Bub 
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I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
And it's a Daily Double!!!!!!!! Ding ding ding ding ding!
Alex, "The answer is 'in his best Jon Lovitz voice', "Ooh! You mean a mother with priv-il-age-es?"".
Bub, "What did I say when my wife said she was tired of cleaning up after me like she was my mother?"
Alex, "Corrrrrrect! for the Daily Double! Good job Bub! And the board is yours!"
"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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craigb
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 14:08:37
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Did you know there's a book of words that, when spoken, have been known to make a wife angry? Here's a link to it: http://dictionary.reference.com/ Note that there are even words not listed there that can have the same effect! Beware!!!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bapu
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 14:10:49
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Oh, but NOT using those words can be worse.
(or so I'm told)
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 14:36:17
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By the way, imitating her when she's mad, does not have as positive a result as you might think.
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 14:53:59
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This thread Irritates_Irritates me.
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bapu
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 14:54:54
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Katie_Katie
This thread Irritates_Irritates me.
Uh Bub, you're on Double_Double Secret Probation now!
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 15:06:49
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Just last week the wife texted me while I was on my way back from a short out of town trip.
Her: Hey, How bout a quickie when ya get home?
Me: Who is this?
She didn't think that was near as funny as I did. In fact, it wasn't even close.
Randy
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Bub
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 15:08:58
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Katie_Katie
This thread Irritates_Irritates me.
I'm sorry Katie. It will never happen again. hehe. :)
"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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bapu
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 15:13:21
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Bub
Katie_Katie
This thread Irritates_Irritates me.
I'm sorry Katie. It will never happen again. hehe. :)
Now substitute "Katie" for you wife's name, now that you practiced it (and got it right). Go on now. Go tell her.
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Bub
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 15:25:02
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"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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bapu
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 15:28:51
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Bub
Can I email her instead?
Ah, a glutton for punishment. Typical male.
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Katie_Katie
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 15:36:34
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Bub
Katie_Katie
This thread Irritates_Irritates me.
I'm sorry Katie. It will never happen again. hehe. :)
Yes it will. I hope.
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 15:50:36
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"I always ask the waitress for appetizers." It might not seem so bad until you know that my father-in-law was overheard saying " you can go out for appetizers, but you'd better come home for dinner." this was during the "you just got engaged to my daughter" speech. My sister-in-law overheard and started helling at him. 
post edited by Slugbaby - 2011/03/30 15:52:33
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 18:50:19
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rsp@odyssey.net
Just last week the wife texted me while I was on my way back from a short out of town trip.
Her: Hey, How bout a quickie when ya get home?
Me: Who is this?
She didn't think that was near as funny as I did. In fact, it wasn't even close.
Randy
 I have a feeling she wasn't too surprised, though. :)
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 18:54:15
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rsp@odyssey.net
Just last week the wife texted me while I was on my way back from a short out of town trip.
Her: Hey, How bout a quickie when ya get home?
Me: Who is this?
She didn't think that was near as funny as I did. In fact, it wasn't even close.
Randy
I had the same thing happen to me! The difference was...I replied "wrong window?" and she replied..."oh wow, not only wrong window, wrong person...who are you and how did I get your number?"
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Re:I'll take "Things You Say To Make Your Wife Mad" for $2000 Alex.
2011/03/30 19:19:36
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Why can't she accept when I said that "she'd devastated my entire life, destroyed any confidence I had and made me completely miserable." all I meant to say was "pass the salt"?
Sometimes I'd swear she's just looking for an argument.
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