SteveStrummerUK
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I started a new job...
... working in a full-sized cuckoo clock.
The pay isn't that good ........
............... but it gets me out of the house.
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eph221
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 11:46:32
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 Maybe you can work in the glockenspiel and then you wont be alone! :(
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 12:05:37
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SteveStrummerUK
... working in a full-sized cuckoo clock.
That sounds so cool!
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 12:26:36
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I wanted to be a guitarist...my folks said if I kept picking at it, it would never get well.
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 12:39:02
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☄ Helpfulby eph221 2016/12/10 12:45:49
I told my mom that I wanted to be a rock star when I grew up but she replied "Son, you know you can't do both."
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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eph221
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 12:43:23
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/12/10 16:37:57
I told my great grandmother in 1970 that I was in a rock group. She said *O that's WONDERFUL David! What kind of rocks do you collect?!*
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 14:25:00
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I got fired from my last job for laughing.
Mind you, I was driving a hearse.
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 14:37:05
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/12/10 15:35:45
I used to have a job testing DVDs.
To be honest I found it all a bit disc inserting.
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Sheanes
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 15:15:25
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james did you get paid per delivery ? 
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paulo
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 15:35:56
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/12/10 15:36:18
I applied for a job in Australia, but seems I don’t have the right koalafications.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 15:37:05
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/12/10 15:43:39
Paulo's back ... ..... Bapsi will be lookin' over his shoulder now 
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jamesg1213
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 15:41:41
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/12/10 15:44:11
I had a job helping a one-armed typist when she wanted to do capital letters.
It was shift work though.
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bapu
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 15:46:16
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I was told Lake Erie had somehow extended itself all the way to Australia.
Then I thought what didgeridoo?
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 15:50:51
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☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2016/12/10 15:52:24
I went round me mate's house earlier and he told me he'd lost his job at the highways department because he'd been caught stealing from them.
Mind you, I should have seen it coming....
.... the signs were all there.
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paulo
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 15:57:18
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/12/10 15:57:54
A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,
"Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
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jamesg1213
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 15:58:31
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bapu
didgeridoo?
I can play Dancing Queen on the didgeridoo. I think it's quite Abbaoriginal.
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paulo
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 15:59:20
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SteveStrummerUK
Paulo's back ...
..... Bapsi will be lookin' over his shoulder now
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:02:32
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I resigned from my evening job working in the local kebab takeaway ....
... the manager was a right prima doner.
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jamesg1213
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:09:51
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/12/10 16:15:58
I got a job answering other people's phones.
It's not for me.
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craigb
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:24:28
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People claim it takes infinite patience to work with me.
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Wait for it...
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:26:43
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My job at the dairy farm pays really well ...
... I milking it for all it's worth.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:27:59
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My job at the duck farm is pretty boring...
..... but it takes care of the bills.
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bapu
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:29:00
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My boss at the bakery really trusts me....
...I handle all the dough.
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jamesg1213
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:31:44
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☼ Best Answerby SteveStrummerUK 2016/12/10 16:38:08
I went to the Job Centre, they wanted to know my availability to run a football team in Sheffield.
I said ''I can't manage Wednesday''
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:37:27
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☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2016/12/10 16:40:49
I got fired from my job as a bricklayer for incompetence.
All I had to do was place the uppermost layer of stones at the top of the wall we were building....
.... I simply wasn't coping too well.
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bapu
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:38:18
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In a recent interview for a job the employer said: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
I immediately replied "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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bapu
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:44:31
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I applied for a job at a barber shop.
I heard there was growth potential in the clientele.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:46:27
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I'm due to start work as Kim Jong-un's personal assistant ...
.... it should be a good Korea move.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:52:23
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I recently lost my job as a psychic for being incompetent ...
.... I didn't see that coming.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I started a new job...
2016/12/10 16:54:37
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I'd love to work as a mirror inspector ....
.... I could really see myself doing that.
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