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2015/07/23 11:59:13 (permalink)

I wonder....

Are all of Pedro's jokes funnier in Portuguese?
 
 
 
 
I keed, Pedro.
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/23 12:10:50 (permalink)
They're a hoot translated into Welsh.

 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/23 12:33:38 (permalink)
I found this funny translator (http://ackuna.com/badtranslator) and tried it with this quote: "Yeah ... I'll probably stick to glue, or something else when I get around to it!" (DAW Comparison thread).
 
To Arabic: نعم أنا ربما عصا الغراء, أو أي شيء آخر عندما أستقر!
Back to English: Yeah, I'm maybe a glue Stick, or anything else when I get settled in!
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 Another quote "I'm thinking that it is somewhere in the Frank Zappa catalogue, and it has not to do with dimension!"
 
To Hungarian: Azt hiszem, Frank az első a listán, nem a méret.
Back to English: I think Frank is the first in the list, not the size.
 

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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/23 12:35:07 (permalink)
Arabic is my fav. ROTFLMFAO.
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/23 12:46:51 (permalink)
I tried: "Bapu is king of posts!!"
 
To Bosnian: Kralj Baba krije!!
Back to English: King Baba is hiding!!

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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/23 13:19:09 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2015/07/23 14:33:41
    I wonder....

 
"Who wrote the book of loooovvvvve......."
 
bapu.  that's who.
 
proof right here!
 
 

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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/23 14:33:55 (permalink)
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I tried: "Bapu is king of posts!!"
 
To Bosnian: Kralj Baba krije!!
Back to English: King Baba is hiding!!


What??!!?? No Farsi?
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/23 16:43:54 (permalink)
Ok. Here's one from You Tube and "Copyright Dispute"
 
"Actually yes, because the style that I will show you guys starts as the easiest, craziest and nuttiest SCRATCH on a piece a paper that you have ever seen!"
 
2 translations with TransPerfect returned:
"Indeed s, perch the style that me You mostrer boys begin as the pious easy, I Scratch pi crazy and pi rich of walnut-trees on a piece a paper that you have ever seen! "
 
To be fair to Pedro, I translated one of my more coherent ramblings to Klingon and accidentally triggered an interstellar war. 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/23 16:49:31 (permalink)
Hi,
 
Must be the wrong person ... never seen that movie!

Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/24 03:55:46 (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby bapu 2015/07/24 08:56:00
Not "You wonder" Bapu, it's "You Wonder Women" Bapu! 
 


 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/24 09:57:55 (permalink)
UbiquitousBubba
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"Actually yes, because the style that I will show you guys starts as the easiest, craziest and nuttiest SCRATCH on a piece a paper that you have ever seen!"
 ...


People have a tendency to not believe anything ... until they see it ... so, it doesn't bother me. I'm used to it. But I was there, and I worked with it, and I saw it, and I have over 100 pieces of art off it, and then some ... so if anyone wants to have their gnoids surprised, just say so ... because I am not playing God or idiot, but you, or anyone else, would not know the difference, or give any credence to anything ... you don't believe people anyway, do you? AND, of course, I am not "people".
 
Ohhh wait ... they have to play Am properly with a fart on their fingers!
 


Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/24 11:39:46 (permalink)
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Ohhh wait ... they have to play Am properly with a fart on their fingers!
 






Maybe you should start with B-flat(ulence) first? 

 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/24 11:44:54 (permalink)
Moshkito
 so if anyone wants to have their gnoids surprised, just say so ...



Yes please, I would.

 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/24 11:47:17 (permalink)


 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/24 11:47:26 (permalink)
my mayte jaymes is always up for a gnoids surprize
 
 
 
 
or so I'm told
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/24 11:49:10 (permalink)
gnoids surprize must be a UK delicacy
 
Is that anything like crushed mountain oysters? 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/24 12:00:47 (permalink)
I'm just surprised I still have 'em...

 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/24 12:11:14 (permalink)
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I'm just surprised I still have 'em...


bapu...has 'em.

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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/24 12:27:18 (permalink)
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I'm just surprised I still have 'em...


bapu...has 'em.


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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/25 11:44:20 (permalink)
Hi,
 
Actually, Bapu, I am not as fluent in Portuguese and one would think. I have no one to talk to, and Craig is not compliant at all!
 
I can not read it very well, either, because the grammar is extremely difficult for me, and the verb tenses throw me off the sentence, or thought. It's not an easy language to get, and specially when reading poetry ... it's insane!

Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/25 13:07:14 (permalink)
I don't think "craigb" is his real name despite what he claims.
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Re: I wonder.... 2015/07/25 13:27:18 (permalink)
It's better than some of the things I've been called. 

 
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