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2013/12/13 12:11:02 (permalink)

I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL

 
is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 

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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 12:22:18 (permalink)
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Pending the sales of my new LEFT HANDED FRYING PANS! 
 
 

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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 13:03:52 (permalink)
Bayoubill's got it going ON....woot woot!!!
 
He's such a playa.....

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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 13:13:53 (permalink)
On question # 2 I failed to read the entire question. 
 
Maybe she won't notice  

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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 13:26:49 (permalink)
Is he cooking something? 

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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 13:49:32 (permalink)
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Is he cooking something? 


Apparently, not in the kitchen.

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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 15:28:36 (permalink)
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On question # 2 I failed to read the entire question. 
 
Maybe she won't notice  



Which part?  The having sex part or the part where you answered yes?

 
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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 15:58:30 (permalink)
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On question # 2 I failed to read the entire question. 
 
Maybe she won't notice  


 
You thought it asked, "is he having sex with the sax"? 

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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 17:02:11 (permalink)
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bayoubill
On question # 2 I failed to read the entire question. 
 
Maybe she won't notice  


 
You thought it asked, "is he having sex with the sax"? 




Yes. I Am saxually active. Clarinets, oboes, bassoons, french horn, bag pipes , and occasional snare drum. I have no shame 

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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 21:43:11 (permalink)
Bagpipes? I mean, bagpipes? Really?
 
OK I get the french horn obviously, but bagpipes?

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 22:04:51 (permalink)
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is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 


Maybe he's confused about you too.  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/13 23:08:21 (permalink)
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Bagpipes? I mean, bagpipes? Really?
 
OK I get the french horn obviously, but bagpipes?



Don't knock it until you try it!
(It's probably a better use for them than what they were originally designed for...)

 
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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/14 14:07:49 (permalink)
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drewfx1
Bagpipes? I mean, bagpipes? Really?
 
OK I get the french horn obviously, but bagpipes?





(It's probably a better use for them than what they were originally designed for...)


craigb
drewfx1
Bagpipes? I mean, bagpipes? Really?
 
OK I get the french horn obviously, but bagpipes?



Don't knock it until you try it!
(It's probably a better use for them than what they were originally designed for...)


They were originally designed for simulating two cats being flung by their tails?  



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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/14 14:54:26 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Old55 2013/12/14 18:31:53
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musicman100
 
is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 


Maybe he's confused about you too.  


Old55
musicman100
 
is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 


Maybe he's confused about you too.  



I am aghast by your remark, my friend.
 
I thought I was clear about my confusion...

Green Acres is the place to be
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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/14 16:05:58 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2013/12/14 17:48:57
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Bagpipes? I mean, bagpipes? Really?
 
OK I get the french horn obviously, but bagpipes?





(It's probably a better use for them than what they were originally designed for...)


craigb
drewfx1
Bagpipes? I mean, bagpipes? Really?
 
OK I get the french horn obviously, but bagpipes?



Don't knock it until you try it!
(It's probably a better use for them than what they were originally designed for...)


They were originally designed for simulating two cats being flung by their tails?  


Q.  What's the difference between chopped bagpipes and chopped onions?
 
A.  Nobody cries over the chopped bagpipes.

 
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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/14 18:12:50 (permalink)
I Am surprised no one has mentioned the occasional snare drum so I must add about the frying pans that I Am NOT responsible for washing them prior to the sell. I Am right handed! Find yourself a woman to do it after all as Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it! .......BUT NEXT TO IT!  

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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/15 02:56:44 (permalink)
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musicman100
 
is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 


Maybe he's confused about you too.  


Old55
musicman100
 
is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 


Maybe he's confused about you too.  



I am aghast by your remark, my friend.
 
I thought I was clear about my confusion...


If you're aghast still.  Maybe you should cut back on the beans.  
 
Sorry if I maligned you, MusicMan.  It was not my intention.  I'm confused by most everyone here--especially myself!  
post edited by Old55 - 2013/12/15 02:57:57

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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/15 12:16:49 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Old55 2013/12/15 12:25:32
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Old55
musicman100
 
is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 


Maybe he's confused about you too.  


Old55
musicman100
 
is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 


Maybe he's confused about you too.  



I am aghast by your remark, my friend.
 
I thought I was clear about my confusion...


If you're aghast still.  Maybe you should cut back on the beans.  
 
Sorry if I maligned you, MusicMan.  It was not my intention.  I'm confused by most everyone here--especially myself!  




 
I wuz justa funning ewe......

Green Acres is the place to be
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Re: I YAM CONFUSED ABOUT BILL 2013/12/15 12:26:17 (permalink)
musicman100
Old55
musicman100
Old55
musicman100
 
is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 


Maybe he's confused about you too.  


Old55
musicman100
 
is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 


Maybe he's confused about you too.  



I am aghast by your remark, my friend.
 
I thought I was clear about my confusion...


If you're aghast still.  Maybe you should cut back on the beans.  
 
Sorry if I maligned you, MusicMan.  It was not my intention.  I'm confused by most everyone here--especially myself!  




 
I wuz justa funning ewe......


So was I.  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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