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2012/07/22 00:47:49 (permalink)

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the people of Walmart*.
Some smart-alecky kids were walking around the store tonight asking stupid questions and phone-camming the responses, kinda like the old "moron says what" thing.
They walked up to me and asked if I knew where the extra-small condoms were. I kept saying excuse me? I can't hear you, etc. because I really didn't hear what they said until the third or fourth time. They were giggling like the children they were, but I finally said "all the condoms are in the pharmacy". They giggled some more and went off to bother someone else.
 

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    Old55
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    Re:I may be on the pages of... 2012/07/22 01:14:08 (permalink)
    You had more patience than I would have.  

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re:I may be on the pages of... 2012/07/22 01:25:07 (permalink)
    I suppose that was a better reply than "Who cares?  I think children should be tied up in trashbags."

     
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    Re:I may be on the pages of... 2012/07/22 09:49:07 (permalink)
    I guess that beats being in the felony arrest warrants pictures page in the news paper.... or does it? 




    You should have taken them to the toys dept and picked a bag of those skinny long thin balloons off the shelf... you know the kind.... the ones clowns use to make balloon animals with..... and handed it to them.  

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    post edited by Guitarhacker - 2012/07/22 09:52:41

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    Re:I may be on the pages of... 2012/07/22 10:02:36 (permalink)
    You should have answered...

    I think they're at your house...

    That would have turned them around..


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    Re:I may be on the pages of... 2012/07/22 11:25:45 (permalink)
    That reminds me of the time I asked the girl at the pharmcy if the Magnum XLs come in small.. I don't think she heard me either, at least she looked like she wasn't sure what I said.

    Answer for those kids: "My guess... in your wallet?".

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