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I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
EntertainmentDavid Hasselhoff -- I'm BrokeTMZ 12 hours ago David Hasselhoff -- who made hundreds of millions of dollars from "Baywatch", "Knight Rider" and various other TV shows, movies and other entertainment ventures -- says he can't afford to support his ex-wife anymore because he's got less than $4k in cash to his name. David and ex-wife Pamela Bach are locked in a spousal support war -- she's currently getting $252k a year, but he wants that amount significantly lowered, saying he's a shadow of his former financial self. Hasselhoff says his European tour got cut short because of poor ticket sales, and he's not sure if his new reality show, "Hoff the Record," will make him flush again. David says he's trying to stay "relevant," but it's hard.
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/20 16:26:44
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I have less than no sympathy.
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/20 16:56:42
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/20 17:11:45
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Craig I'm still suffering from a minor case of PTSD that the video of the Asian Guitarist you posted yesterday caused . That blisteringly fast Crotch Rocket David Hassledong sac shot is absolutely horrible and it is not helping me recover at all  it is actually making things much worse after only seeing that once ... There is only one thing I can do for unseeing That David Dinkledong Neon Flashing Billboard .. I need to look at some Nakeed Wimmen's on the beach sunning and playing topless volleyball  all the best , Kenny
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/20 17:20:12
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☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2016/05/20 18:15:49
oh, Craig, NO!!!
NO NO NONONONO!!!!
MY EYES!!!
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/20 18:31:39
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Has anyjuan posted here?
I can't see a thing now.
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/21 01:14:45
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Ok, ok... Here's a couple of nice lasses from NAMM.  They told me not to mention that Hasselhoff has already been with both of them.
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craigb
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/21 01:14:56
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*Oops!*
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craigb
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/21 01:16:00
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How about my guitar pick holder then? 
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/21 12:16:25
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But do you have as much money as Mr. Hasselfoff's divorce attorney?
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/21 18:53:05
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How about my guitar pick holder then?
Let this picture serve as a lesson to all you Rock and Roll Guitar Players .... If you are paying attention , please do as I say , not as I have foolishly done ... When I was playing Rock Guitar , I would meet cute girls like that all the time .. including a couple of name supermodels that are now old. The moment I decided to devote a large portion on my Guitar Playing to playing Jazz Guitar . I started putting peoples Mothers and Grandma's to sleep while they were out at a Club having a meal or a drink ... Did I get the point and make the connection as to why hot girls like that were ignoring me ? NO ..sadly I didn't Then I go out and decide to Focus on Playing my Guitar Finger-style .... meaning no pick ... Did I learn my lesson ? No I didn't ..... At least one of the best things that has come out of playing finger-style guitar has primarily been that Playing Finger-Style Guitar has forced me to get in touch with my inner loneliness  all the best , Kenny
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/21 21:07:58
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☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2016/05/21 22:20:21
 'Tis how it is Kenny! 
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/22 02:36:53
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Hhhmmm........., "Tis how it is ?  Good because I don't give 2 $hit's Kenny
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/22 11:04:02
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craigb
Ok, ok... Here's a couple of nice lasses from NAMM.
They told me not to mention that Hasselhoff has already been with both of them.
That young lady on the left has nice eyes
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/22 11:04:43
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bayoubill
craigb
How about my guitar pick holder then?
hu wa eeyowee. oops I dropped my pick now I need to get another again
Proof that there is such a thing as too many guitar pics!
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/22 11:05:50
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Bob -- Angels are crying because truth has died ...Illegitimi non carborundum --Studio One Pro / i7-6700@3.80GHZ, 32GB Win 10 Pro x64 Roland FA06, LX61+, Fishman Tripleplay, FaderPort, US-16x08 + ARC2.5/Event PS8s Waves Gold/IKM Max/Nomad Factory IS3/K11U
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/22 11:06:17
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BobF
craigb
Ok, ok... Here's a couple of nice lasses from NAMM.
They told me not to mention that Hasselhoff has already been with both of them.
That young lady on the left has nice eyes
The young lady has eyes? Where?
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/23 08:48:58
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craigb
That is very funny
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/23 21:58:04
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I agree. It's at least funnier than the lasses from NAMM with the big boobs and the one with the picks all over her body.
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/23 23:06:46
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BobF
craigb
Ok, ok... Here's a couple of nice lasses from NAMM.
They told me not to mention that Hasselhoff has already been with both of them.
That young lady on the left has nice eyes
That's just too skinny! P. S. the picks! the picks are too skinny ...wait .. now i forgot what I was saying
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/24 00:28:44
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☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2016/05/24 01:36:29
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/24 01:13:32
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Let's hear what Corbin has too say about them two girls ,  "I went over to the booth at the trade show where those two girls were hanging out just to say hello " "Before I knew what had happened , one of them said I was cute as she picked me up off the floor and placed my small body up against her chest " Then she started Kissing me " "At first I was OK with it because it felt good " " Then it got real ugly fast " " Both of them girls started taking turns passing my back and forth between them and the whole time that was happening they were squeezing me , hugging me , and kissing me ." " They kept me there for hours and I barely got out of there with my life " ................................................." I feel so violated ".................................................................................... Corbin
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/24 14:42:54
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Well from what I've heard , Corbin was actually Very Cool with all the girls and what happened with them The Real Violation that took place didn't take place with the girls , that happened when he got home .. He smelled so good when he got home from all the Love and Kisses the girls gave him , he wound up getting passed around back and forth all night long between his owner and his roommate for an all night round of sloppy second sniffs Kenny
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Re: I've got more money than David Hasselhoff
2016/05/24 15:15:37
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Well, I won't confirm or deny any of the above, but I will say that Corbin is NOT picky with who he sleeps with! Even more than one during a single night (or day). LOL! I must say, it is an odd feeling when, in the middle of the night, my door is blasted open and something jumps on you while you're sleeping. Then he finds the opening of the top sheet and dives under to snuggle next to you. I'm going to miss that! 
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