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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 18:41:20
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konradh
I have asked and answered many questions on this forum and neither I nor the others are lazy.
The manual is often extremely cryptic or unclear, as is the online help. It also does not always cover the specific situations.
I assume you are trying to be funny here, but I find it insulting. If you really think only lazy people ask questions on the forum, why do you log on?
By the way, I have searched your posts, and every one is either something you think is funny but that has no real content, or is a complaint against another member. Maybe you are too lazy to come up with a real topic. The Moderator should block you.
I suggest you re-read what I wrote. I said, "I," not "you." If you are feeling guilty, or lazy then that's on YOU! You should do what Mr. Bone, does, and block me, although it doesn't seem he is too successful at that!
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 19:05:42
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@DumbKidFromHell - You block quite nicely - I only occasionally pop one or two of your posts open to see if your pattern of posting has changed.
It has not, and so you remain blocked, and I am comfortable in having done so.
Should you ever, in my opinion, become someone who's posts become either relevant to anything or helpful to anyone, or if there is some actual issue where there is productive dialog, I will reconsider. It is in the chance that this may happen that I do choose to open a post of yours every now and then.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 23:05:15
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@konradh - WELL PUT. :)
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 23:11:21
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robert_e_bone
@DumbKidFromHell - You block quite nicely - I only occasionally pop one or two of your posts open to see if your pattern of posting has changed.
It has not, and so you remain blocked, and I am comfortable in having done so.
Should you ever, in my opinion, become someone who's posts become either relevant to anything or helpful to anyone, or if there is some actual issue where there is productive dialog, I will reconsider. It is in the chance that this may happen that I do choose to open a post of yours every now and then.
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Well said :-)
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 23:51:12
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gswitz
DumbKidFromHell
Please tell me how EVERYTHING WORKS!!!!
Should we start with quantum mechanics?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mechanics
ROTFLOL :) I guess that's as good a place as any. No, wait. I'm sure he knows enough already.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 23:53:02
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bapu
The OP bestowed the title of Unfunniest Poster upon me over four years ago.
I can't thank him enough.
LOL Hiya Bapu!!! Good to see you, man. :)
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 23:56:16
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Anderton
I am very happy people don't read manuals. My writing career would be over if they did.
Cracking me up! Oh, that's a good one! EDIT: Oh I forgot to say: I beg to differ with you there, Craig. You very good at what you do, practically demonstrating it or when putting it in writing. Cya around. :)
post edited by thomasabarnes - 2014/02/24 00:08:37
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 23:57:35
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gustabo
What's the point of these "attempt of humor" posts?
Shouldn't they be in the Coffeehouse?
ampfixer
What! And lower the collective IQ of the CH?
LMAO You people are rolling!
post edited by thomasabarnes - 2014/02/24 00:09:59
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 23:59:46
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Pragi
DumbKidFromHell asked:
Please tell me how EVERYTHING WORKS!!!!
Here´s the right homepage for your scientific question:
http://www.howeverythingworks.org/
or in other words,the answer is clear,it´s 42,
but what´s the question?
Now, that's clever!
post edited by thomasabarnes - 2014/02/24 00:16:58
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 00:00:55
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bapu
I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR MANUAL EITHER.
I've got my own.
Awl man, I'm about crying over here. I'm laughing so much!
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 00:03:42
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konradh
I have asked and answered many questions on this forum and neither I nor the others are lazy.
The manual is often extremely cryptic or unclear, as is the online help. It also does not always cover the specific situations.
I assume you are trying to be funny here, but I find it insulting. If you really think only lazy people ask questions on the forum, why do you log on?
By the way, I have searched your posts, and every one is either something you think is funny but that has no real content, or is a complaint against another member. Maybe you are too lazy to come up with a real topic. The Moderator should block you.
Good post. The cool, calm, collective, and constructive criticism approach. :)
post edited by thomasabarnes - 2014/02/24 00:18:03
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 00:06:49
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robert_e_bone
@DumbKidFromHell - You block quite nicely - I only occasionally pop one or two of your posts open to see if your pattern of posting has changed.
It has not, and so you remain blocked, and I am comfortable in having done so.
Should you ever, in my opinion, become someone who's posts become either relevant to anything or helpful to anyone, or if there is some actual issue where there is productive dialog, I will reconsider. It is in the chance that this may happen that I do choose to open a post of yours every now and then.
Bob Bone
Another cool, calm. collective, and constructive criticism approach. That's cool.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 00:08:22
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@ OP
Whatever you do, do NOT read the manual.
And please be careful around the peanut M&Ms.
That is all.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 02:38:01
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ampfixer
What! And lower the collective IQ of the CH?
That's not possible.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 02:57:07
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 14:06:46
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The manual says to continue press any key.
I cannot find the "any" key.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 14:18:41
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Any key is between Pause/Break on the upper right, and Ctrl on the lower left.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 14:27:49
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Ruben
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What! And lower the collective IQ of the CH?
That's not possible.
 You should come and try us or even post an example of your work in the Songs forum. @DKFH I will read your manual to you at an appropriate per letter fee, you do understand Wookiee? ohooooorahwowo ahc rcworaan woracro oowhoawo rooohu rrwoao aoacwo shahcao
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 15:24:38
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I hate reading manuals as much as the next guy, but I am all for a well-written manual. It can really save your behind when you run into a problem. This forum is of course a great resource, but I don’t think it should be used as an excuse for not so good documentation.
This was one of my main recommendations when CW did a survey ~ 1 yr or so back. I am glad they finally moved to PDF version. Only wish they would do the same for their instruments and effects (e.g.. Dim Pro sound banks and all of the Pro Channel stuff, which just scratch the surface right now). I think CW should take a cue from NI – their instrument/content manuals are much better; not perfect, but IMO several notches above CW’s.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 15:41:17
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Where is this manual for X3???
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 15:47:05
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Ruben
ampfixer
What! And lower the collective IQ of the CH?
That's not possible.
Ruben is correct. Once intelligence has been achieved you cannot un-bake it. (see what I did there?) The corollary is that genius is often misunderstood (from the outside looking in). <edited for grammar>
post edited by bapu - 2014/02/24 17:18:07
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 16:55:37
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2014/02/24 17:17:17
bapu
Ruben
ampfixer
What! And lower the collective IQ of the CH?
That's not possible.
Ruben is correct.
Once intelligence has set been achieved you cannot un-bake it.
(see what I did there?)
The corollary is that genius is often misunderstood (from the outside looking in).
One shouldn't use cocky words like "corollary" if the preceding sentence contains "has set been"  . Grum
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 17:09:55
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 17:18:56
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bapu
Ruben
ampfixer
What! And lower the collective IQ of the CH?
That's not possible.
Ruben is correct.
Once intelligence has set been achieved you cannot un-bake it.
(see what I did there?)
The corollary is that genius is often misunderstood (from the outside looking in).
One shouldn't use cocky words like "corollary" if the preceding sentence contains "has set been" .
Grum
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/24 19:49:30
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And "it's" blocked.. Ahh.. Silence..
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