I suffer from OCD and ADHD......

........ so everything has to be perfect, but not for long.

I suffer from PCD...

Plugin Compulsive Disorder...

This avatar is more disturbing if you're dyslexic...

The wife left me because of my OCD....




"Get out" I said, "And close the door five times behind you"

Paul, unlike me, you is one very sick fecker puppy
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A poem:
 
Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And it could be argued that my poetry skills are also lacking
 
 

 
"What do we want?"
"A cure for OCD!"
"When do we want it?"
"In 17 days, 9 hours, 52 minutes and 23 seconds!"
 
 
"What do we want?"
"A cure for ADHD!"
"When do we want it?"
"Banana! Pythagoras! Ooh look, a blue car!"
 
 
 

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If they had ADHD when I was a kid I would have been the poster child. I tried to self medicate when I was 18/20 YO with black beauties, Desoxyn, and Preluden... it seemed to work for a day or so. It would probably work really we llnow and I NEED it but there is this heart thing... they now prescribe Desoxyn for ADHD.
 
I cannot have but one interest at a time. Only one hobby at a time, not one a day but one period.
 
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NO! And if they try to weasel their way in edgewise there will be consequences!

It's not the "hey look..." scenarios as much as the bits and pieces of 3 different sentences all slung together in one incoherent babbling thought pattern that drives one nuts.

So you don't like nuts in your doughnuts? I understand.....not everyone enjoys all the varieties of this cuisine to appreciate the differences in tastes/flavours which certainly can influence those of us that like to "live on the edge" with a different view and at the same time, be inspired to construct "coherent" statements to reflect the above mentioned topic in great detail which can be definitely miscontrued as babbling. (breathe in, breathe out......would you look at that.....the grout is filled with muck.....yuckkk!!)
 
I like Benny Hill.  

Thanks Bubba.....that helped. Say Hi to all your friends at the party. Woot Woot!!

However, I'm staying away from that "Rats on steriods" Fred as my wife has a terrible fear of rats and told me never to look or show that stuff to her.

Are we required to make sense in these posts?

Excellent point Bubba!!

Very difficult to argue with numbers........although some are much more gifted, and have the uncanny ability to defy the odds.

 It's only ADHD if you forget to come back to what you started right? I call it insane multitasking. If you get bored easily doing one thing, try doing at least 5 in any order and in various stages of completion.That way you never get bored.

 The ferrets in life can make things interesting,especially the interplanetary kind.