Beepster
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I think my new doctor is a vampire...
Just saw a new specialist and they took so much blood I nearly passed out. Still feeling woozy.
VAMPIRE!
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re: I think my new doctor is a vampire...
2015/02/11 12:48:45
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I have some questions. - Did your doctor repeatedly call you, "Renfield?"
- Was his/her degree from Transylvania University?
- Did you assume that he/she was vegan because they said they didn't like steak (or stake)?
- Did he/she say something creepy like, "I'll see you again soon..."?
- In the standard questionnaire, did he/she ask if you had recently eaten garlic?
- Did you wonder why his/her lab coat came with a cape?
- Did you hear any dogs howling outside? If so, did your doctor seem to groove to the sound?
- When drawing your blood, did your doctor make any slurping sounds?
- Did you ever see your doctor's reflection?
- Does your doctor drive a sports car? Vampires love sports cars.
- Did the lab assistant have a hump on his back? (May only be evidence that your doctor is mad.)
- At any point, did your doctor appear "shiny" to you?
- Has your doctor ever worked as a lawyer? (Definitive proof that he's a vampire.)
We'll start with these. There may be more.
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Beepster
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Re: I think my new doctor is a vampire...
2015/02/11 12:54:44
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She was supressing a strange accent that I couldn't pinpoint until a Scottish lady came into the waiting room. Then it was like being in the Highlands.
There are Scottish vampires, right?
There can be only one.
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sharke
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Re: I think my new doctor is a vampire...
2015/02/11 15:17:26
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Did she look a little like Lilleth off of Cheers?
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Beepster
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Re: I think my new doctor is a vampire...
2015/02/11 16:47:20
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sharke
Did she look a little like Lilleth off of Cheers?
lol... oh HELL no. Lilleth was kind of hot in a gothy rip your bleeples off way. There was more of a cool, but stern (hey, wasn't Lil's last name Stern?) Mom way. She was awesome actually and I'm thinking life may get a little better now because of her. The bleeding was rather intense though. I think they're gonna start jabbing into bone next. Isn't there a sci fi meanie that sucks out bone marrow?
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bayoubill
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Re: I think my new doctor is a vampire...
2015/02/11 17:01:09
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I like her.....I like her a lot ..
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Re: I think my new doctor is a vampire...
2015/02/11 17:13:32
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When I think of the words Doctor or Nurse, one image comes up to mind almost immediately...  I hate hospitals, you have no idea...
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: I think my new doctor is a vampire...
2015/02/11 17:49:29
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bapu
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Re: I think my new doctor is a vampire...
2015/02/11 18:47:22
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Makes trackin' for Bapsi a breeze, ya Beeps?
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Beepster
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Re: I think my new doctor is a vampire...
2015/02/11 19:11:58
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bapu
Makes trackin' for Bapsi a breeze, ya Beeps?
That's always a pleasure. Bumbling about getting them to and fro and fitting where they should... oi vey! ...but that's more of a Beeps bumblefartery. Must... tuna... soon.
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