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2017/09/19 20:59:12 (permalink)

I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much

But I do. I even avoid visiting the Sonar Facebook group because of everyone incessantly calling it SPLAT.

Why do I hate this collection of letters so much?

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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/19 21:16:11 (permalink)
Yeah, it's a properly ****e name that's for sure.
 
Whoever is responsible for this atrocity should be banned for life after spending a week in a solitary thread where any and all forms of verbal abuse are allowed.
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/19 21:30:40 (permalink)
Yeah , SONAR Platinum ...now peoples ! was that all that hard to say ?
 
In my mind the name SPlat reminds me of this .
 
slow moving traffic driving on the wrong side of the road

 
That didn't get out of the way

 
 
 
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/19 21:31:53 (permalink)
Maybe because you live in the land of skyscrapers.
Or maybe it's because of the Giants.
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/19 21:44:50 (permalink)
Coined by Anderton but propogated by CakeAlex (and a bit maliciously IIRC).
 
I think it's a funny/cute/useful abbreviation though. I'm pleased with Platinum so when I use the term it's not meant to be derogatory. Just quicker to type, everyone knows what version you are referring to and it's kind of punk rock.
 
I like it.
 
 
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/19 21:54:52 (permalink)
I noticed something very suspicious about your thread title 
 
                                     It's spelled SPlat not SPLAT .

 
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/19 22:00:22 (permalink)
Oops... wrong forum.
 
Yikes!
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/19 22:26:33 (permalink)
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...should be banned for life after spending a week in a solitary thread where any and all forms of verbal abuse are allowed.


Oh you mean the FSF?
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/19 22:27:51 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2017/09/20 03:33:24
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I noticed something very suspicious about your thread title 
 
                                     It's spelled SPlat not SPLAT .
 
Kenny

 
Kenny they are both "spelled" the same, but they are "written" differently.
 
Sorry, an older boy (Straummy) made me say it.
 
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/19 23:32:07 (permalink)
I kind of feel like the abbreviation makes the software sound unprofessional. I dislike SPLAT as well Sharks.

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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 00:00:12 (permalink)
paulo
 
 
Whoever is responsible for this atrocity should be banned for life after spending a week in a solitary thread where any and all forms of verbal abuse are allowed.


FSF?
 
 
EDIT.....just saw Bapu's remedy as well.

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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 00:27:45 (permalink)
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Yeah , SONAR Platinum ...now peoples ! was that all that hard to say ?
 
In my mind the name SPlat reminds me of this .
 
slow moving traffic driving on the wrong side of the road

 
That didn't get out of the way

 
 
 
Kenny




TMI, Kenny.
 
I just had supper.

“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy” is attributed to Benjamin Franklin perhaps in error, but the thought remains a worthy sentiment nonetheless.

 
 
 
 
 
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 01:13:29 (permalink)
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I kind of feel like the abbreviation makes the software sound unprofessional. I dislike SPLAT as well Sharks.



It absolutely does which I guess is unfortunate from a marketing perspective but since when do Sonarites give a flying fart about what anyone else thinks about their tool of choice? And don't discount the power of "Screw the man-ism". Kind of like how those "Explicit Content" labels sold MORE records.
 
It's almost like a badge of honor really.
 
Then again it's quite possible I'm just a contrarian idiot.
 
In fact... I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
 
lol
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 02:12:04 (permalink)
Karl Wallenda hates it too.

 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 04:16:09 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2017/09/20 06:22:09
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kennywtelejazz
I noticed something very suspicious about your thread title 
 
                                     It's spelled SPlat not SPLAT .
 
Kenny

 
Kenny they are both "spelled" the same, but they are "written" differently.
 
Sorry, an older boy (Straummy) made me say it.
 





OK bapu , I'll give it to you ....
You have a valid point there except for when it comes to password case sensitive matters
 
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TMI, Kenny.
 
I just had supper.




Since you just ate your supper I will kindly spare you the visual repeat ...
 
Too much info in my book would mean the dude in the first pic on the scooter was only on the job his first few days .
He was rather upset that after spending a week in college the only job he could get was as a scooter delivery boy for a Fresh Fish Mackerel company . His new delivery gig interfered terribly with his family life at home with his wife and 30 thousand little ones ... He was growing rather weary of coming home to a cold supper and his family already asleep and in bed . This frustrated him because  his one and only aspiration and creative outlet was to become a music producer and he relied heavily on the feedback his family would give him as he played his music after dinner.
One RUB he had was he detested having to wash his legs every night before he fired up his DAW .
No matter what he did he could not wash the fish smell away . He absolutely preferred his computer keyboard to smell like $hit not fish .He also felt this aroma  interfered with his creative process when he was working on his music and songs . He Loved to work late into the we early hours of the morning while using his DAW Platinum .   
As his luck played out it was his boss that had given him a new long distance delivery assignment and he was given a mackerel delivery route  in Scotland .
Since he wasn't used to driving his scooter on the correct side of the road in that country he met a rather gruesome untimely demise on the windshield of a passing motorist  
 
May he rest in Peace
 
all the best,
 
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 06:22:17 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2017/09/21 17:54:19


 
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 10:05:38 (permalink)
I'm not a fan of it either. 

Best
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 13:55:39 (permalink)
Just plain old "Sonar" works for me, although I have to admit that I have referred to is as SPlat once or twice.

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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 17:33:22 (permalink)
I have SProf.

 
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 17:46:59 (permalink)
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I have SProf.


you can get a shot for that, I believe.

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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 18:11:20 (permalink)
Beagle
you can get a shot for that, I believe.




At first I read that as "You can get shot for that" and thought "well that seems a little harsh".
 
I mean not being as cool as the rest of us SPlatterites is worthy of some good natured ribbing but summary execution? Now THAT would be some hardcore fanboi-ism.
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 18:13:03 (permalink)
Then there is of course SArt... which is amusingly close to "Shart".
 
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 19:20:06 (permalink)
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paulo
 
...should be banned for life after spending a week in a solitary thread where any and all forms of verbal abuse are allowed.


Oh you mean the FSF?




No. It should be a new and specific thread entitled...... "Abuse the absoulute crap out of the ****wit responsible for this abhorrent term to describe Cakewalk's flagship software."
 
Switch off the ******* nanny and give it a week before locking it, but then make it a sticky for all eternity as a warning to what will happen to anyone who uses that term in future and then ban the originator for life. In fact, ban them from life altogether. 
 
 
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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/20 20:02:50 (permalink)
From my experience with sonar platinum, SPLAT is the perfect description. 

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Re: I don't know why I hate the name SPLAT so much 2017/09/21 17:53:44 (permalink)
 
The name Splat sure didn't sit all that well with this pooch either .

 
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