I hereby occupy the Coffee House (Occupation Canceled)

 
 
What are you, twelve?
 
And please don't misconstrue my sarcasm. I'm neither a moderator nor one of "the good old boys".
 
If you do have a serious point regarding the moderation of this forum, at least construct a logical coherent argument and lay it before us in a style more reminiscent of an adult.
 
Then, good sir, I will most likely be able to agree with you.

Once again I Am left out of the loop! What is a  good old boy? I must not be one cuz I've never been good at anything  I have been honourably mentioned several times!  But I Am shure what for 

craigb
I wouldn't mind being twelve again... 

"Eighteen" - The sexiest word ...
 
 

 
 
I assume it's a male Jesse as the usual suspects ain't crawling all over 'her' like when that Clarissa was moochin' about the place agitating yer testosterones.

Jesse Screed
That's right.  Either pardon me, or ban me. I'm not leaving without out a fight!!
 
To all my supporters, .......send lawyers, vsts, and money.
 
It's time to show these Coffee House Nazi fools that this forum is the peoples forum.  It's not just those moderators and the good old boys. 
 
I'm not leaving,
 
and there's more just like me, and they're coming, just you wait.  The insurrection has begun.
Jesse Q. Screed
 
 
 
 

Cool. A Coffee House sit-in. 

craigb
Carrissa just sent me this note:
 

"Oh Steve!  I never knew you were so mean!"
 

Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Jesse Screed
That's right.  Either pardon me, or ban me. I'm not leaving without out a fight!!
 
To all my supporters, .......send lawyers, vsts, and money.
 
It's time to show these Coffee House Nazi fools that this forum is the peoples forum.  It's not just those moderators and the good old boys. 
 
I'm not leaving,
 
and there's more just like me, and they're coming, just you wait.  The insurrection has begun.
Jesse Q. Screed
 
 
 
 

Rock on Jesse !
 . . . but be careful, Moderators are on duty tonight . . . but not to worry, they usually only patrol over on the useful forums.

Sorry, I was out doing some recon and setting up a perimeter.
 
Thanks ol pal for releasing the abstract of the intel of my mission.  I hereby appoint you "Our Spokesperson."  I will be passing along to you my manifesto soon.  In the mean time keep your powder dry and your head low.
 
I'm getting the sense that there may be a mole among us.  Watch what you say, and be careful who you say it to.  To make sure, ask for the secret handshake and recite the first part of our motto.  If they don't report back with the second stanza, they are most likely not one of us.
 
Now, for those of you who are considering to join our movement, but are not quite sure the purpose of my mission, take a deep breath, exhale, and by all means remember where you are, and the types we are trying to bring over to our side. 
 
And besides, what's IQ got to do with anything?
 
i'm going out on some more recon, I'll be back around Oh 800 hours.  In the mean time, ol pal, cover for me, and noynekker, I ma gonna deputize you when I get back.  Bring vsts and money. No badges necessary, but if you have a cool looking one I'm not against them.
 
Salute!
 
Jesse Q. Screed

 
Apologies for getting the wrong end of the stick.
 
 
 
Jessie Q. Sammler

Bristol_Jonesey
Ugh.
 
You got THAT end! 

I always get that end Col
 
On the upside, my shares in Marigold Gloves have never looked healthier

After much soul searching, and discussions with my legal council, I will be ending my occupation.  The chances of success were nil. I will leave peacefully, and promise no more drivel!! 
 
Jesse Q. Screed
 
 

I like monkeys.

I don't know...  Having more than one like monkeys might be cause for concern!