Linear Phase
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I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
http://answers.yahoo.com/...=20081117164206AArtYvf Happy Friday!! edit.. ( btw, I bathed this morning, and I'm considering a quick shower. ) but I'm bored, so I found something, "mildly disgusting," to post. )
post edited by Linear Phase - 2013/02/15 22:31:39
too many lasers...  Sonar = audio editing ninja of a music software!
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Bub 
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/15 22:48:18
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Oh yeah?
I just left the house today for the first time since December 26 2012.
And yep, it still sucks out there.
Truck battery was dead. Had to jump start it. Sat for two months in the freezing cold never being charged.
Truck passed inspection. Needed a brake light.
Wife's car failed, just because the windshield was cracked all the way from the drivers side edge to the passengers side edge, they think that's a problem. Ars*holes.
That cost me $240 bucks. There went all the money I saved by staying home and not eating out or buying gas for two freaking months. That'll teach me to go outside again eh?
Keep in mind, the windshield has been that way for, oh ... 2 ~ 3 years. Iowa didn't mind, but I guess Missouri wants to keep it looking nice around here. ROFLMFAOsohardIhavebloodcomingoutmy****.
I'm bored too.
Back to my new cover tune.
Supposed to have 2" of snow tonight. Yay. That means I'll be stuck inside all day tomorrow. WOOHOO!
"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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craigb
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/15 22:52:01
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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sharke
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/15 23:13:18
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Does anyone else use grain alcohol as deodorant?
Actually vodka will do.
It kills the bacteria on your skin that reacts with your sweat and makes BO. I give my pits a nice dab with it in the morning and I don't stink all day.
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Bub
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/15 23:19:03
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sharke
Does anyone else use grain alcohol as deodorant?
Actually vodka will do.
It kills the bacteria on your skin that reacts with your sweat and makes BO. I give my pits a nice dab with it in the morning and I don't stink all day.
Yes, I have heard of that. There's actually Alcohol in cologne and perfume. Some severe alcoholics have even been known to drink it when desperate.
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sharke
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/15 23:26:20
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Bub
sharke
Does anyone else use grain alcohol as deodorant?
Actually vodka will do.
It kills the bacteria on your skin that reacts with your sweat and makes BO. I give my pits a nice dab with it in the morning and I don't stink all day.
Yes, I have heard of that. There's actually Alcohol in cologne and perfume. Some severe alcoholics have even been known to drink it when desperate.
For the last time, I thought it was tea!
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Bub
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/15 23:45:39
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"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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craigb
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/16 03:49:26
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Yes! Alcohol works great! I just drink some and soon I couldn't care less what other people think of my BO! Yeah!!!
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soens
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/16 04:58:38
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As 'is brain wuz evolving, early man slowly began to realize "I stink, therefore I am!" But it took 'im 10,000 years to come to that conclusion. They lived longer back then.
post edited by soens - 2013/02/16 05:08:14
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Guitarhacker
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/16 09:12:06
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Bathe when you need to. That's what I says.... ( whatever form bathe means to you..I prefer showers)
In the summer, bathe more often..... in the winter, maybe not so much.
As far as I have heard, it is not necessary to bathe every single day. The oils produced by the skin and hair are there for a reason, and bathing removes them.
Of course, you don't need to walk around smelling like you just came in from slopping the hogs either.
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/16 09:35:04
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I guess you're right- I can't smell you either. From what I can see....
you're an ugly little sh*t. though.
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craigb
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/16 10:24:20
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spacey
I guess you're right- I can't smell you either. From what I can see....
you're an ugly little sh*t. though.
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sharke
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Re:I haven't bathed in 5 days, but I don't smell
2013/02/16 11:43:44
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One thing I don't use, is antiperspirant. You sweat for a reason. And that stuff has aluminum in it...not good.
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