Beagle
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I should be dead...
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 09:47:28
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:)
Doctors know nothing
Except Dr Who - he knows everything
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 10:46:35
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Doctors go to school for many years. This is not because they're slow and take extra years to get through the tricky bits. That's why lawyers take extra time. Doctors are a crafty, clever, and ultimately greedy folk.
They're using their Science and their Studies to back up their claims that Becan is bad for you. It's all part of their long term strategy. If they can convince a sizeable segment of the population that Becan is undesirable, then there will be more Becan for the doctors.
Evil Geniuses...
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 10:54:08
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At least you're ahead of me. My calculations are 1784. Do I have to now eat 183 pieces of becan a day for the next three months to beat the pooch? 
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 11:18:43
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Beagle
At least you're ahead of me. My calculations are 1784.
Do I have to now eat 183 pieces of becan a day for the next three months to beat the pooch?
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 11:18:59
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The horror! Will no-one think of the pigs?
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 11:20:24
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The horror! Will no-one think of the pigs?
That's the problem. That's all we think of.
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 11:25:39
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 12:00:28
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 12:04:42
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 12:14:38
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 12:15:14
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 12:19:02
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F U N E pigs?
Beagle
L I B!!! M R PIGS!!!
C?
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2012/07/30 12:20:57
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 12:22:00
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2012/07/30 12:23:33
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Re:I should be dead...
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 13:07:11
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It's just a sneaky ploy to try and get more becan for the doctors.
BUT WE'RE ON TO THEM!!!
S I M!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 13:16:20
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It's just a sneaky ploy to try and get more becan for the doctors.
BUT WE'RE ON TO THEM!!!
S I M!
Those dirty rats!!! Scoundrels, I tell ya!!
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 18:39:34
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 18:56:29
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I like piglets
...in Lard. Fried.
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 19:24:41
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All doctors are liars including me. This is just foolish statistics. The usual way this kind of sophistry is applied is in the opposite direction. Some quack will claim that you can live forever by following the following 635947 rules. He will then go to the literature mostly based on case control studies (the second weakest form of medical/biological evidence), that showed that people who answered that they ate bacon on average lived a few days less than people who did not, and posit that avoidance of bacon can extend your life by that number of days. Then he finds that people who avoid smoking celery stalks added an average of 12 days to their life and so on. So if you can live 35 days longer by avoiding bacon, and 15 days longer by not smoking celery, the obviously you can live 50 days longer by avoiding both. By adding up enough correlations, it is mathematically possible to live forever if you avoid everything that has shown a risk in one of these studies. Unfortunately your body does not care about such silliness, and will stop working at some point regardless. The single most important determinant of longevity is genetics. So choose your parents carefully.
post edited by slartabartfast - 2012/07/30 19:26:38
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 20:03:49
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So choose your parents carefully. 
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 20:10:00
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Pfft...
They cannot ever spell 'becan' proper.
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 20:12:25
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When The Lovely Lady and I were in London we ate at a place in Kensington that purported to server a "proper" burger. There wern't no becan on it.
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 21:10:42
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When The Lovely Lady and I were in London we ate at a place in Kensington that purported to server a "proper" burger. There wern't no becan on it.
place dropper
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 21:28:37
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I've cut down on my Bacon consumption. Maybe that's why I'm depressed.
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 21:29:54
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bapu
When The Lovely Lady and I were in London we ate at a place in Kensington that purported to server a "proper" burger. There wern't no becan on it.
place dropper
I'd drop names but the authorities removed me before I got any.
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 21:33:32
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All doctors are liars including me.
This is just foolish statistics. The usual way this kind of sophistry is applied is in the opposite direction. Some quack will claim that you can live forever by following the following 635947 rules. He will then go to the literature mostly based on case control studies (the second weakest form of medical/biological evidence), that showed that people who answered that they ate bacon on average lived a few days less than people who did not, and posit that avoidance of bacon can extend your life by that number of days. Then he finds that people who avoid smoking celery stalks added an average of 12 days to their life and so on. So if you can live 35 days longer by avoiding bacon, and 15 days longer by not smoking celery, the obviously you can live 50 days longer by avoiding both. By adding up enough correlations, it is
mathematically possible to live forever if you avoid everything that has shown a risk in one of these studies.
Unfortunately your body does not care about such silliness, and will stop working at some point regardless. The single most important determinant of longevity is genetics. So choose your parents carefully.
*Mental note to self... Stop smoking celery...*
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:I should be dead...
2012/07/30 21:44:12
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The single most important determinant of longevity is genetics. So choose your parents carefully The single most important determinant of longevity is nutrition, what you eat. What you don't eat if you don't eat the right things for your cellular health. It's not so much the ingestion of bacon but the lack of ingestion of other things. Your Genes will respond to what you feed them with whether they are super genes or worn out, mal-nutrition afflicted genes.
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