bapu
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I never get anywhere......
.....according to Zeno. That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal.– as recounted by Aristotle, Physics VI:9, 239b10
Suppose Bapu wants to catch a stationary bus. Before he can get there, he must get halfway there. Before he can get halfway there, he must get a quarter of the way there. Before traveling a quarter, he must travel one-eighth; before an eighth, one-sixteenth; and so on. See?
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craigb
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 01:40:13
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If you have trouble catching a stationary bus, then I wouldn't try catching one that's moving!  (Just sayin'...)
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 09:04:35
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Hi,
Getting somewhere is always a good reason to forget why we never get anywhere?
Trying to be deep here with a reasonable lyric ... but it sounds awful and quite top ten rubbish!
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 09:23:10
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bapu
.....according to Zeno.
That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal.– as recounted by Aristotle, Physics VI:9, 239b10
Suppose Bapu wants to catch a stationary bus. Before he can get there, he must get halfway there. Before he can get halfway there, he must get a quarter of the way there. Before traveling a quarter, he must travel one-eighth; before an eighth, one-sixteenth; and so on.
See?
Why yes.... yes I do see. There are two important things to consider with this seemingly unsolvable conundrum: - For the theorem to be disproved, we have to assume that the Bapu is moving at a constant speed and, with all other things such as wind speed, friction and the conservation of angular momentum taken into consideration, as well as the physical and quantum limitations on the eventual halving of the Planck Constant, the fractional change can to some extent be ignored if the numerator is a positive integer
- Penis
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bapu
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 10:24:58
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I like #2.
Wait that did not come out right.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 10:29:10
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bapu
I like #2.
Wait that did not come out right.
PWF!! * * Penis-wettingly-funny 
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 10:35:21
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bapu
I like #2.
Wait that did not come out right.
PWF!! *
* Penis-wettingly-funny
Depends will work for both instances. HTH 
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 14:39:11
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At least this isn't more squirrel porn...
(Or is it?)
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 18:28:30
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I prefer my squirrels with fur
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 18:28:41
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Bob -- Angels are crying because truth has died ...Illegitimi non carborundum --Studio One Pro / i7-6700@3.80GHZ, 32GB Win 10 Pro x64 Roland FA06, LX61+, Fishman Tripleplay, FaderPort, US-16x08 + ARC2.5/Event PS8s Waves Gold/IKM Max/Nomad Factory IS3/K11U
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 18:28:55
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Bob -- Angels are crying because truth has died ...Illegitimi non carborundum --Studio One Pro / i7-6700@3.80GHZ, 32GB Win 10 Pro x64 Roland FA06, LX61+, Fishman Tripleplay, FaderPort, US-16x08 + ARC2.5/Event PS8s Waves Gold/IKM Max/Nomad Factory IS3/K11U
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 19:42:24
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 19:44:00
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I scenced squirrel porn but there was none even though I met my goal halfway and fell short a quarter which should make perfect scence to Zeno
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 19:56:09
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Of course, if you don't want to get anywhere, then you are being successful, ya? 
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 20:38:43
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 20:43:56
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 20:48:45
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BobF
and bacon
Bob, it's "becan". B. E. C. A. N. Can be prefixed by "MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm........................................" As in: MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm........................................becan (NB - drooling optional) Or "I'd like me some tasty raw fried....." As in: I'd like me some tasty raw fried becan. A haiku might help You to see, it's not "bacon" But 'becan' we lurve
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/21 20:53:17
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 Here's an easier way to get the point across Steve.
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/23 21:21:45
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/23 21:57:01
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How the hell did I end up on this boat with you guys?
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bapu
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/23 22:20:49
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eph221
How the hell did I end up on this boat with you guys?
You only have yourself to blame.
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/24 02:28:52
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eph221
How the hell did I end up on this boat with you guys?
You couldn't swim and someone took pity on you?
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/24 02:44:22
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Nooo, that's not it. I'm a lifesaver as well, but I don't pity people in trouble. I just show earnest concern. This would be an interesting factoid: how many folks have died at music festivals this year? BTW think I'd get out and do more if there was a cure for misanthropy.
post edited by eph221 - 2016/03/24 03:10:36
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/24 07:00:25
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SteveStrummerUK
Arse.
Why yes, yes it is! (And a very nice one at that.)
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/24 09:05:02
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I ended up somewhere once, but it wasn't where I wanted to be.
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/24 09:45:41
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Wherever you're at, there you are.
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/24 10:17:26
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/03/24 10:38:43
Ed, the reason you never get anywhere isn't because of Zeno's Paradox, it's because you live in Los Angeles.
 All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to. My Stuff
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Moshkito
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Re: I never get anywhere......
2016/03/24 10:31:25
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bitflipper
Ed, the reason you never get anywhere isn't because of Zeno's Paradox, it's because you live in Los Angeles.
Well, he's not really in that pit ... he's to the north of it in a much nicer area with less smog ... but what the heck!
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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