eph221
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I'm an alcoholic..
But I don't do AA!
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 05:45:20
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Quasimodo walks into a bar and says "Double whiskey please"
Barman: "Bells OK?"
Quasimodo: "Mind your own *@!*ing business"
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eph221
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 05:47:57
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says *give me a beer and a mop!*
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craigb
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 07:43:46
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Stevie Wonder walks into a bar...
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jamesg1213
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 08:29:55
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/11/10 12:29:31
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome is hilarious.
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craigb
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 12:30:09
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Daryl and two monkeys go into Bapu's bar...
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emeraldsoul
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 15:53:23
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/11/10 17:00:03
Four musicians and a drummer walk into a bar . . .
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BobF
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 15:56:36
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The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 17:00:35
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bapu
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 17:04:50
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jamesg1213
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome is hilarious.
I no. I wuz dare.
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jamesg1213
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 17:06:47
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245,176 blokes go into a pub.
First bloke in says 'my round!'
Idiot.
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bapu
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 17:06:50
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eph221
But I don't do AA!
So technically you are not practicing abstinence or working on your recovery.
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bapu
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 17:07:42
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NagBap walks into a bar.
No one can ever leave.
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craigb
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 17:14:32
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/11/10 19:08:32
Paulo, Evan, Norton, Ian & Steve walk into a bar...
They're all asked to leave for being too immature.
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BobF
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 17:24:05
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bapu
eph221
But I don't do AA!
So technically you are not practicing abstinence or working on your recovery.
It's not a problem unless you WANT to stop drinking
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jamesg1213
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 17:25:48
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I like those old pub games, Space Invaders..Asteroids..oh, and 'Gandhi Pinball', where you had to get 3 balls in the magic narn to light the peaceful transition to independence.
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bapu
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 17:27:09
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Jyemz is the original pinball wizard?
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paulo
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 22:46:11
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/11/10 23:34:44
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ****ing bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you irritating ****!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
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BobF
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 23:33:55
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/11/11 01:22:42
craigb
Time passes...
A time traveler walks into a bar
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/10 23:34:37
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paulo
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ****ing bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you irritating ****!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
LOL!!
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bayoubill
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/11 00:18:35
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That reminds me! I Am trying to get XX to take up ventriloquism so she can scare her gynecologist 
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Beepster
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/11 00:24:37
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bapu
NagBap walks into a bar.
No one can ever leave.
'Cept Beeps, cuz he be a little crazypants and ain't nobapsody got time ferdat. oogabooga!
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sharke
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/11 01:46:52
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500 geese walk into a bar. Luckily, an animal welfare officer was able to round them up humanely and escort them to the lake they were originally headed to.
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/11 01:51:29
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10,000 maniacs walked into a bar.
They played a decent show but noone remembered who the heck they were.
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Linear Phase
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/11 02:23:22
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I'm drinking for Sunday brunch... I'm going to have 15 mimosas and get a massage down at Thai Basil Yin Yang and Massage Spa
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eph221
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/11 07:18:43
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Happy hour is at 5 and I'm only up to 3 <magnolia thunderpussy>
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bapu
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/11 16:52:31
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Beepster and duck walk into a bar. The bar tender said 
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craigb
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/12 00:24:46
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A Catholic priest, an Irishman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "Is this some kind of joke???"
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Beepster
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/12 00:26:35
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I ate an entire duck last week.
True story.
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craigb
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
2017/11/12 00:30:02
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 Some ducks are better than others.
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