AnsweredI have Bapus on my The Bapus!

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September 30, 17 4:30 AM (permalink)

I have Bapus on my The Bapus!

It's a real problem. Is this the type of thing the doc just freezes off in the office or do I have to see a specialist?
 
thisisimportantsoseriousanswersonlypleasekthxbye...
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! September 30, 17 6:14 AM (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby Beepster September 30, 17 6:19 AM
You're a goner for shure

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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! September 30, 17 11:42 AM (permalink)
pleasekthxbye...

 
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! September 30, 17 2:26 PM (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb October 01, 17 2:48 AM
Hi, 
1. Make sure there are no alternatives to your impending doom.

2. Assume a sitting position if available; if not, stand with your legs spread approximately shoulder width.

3. Bend forward at the waist and aim your nose toward your [censored]. If in a sitting position you may need to scoot your [censored] forward a bit so there is some [censored] exposed.

4. Calmly press your lips against your [censored] and wait for your impending doom.

5. Alternately you quickly kiss your [censored] and return to your previous position in order to meet your doom head on.

 Tips

* If you have a suspicion that you will be meeting this doom I strongly recommend washing your [censored] before putting it in contact with your mouth.

* If possible start a video camera for some sort of Youtube or Tosh.0. Tosh.0 would certainly benefit from whatever act got you into kissing your [censored] goodbye in the first place.

* Dignity is certainly gone, so make sure that this is a final curtain call. Nobody would ever want to hook up with you after going out like a chump with your lips on your [censored].

 Warnings

* Try to avoid getting into situations where this "how to" guide would come into play.

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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! September 30, 17 3:24 PM (permalink)
Surgery is the only answer.
 
That or a complete rebuild of your DAW.
 
I get the two confused.
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! September 30, 17 3:36 PM (permalink)

I have Bapus on my The Bapus!
Is that a simile?

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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! October 01, 17 2:49 AM (permalink)
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Hi, 
1. Make sure there are no alternatives to your impending doom.

2. Assume a sitting position if available; if not, stand with your legs spread approximately shoulder width.

3. Bend forward at the waist and aim your nose toward your [censored]. If in a sitting position you may need to scoot your [censored] forward a bit so there is some [censored] exposed.

4. Calmly press your lips against your [censored] and wait for your impending doom.

5. Alternately you quickly kiss your [censored] and return to your previous position in order to meet your doom head on.

Tips

* If you have a suspicion that you will be meeting this doom I strongly recommend washing your [censored] before putting it in contact with your mouth.

* If possible start a video camera for some sort of Youtube or Tosh.0. Tosh.0 would certainly benefit from whatever act got you into kissing your [censored] goodbye in the first place.

* Dignity is certainly gone, so make sure that this is a final curtain call. Nobody would ever want to hook up with you after going out like a chump with your lips on your [censored].

Warnings

* Try to avoid getting into situations where this "how to" guide would come into play.






 
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! October 01, 17 2:31 PM (permalink)
Is there a plug-in for that?

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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! October 01, 17 2:48 PM (permalink)
57Gregy
Is there a plug-in for that?


Some think it was a plug-in that caused it.
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! October 01, 17 3:12 PM (permalink)
I'm beginning to think that use of Bapus in the title is youthinism for REDACTED.
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! October 01, 17 5:50 PM (permalink)
REDACTED.

 
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Re: I have Bapus on my The Bapus! October 01, 17 5:55 PM (permalink)
DETCADER.
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