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groundhog.NOS
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2009/03/11 23:57:44 (permalink)

I dare you

Go ahead, I dare you! Ask any question about Sonar that you think I can't answer correctly! Hey, I even know when spring will arrive...do you! Come on...give me your best shot!
Groundhog, NOS
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    soundtweaker
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 00:00:42 (permalink)
    How did they come up with the name Sonar?

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    riojazz
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 00:09:28 (permalink)
    Why is a mouse when it spins?

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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 00:35:46 (permalink)
    Ask any question about Sonar that you think I can't answer correctly!


    1. Sonar (originally an acronym for sound navigation and ranging) is a technique that uses sound propagation (usually underwater) to navigate, communicate with or detect other vessels. There are two kinds of sonar. Can you name them?

    2. The world's first patent for an underwater echo ranging device was filed at the British Patent Office by what English meteorologist?

    3. During World War I the need to detect submarines prompted more research into the use of sound. The British made early use of underwater hydrophones, while what French physicist, working with a Russian émigré electrical engineer, Constantin Chilowski, worked on the development of active sound devices for detecting submarines in 1915 using quartz?


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    groundhog.NOS
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 00:37:09 (permalink)
    Soundtweaker, To detect, seek out, and destroy those who would waste the time and talents of the all knowing Groundhog. Your consequence for this blastphemy is to listen to a single Tony Orlando album over and over for the entire day on Sunday. Do not violate the command of the groundhog.
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    groundhog.NOS
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 00:40:40 (permalink)
    Why is a mouse when it spins?

    To: Rio Jazz

    To hire the few.

    Come on, you can do better than that.

    Groundhog, NOS

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    post edited by groundhog.NOS - 2009/03/12 00:54:51
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    groundhog.NOS
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 00:48:10 (permalink)
    Oaf_Topik,

    active and passive.

    While your intelligence is partially evident in your assertion of knowledge, there are actually three types of Sonar.

    The answer to your second question is Lewis Richardson... ahh the groundhog grows tired of these games.

    My response to your third question is a question. Are you a drummer? It is time for you to go to rehab....... Paul Langevin.

    Is there anyone out there who is not an idiot ( based on their questions) who can stump the Groundhog? This is a thread for Sonar Producer and Studio, not a magnet for homeless people who have nothing, and live a life of suffering due to their quests to be "musicians".
    Groundhog, NOS
    post edited by groundhog.NOS - 2009/03/12 01:03:31
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    ...wicked
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 00:54:47 (permalink)
    Why can't I hear any sound out of my computer?


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    Oaf_Topik
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 01:03:41 (permalink)
    While your intelligence is partially evident


    It's more than I can say for yours...

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    groundhog.NOS
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 01:04:06 (permalink)
    Wicked,
    You need to turn down the volume on your television while Oprah is on. You will then hear the sound.

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    groundhog.NOS
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 01:08:34 (permalink)
    Oaf_Topik,
    Do not project your self loathing and insecurities on the groundhog. You asked, I answered.
    Groundhog, Nos
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    Oaf_Topik
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 01:10:26 (permalink)
    Oaf_Topik,
    Do not project your self loathing and insecurities on the groundhog. You asked, I answered.
    Groundhog, Nos


    I remember you from last time, under a different name. Your MOTHER told me you might do this again.

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    ricstudioc
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 01:11:10 (permalink)
    Go ahead, I dare you! Ask any question about Sonar that you think I can't answer correctly! Hey, I even know when spring will arrive...do you! Come on...give me your best shot!
    Groundhog, NOS



    Ric
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    groundhog.NOS
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 01:19:01 (permalink)
    To ricstudioc,
    "Ric" is not a question.

    Anyone have questions about midi, recording, interfaces, operating systems?

    To oaf-Topik. My mother is dead. Can you lighten up a bit and ask a real question?
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    Oaf_Topik
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 01:24:30 (permalink)
    To oaf-Topik. My mother is dead.


    Yes, I know...

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    MemphisJo
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 01:53:17 (permalink)
    MIDI question:

    is it true that a Cornell university student built an intelligent MIDI sequencer that used groundhog movements to control the system and generate music?
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    soundtweaker
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 02:18:25 (permalink)
    What new features will be in Sonar 9?

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    MurMan
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 02:29:55 (permalink)

    While your intelligence is partially evident in your assertion of knowledge, there are actually three types of Sonar.

    Active, passive, and passive-aggressive.

    Now for your question: Why does a track have only one output?
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    Fog
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 03:26:52 (permalink)
    groundhog.NOS :

    Kevin , 20-40% , ling-ling.. what do they all have in common?


    post edited by Fog - 2009/03/12 03:33:06
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    youshouldhaverun
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 04:24:05 (permalink)
    why....


    just...why???


    ...and then my friend you die.
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    groundhog.NOS
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 08:40:06 (permalink)
    Cornell university


    To MemphisJo,
    Yes, this IS true. My cousin was involved in that quest as well. Unfortunately, people quickly lost interest as they are not overly appreciative of groundhog music.

    To Soundtweaker
    The most prominent feature in Sonar 9 will include the Brandon Ryan frontal lobe headset with serotonin to midi converter...still have a few bugs to work out. Also, a new collection of sounds for Studio Drummer 3 using samples of trash and empty beer cans, and of course, the Proteus Don Ho Ukulele collection.

    To Murman:

    Now for your question: Why does a track have only one output? It depends on what you step in.

    To Fog,
    My sources in China and Africa indicate kevin was involved in the study of gene expression profiles related to transcriptional mechanisms and their relation to natural selection. Personally, I think the Darwin Award authors are on the right track.
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    godino
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 09:45:28 (permalink)
    When is the hunting season for Groundhogs - Soon I hope!!

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    Jonbouy
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 10:13:57 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: ...wicked

    Why can't I hear any sound out of my computer?



    Because it's really cool hardware and you have some really amazingly quiet coolers on it ?

    Go ahead, I dare you! Ask any question about Sonar that you think I can't answer correctly! Hey, I even know when spring will arrive...do you! Come on...give me your best shot!
    Groundhog, NOS


    Hey Groundhog this guy has a question....something to do with "What's fer dinner?" I think....

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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 10:20:37 (permalink)
    I see your 100th birthday is coming up in December. Would you like a diet coke and a donut wrapped in a box with a red bow? Or would you like it wrapped in aluminum foil with a green bow? Trinkets of value, as goes the saying, are not to be trifled with. Word.

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    AT
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 10:44:47 (permalink)
    How high do groundhogs jump when you pop a round into them?

    Follow up question:

    do they make better eat'n or muffs?

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    SteveStrummerUK
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 15:36:18 (permalink)

    I have a burning question about SONAR.

    Is it deliberately or accidentally an anagram of ARSON?










    Supplementary question ....

    What is an anagram?












    This is a great idea - a place you can ask questions about ARSON - surprised nobody else thought of it.

















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    jamesg1213
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 15:42:06 (permalink)
    At this point in the thread, we hand over to Gordon Bob..

    Groundhog Day - The Reckoning

     
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    mcourter
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 15:45:35 (permalink)
    Dear Mr. Hog: I'm sure this won't stump you, but, being in the pest control industry, I'm naturally curious: While groundhogs have a vast range, from which country are they indigenous? Also, would you better recommend chlorphacinone or diphacinone to eliminate a population (assuming strychnine is not available?)

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    pistolpete
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 16:18:18 (permalink)
    Here's one for the groundhog....

    What programming language is Sonar written in?

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    MurMan
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    RE: I dare you 2009/03/12 17:09:28 (permalink)

    What programming language is Sonar written in?

    CAL++
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