I can't think of anything funny to post.

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2012/05/10 11:51:22 (permalink)

I can't think of anything funny to post.

my mind is a blank 

I am all serious... help me be funny 

From Now On Call Me Conquistador! 
 
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    drewfx1
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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 11:53:05 (permalink)
    When has that ever stopped anyone here?

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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 11:55:17 (permalink)
    Mooch4056


    my mind is a blank 

    I am all serious... help me be funny 

    I could post your recent bass track.


    People will howl with laughter.


    Is that what you want?
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    Moshkiae
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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 11:56:35 (permalink)
    Hi,

    Heck, post something unfunny, then!

    Besides, we need a bit more bad jokes than just Mooch and Bapu jokes!

    How about ... slightly ...  not totally ... tasteless cartoons?

    As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys! 
      
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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 11:58:05 (permalink)
    Moshkiae


    How about ... slightly ...  not totally ... tasteless cartoons?

    That's exactly what the Mooch and Bapu jokes are.
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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 12:21:32 (permalink)
    bapu


    Mooch4056


    my mind is a blank 

    I am all serious... help me be funny 

    I could post your recent bass track.


    People will howl with laughter.


    Is that what you want?

    thats just mean. I am hurt. Shot  through the heart and youre to blame you give love a bad name. Ouch bapu. Ouch!

    From Now On Call Me Conquistador! 
     
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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 12:25:27 (permalink)
    Mooch4056


    bapu


    Mooch4056


    my mind is a blank 

    I am all serious... help me be funny 

    I could post your recent bass track.


    People will howl with laughter.


    Is that what you want?

    thats just mean. I am hurt. Shot  through the heart and youre to blame you give love a bad name. Ouch bapu. Ouch!

    Ok, I'll retract.


    It is a good bass track.


    (after I made it sound good)
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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 12:57:29 (permalink)
    Mooch4056


    my mind is a blank 

    I am all serious... help me be funny 


    It's something you don't have to worry about.

    You are the straight man, let the others take care of the comedy.

    Post a picture of your new dining table or something, say how practical it is then sit back and enjoy the comedy.

    HTH
    post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/05/10 12:58:33

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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 13:11:46 (permalink)
    Jonbouy


    Mooch4056


    my mind is a blank 

    I am all serious... help me be funny 


    It's something you don't have to worry about.

    You are the straight man, let the others take care of the comedy.

    Post a picture of your new dining table or something, say how practical it is then sit back and enjoy the comedy.

    HTH

    So now I have to think of how to derail a fred about a dining room table too?


    When will it ever end?
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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 13:13:59 (permalink)
    So Bapu walks into Mooch's bar and...

    I'd like to help you, Son, but you're too young to vote.  
     
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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 13:14:51 (permalink)
    Old55


    So Bapu walks into Mooch's bar and...

    And sees his new dining room table and says....
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    Re:I can't think of anything funny to post. 2012/05/10 13:16:33 (permalink)
    bapu


    Old55


    So Bapu walks into Mooch's bar and...

    And sees his new dining room table and says....


    "Big table--just enough room for my pancakes and becan."

    I'd like to help you, Son, but you're too young to vote.  
     
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