Beepster
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I broke wind this morning...
wokka wokka wokka....
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 14:38:41
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I could smell this one coming as soon as I posted that thread...
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 14:39:53
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bapu
Runnin' Like The Wind?
Perhaps. I'll check my sheets and get back to ya.
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 14:48:13
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 14:48:47
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Mesh
Dust in the wind?
He said he'd check his sheets and get back to us.
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 14:55:42
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2015/12/03 15:20:10
batsbrew
again, TMI
The wind cries Mary.... 
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 16:41:17
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Mesh
batsbrew
again, TMI
The wind cries Mary....
"The wind!", cries Mary.
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 17:06:40
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Update:
Fortunately the only skid in my bed tonight will be me.
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 17:13:58
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☄ Helpfulby Beagle 2015/12/03 20:25:56
Record it
Sample it
use it!
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 17:49:19
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bayoubill
Record it
Sample it
use it!
yea, you can call it a 'soft synth' 
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 18:01:01
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bayoubill
Record it
Sample it
use it!
Just in time for the carolling season. *pprrrrum pum pum pummm*
post edited by Beepster - 2015/12/03 18:13:13
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 20:15:21
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bayoubill
Record it
Sample it
use it!
yea, you can call it a 'soft synth'
Let's all hope it's not a hard one, anyway!
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 20:16:49
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post edited by Beagle - 2015/12/03 20:29:21
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 20:21:46
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☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2015/12/04 03:16:16
Who's hit upon the idea of concealing the topic?
Eccentric rapscallions show off the subject matter.
No doubt far too often the answer is inside...
I could.. um.. persuade you to look a little harder.
The sequitur doth also hold the solution. Even if you recited in fluent Urdu.
Incorrect umbrella usage exemplifies my puerility.
Sonar Platinum - Bert worries it might pong a bit.
One should hold down a job biennially.
Now I'm really struggling....
.... but I do find it empowering - pie - certainly!
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 21:11:08
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 22:46:26
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Remember those recorders that would record a sound then play back at different frequencies depending on which key you hit ? That's what I mean
much fun on the tour bus with the snoring and the burping etc.
It's how I initiated Miss Wichita Springs to our band
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/03 22:54:41
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Now that I think about it, I was the boss of all those bands and people doing dastardly things and trained by Mod Bod.
LET'S GET HIM!
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/04 01:19:46
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Oh man! the stink just got to Hamilton Beepster. Nobody light a match or we're all dead.
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/04 03:14:55
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2015/12/04 08:31:27
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Who's hit upon the idea of concealing the topic?
Eccentric rapscallions show off the subject matter.
No doubt far too often the answer is inside...
I could.. um.. persuade you to look a little harder.
The sequitur doth also hold the solution. Even if you recited in fluent Urdu.
Incorrect umbrella usage exemplifies my puerility.
Sonar Platinum - Bert worries it might pong a bit.
One should hold down a job biennially.
Now I'm really struggling....
.... but I do find it empowering - pie - certainly!
He used out-of-date Bisto, old gravy is the culprit.
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/04 08:36:58
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☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2015/12/04 11:28:42
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He used out-of-date Bisto, old gravy is the culprit.
A delicious gravy has been know to move men to tears... And it's comfort food - it makes one feel safe, calm at terrible times.
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/04 09:39:11
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Hi,
Probably means that for the first time this month he actually did his morning exercises ... get up ... 3 steps to the _________ ... get up ... 5 steps to kitchen ... 3 steps to get cup ... 2 steps to add water .... 2 steps to place it on the microwave ... 2 steps getting bored waiting .... and the whole time the doggie is sitting there ... what about me?
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/04 11:17:32
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jamesg1213
He used out-of-date Bisto, old gravy is the culprit.
A delicious gravy has been know to move men to tears...
And it's comfort food - it makes one feel safe, calm at terrible times.
Brilliant.  Indian users of gravy granules sometimes add more spice. I couldn't find UN guidelines on it, but I did see a moronic rap about the subject on YouTube.
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/04 13:10:30
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Oh man! the stink just got to Hamilton Beepster. Nobody light a match or we're all dead.
Over the smell of the steel mills? Impressive! I may be able to market my emissions to the military. Cha-CHING!
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/04 13:49:09
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jamesg1213
He used out-of-date Bisto, old gravy is the culprit.
A delicious gravy has been know to move men to tears...
And it's comfort food - it makes one feel safe, calm at terrible times.
Brilliant.
Indian users of gravy granules sometimes add more spice. I couldn't find UN guidelines on it, but I did see a moronic rap about the subject on YouTube.
Nice  Coincidentally, I've been studying fossilised dinosaur poop today... By far and away the largest pile I classified was from a Tyrannosaurus rex, Cretaceous period. Now that was hard work
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/04 23:29:28
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Did you talk to it? The wind does not hear, the wind cannot hear.
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/05 04:06:53
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No windhounds needed to locate that, then, as you reported it yourself. Excellent. You can't unwind anyway.
(No...NO! Inhaling it directly from the source doesn't work! I'll tell your yoga teacher!)
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/05 08:35:53
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Re: I broke wind this morning...
2015/12/05 10:09:03
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Now I know WHY the wind cannot hear, you broke it! Link: 
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