If you don't have an iPhone...

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2012/04/15 14:49:20 (permalink)

If you don't have an iPhone...

This is a parody of those annoying "if you don't have an iPhone" TV commercials.

Really cracked me up, especially the reference to "music that sounds like windchimes".

Enjoy.

BTW, I hate iPhones.


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    bitflipper
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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 14:52:38 (permalink)
    Here's another laugh at Apple's expense. A fake ad for an iPhone app that locates the nearest payphone.


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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 14:57:38 (permalink)
    Thanks Bit, I just about fell out of the chair. Great find.

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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 14:58:47 (permalink)

    Take out a loan to own 4gb of memory. Ya.
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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 15:00:40 (permalink)


    Do you know how to tell whether someone has an iphone/ipad or not ?

    You don't need to, they can't wait to tell you ! ;)
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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 15:57:23 (permalink)
    My wife has an iphone, she hates it with a vengeance. Wait until the laptop an iphone is synced with needs replacing and you'd like to sync the itoonsTM from the phone to the computer. Oh joy..........

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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 16:05:09 (permalink)
    I can do all that from my Palm Pre 2...everything is synced up here.

    The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 16:06:38 (permalink)
    I sometimes have to make a phone call while I am in the underground parking for where I work...second parking level..still get strong signals...no drops.

    The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 17:17:10 (permalink)
    I've got one and it's been a great teaching tool. It's taught me how to loathe Apple.  So...there's that.

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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 18:19:51 (permalink)

     
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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 20:37:08 (permalink)
    loved those spoofs. 

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    Re:If you don't have an iPhone... 2012/04/15 22:46:48 (permalink)
    A guy I work with has an iPad with 4G. Holy crap it's fast. 16MB/s here in little old Des Moines Iowa.

    He said you're limited to 4GB/Month which seems ridiculous for a 16MB/s high speed network. He also said they calculate data used differently than 3G and you go through more data using a 4G network than you do a 3G network when viewing/downloading identical data.

    Of course, after being here all weekend, you know how people can talk out their a$$ sometimes. His information may not have been accurate.

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