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2017/06/06 12:35:13 (permalink)

If I were A Carpenter optimistically Trapped In A Plumber's Body

I remeber when my son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once!

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    bapu
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    Re: If I were A Carpenter optimistically Trapped In A Plumber's Body 2017/06/06 13:24:29 (permalink)
    The circle of life Bill, the circle of life.

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    Re: If I were A Carpenter optimistically Trapped In A Plumber's Body 2017/06/06 13:53:30 (permalink)
    I self identify as a bacon eating married guy.  Can I have my own restroom?
     
     

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    Re: If I were A Carpenter optimistically Trapped In A Plumber's Body 2017/06/06 15:36:53 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2017/06/06 16:43:38
    Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence? 

     
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    Re: If I were A Carpenter optimistically Trapped In A Plumber's Body 2017/06/06 16:46:50 (permalink)
    I can't marry my X. She says if she does she loses all the benefits she received from marrying me. However she feels I should make my will leaving her everything. I can't even get a divorce from her like she did to me now. 

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    Re: If I were A Carpenter optimistically Trapped In A Plumber's Body 2017/06/06 17:33:01 (permalink)
    Tell her "That does mean you'll be making a will leaving everything to me as well, doesn't it?"

     
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    Re: If I were A Carpenter optimistically Trapped In A Plumber's Body 2017/06/06 22:40:34 (permalink)
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    I can't marry my X. She says if she does she loses all the benefits she received from marrying me. However she feels I should make my will leaving her everything. I can't even get a divorce from her like she did to me now. 




    Tell her, "Yeah, sure, I'll take of it while you're at work tomorrow."
     
     

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    Re: If I were A Carpenter optimistically Trapped In A Plumber's Body 2017/06/07 17:04:47 (permalink)
    Oddly Ive heard many women stating that their only reason for wanting to get married is for the 50% they would get when they divorce.
     
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