stand and took off the dusty unopened copy of The Charlie Parker Omni book and threw it on the floor and stamped on it a few times with my cowboy boots ..hell I din't even crack that book open once in 2 years
then I took my hair out of the pony tail , unbuttoned my shirt , threw a sock into my already tight pants and put on my Zoro mask
then after all that I put a rose in my mouth ...
Yeah , the part she didn't know was I put a copy of the Karma sutra on the music stand for inspiration
I've heard that body language is a pretty important tool when it comes to playing the guitar
anyway during that practice session i took her through the book and I played her on the kitchen table . the kitchen sink , the washing machine, the stairs, the hallway , out in the bushes and any other place I could think of….
so far so good ..it seems to be working out …...putting the sock in the pants was my Idea
Kenny
post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2014/04/01 07:59:34