I Need A Banjo! ?

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2011/06/14 08:56:13 (permalink)

I Need A Banjo! ?

I have a whistle, juice harp, jug, spoons, guitars, keyboards, bass, my neighbor's cat, and harmonica but I HAVE NO BANJO!. I didn't know I needed one till someone pointed it out. Now I'm hearing banjos in my head. When I imagine "Stairway to Heaven" it has a banjo in it. "Purple Haze" banjo in it. now everything has a banjo in it! I need a banjo!

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    The Maillard Reaction
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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 09:02:34 (permalink)
    yeah U du


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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 09:12:03 (permalink)
    A banjo can only help.
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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 09:12:26 (permalink)
    Oh yeah...ya get a banjo and the next thing ya know...
    you're building a porch.
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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 09:13:05 (permalink)
    pwf


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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 09:14:21 (permalink)
    spacey


    Oh yeah...ya get a banjo and the next thing ya know...
    you're building a porch.

    A porch connected to the van down by the river?


    Sounds exquisite.


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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 09:24:18 (permalink)


    you got a pretty mouth






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    Green Acres is the place to be
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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 09:25:30 (permalink)
    With watermelons..
    and elephants dancing on the lawn.
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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 09:26:53 (permalink)
    MM,

    Why you want BB to duel with his banjo? He don't evun have it yet.

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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 09:29:00 (permalink)
    Sounds to me like he doesn't need it...
    we can just mic his head.
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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 09:33:28 (permalink)
    bapu


    MM,

    Why you want BB to duel with his banjo? He don't evun have it yet.


    Cause we can make him squeal like a pig in Am?????

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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 10:04:27 (permalink)
    Bayou, sometimes we only think we need something else to complete us.  After a period of thoughtful analysis, deep soul searching, and clear headed reasoning, we often realize that we already have everything we need.  You said that you need a banjo.  You mentioned you have a cat.  Dude.  You have everything you need.

    Happy pickin' and grinnin'.
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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 10:16:22 (permalink)
    IS his banjo strung with CATGUT????

    ohhh the travesty

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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 11:15:53 (permalink)
    Once you get the banjo and in order to complete this orchestra, isn't it necessary to get a fiddle also?

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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 11:44:47 (permalink)
    Now I need a fiddle too?

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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 11:45:46 (permalink)
    bayoubill


    Now I need a fiddle too?


    **steps away quietly**

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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 11:54:14 (permalink)
    Only if you have enough leftover cat, Bill.
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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 11:59:33 (permalink)
    I have an Ozark banjo..hardly play it though. I cheated by tuning it to guitar tuning, but still don't use it much.

     
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    Re:I Need A Banjo! ? 2011/06/14 12:02:56 (permalink)
    bayoubill


    Now I need a fiddle too?


    Well according to Charlie Daniels Handbook for Fiddlers, you'll need it to battle with the devil to save your soul....

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