Beepster
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I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
It's a real problem. Is this the type of thing the doc just freezes off in the office or do I have to see a specialist? thisisimportantsoseriousanswersonlypleasekthxbye...
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bayoubill
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
September 30, 17 6:14 AM
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☼ Best Answerby Beepster September 30, 17 6:19 AM
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craigb
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
September 30, 17 11:42 AM
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Beagle
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
September 30, 17 2:26 PM
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☄ Helpfulby craigb October 01, 17 2:48 AM
Hi, 1. Make sure there are no alternatives to your impending doom.
2. Assume a sitting position if available; if not, stand with your legs spread approximately shoulder width.
3. Bend forward at the waist and aim your nose toward your [censored]. If in a sitting position you may need to scoot your [censored] forward a bit so there is some [censored] exposed.
4. Calmly press your lips against your [censored] and wait for your impending doom.
5. Alternately you quickly kiss your [censored] and return to your previous position in order to meet your doom head on.
Tips
* If you have a suspicion that you will be meeting this doom I strongly recommend washing your [censored] before putting it in contact with your mouth.
* If possible start a video camera for some sort of Youtube or Tosh.0. Tosh.0 would certainly benefit from whatever act got you into kissing your [censored] goodbye in the first place.
* Dignity is certainly gone, so make sure that this is a final curtain call. Nobody would ever want to hook up with you after going out like a chump with your lips on your [censored].
Warnings
* Try to avoid getting into situations where this "how to" guide would come into play.
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bapu
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
September 30, 17 3:24 PM
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Surgery is the only answer. That or a complete rebuild of your DAW. I get the two confused.
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bapu
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
September 30, 17 3:36 PM
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I have Bapus on my The Bapus! Is that a simile?
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craigb
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
October 01, 17 2:49 AM
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Beagle Hi, 1. Make sure there are no alternatives to your impending doom.
2. Assume a sitting position if available; if not, stand with your legs spread approximately shoulder width.
3. Bend forward at the waist and aim your nose toward your [censored]. If in a sitting position you may need to scoot your [censored] forward a bit so there is some [censored] exposed.
4. Calmly press your lips against your [censored] and wait for your impending doom.
5. Alternately you quickly kiss your [censored] and return to your previous position in order to meet your doom head on.
Tips
* If you have a suspicion that you will be meeting this doom I strongly recommend washing your [censored] before putting it in contact with your mouth.
* If possible start a video camera for some sort of Youtube or Tosh.0. Tosh.0 would certainly benefit from whatever act got you into kissing your [censored] goodbye in the first place.
* Dignity is certainly gone, so make sure that this is a final curtain call. Nobody would ever want to hook up with you after going out like a chump with your lips on your [censored].
Warnings
* Try to avoid getting into situations where this "how to" guide would come into play.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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57Gregy
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
October 01, 17 2:31 PM
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Is there a plug-in for that?
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bapu
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
October 01, 17 2:48 PM
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57Gregy Is there a plug-in for that?
Some think it was a plug-in that caused it.
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bapu
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
October 01, 17 3:12 PM
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I'm beginning to think that use of Bapus in the title is youthinism for REDACTED.
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craigb
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
October 01, 17 5:50 PM
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bapu
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
October 01, 17 5:55 PM
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