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2016/03/13 16:45:33 (permalink)

I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth...

Seriously at 6'4" I must be setting some kind of record.
 
/apologies to any Little People who may be reading this
//yes... I feel shame
///but not regret
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/13 16:55:03 (permalink)
I guess I am as well then...we be the same height. Though, I could shrink soon.

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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/13 17:27:50 (permalink)
Freakishly tall midgets unite!
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/13 17:29:27 (permalink)
That's like JUMBO shrimp.  Never understood that.
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/13 17:57:13 (permalink)


 
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/13 18:14:40 (permalink)
Does being the shortest giant get an honourable mention in here? I should have been a basketball star 

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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/13 19:00:43 (permalink)
6' 4"???  Who would of thought that you could pile a load of hooey that high?
Oh, wait...  I'm 6' 4" too... 

 
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/13 19:36:47 (permalink)
I've always been curious.
 
What exactly IS a "hooey"?
 
and why are people constantly making carefully crafted piles of them?
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/13 19:49:08 (permalink)
Hooey is Donald Duck's nephew.
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/13 21:15:00 (permalink)
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I've always been curious.
 
What exactly IS a "hooey"?
 
and why are people constantly making carefully crafted piles of them?




Usually not "a" hooey, but often called a steaming pile of hooey (see the FSF). 

 
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 01:47:22 (permalink)
I'm 6'1".
 
I just got out of the pool.
 
 
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 09:00:08 (permalink)
I'm vertically challenged and keep my children close by......they always look up to dad.

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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 10:44:46 (permalink)
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I'm 6'1".
 
I just got out of the pool.
 



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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 10:51:03 (permalink)
Cold factor of -3?

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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 11:32:36 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/03/14 12:39:31
I'm not a midget, I'm just to short for my height.

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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 12:41:45 (permalink)
At least you're not from Wales. 

 
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 12:50:52 (permalink)
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At least you're not from Wales. 




And doesn't have to worry about "shrinkage".
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 13:08:29 (permalink)
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At least you're not from Wales. 




And doesn't have to worry about "shrinkage".


Of course I worry about shrinkage,  I'm short enough as it is...

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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 14:05:02 (permalink)
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Of course I worry about shrinkage,  I'm short enough as it is...




I'd speculate petite females are far more desired than... er... "petite" males.
 
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 17:57:01 (permalink)
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Seriously at 6'4" I must be setting some kind of record.
 
/apologies to any Little People who may be reading this
//yes... I feel shame
///but not regret




You're gonna ruin "Game of Thrones" for me, now!

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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 18:03:12 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2016/03/14 21:25:57
I'm 11 ft tall and weigh 200 stone.
 
My Mother is twice my size.  My Father is a mountain in Tibet.
 
I like bacon.
 
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 21:12:00 (permalink)
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I'm 11 ft tall and weigh 200 stone.
 
My Mother is twice my size.  My Father is a mountain in Tibet.
 
I like bacon.
 
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You forgot to mention that your girlfriend is the Dolly Llama. 

 
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 21:53:27 (permalink)
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I'm 11 ft tall and weigh 200 stone.
 
My Mother is twice my size.  My Father is a mountain in Tibet.
 
I like bacon.
 
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You forgot to mention that your girlfriend is the Dolly Llama. 





and, my girlfriend is the Dolly Llama,
 
she dresses like Barbara Streisand sitting on a posh paisley ottoman.
 
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 22:19:01 (permalink)
Oh you NAUGHTY men...
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/14 22:33:21 (permalink)
I can't hear Streisand's name without thinking of that Southpark episode that included Robert Smith of the Cure... LOL!
 


 
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/15 00:07:36 (permalink)
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I'm 11 ft tall and weigh 200 stone.
 
My Mother is twice my size.  My Father is a mountain in Tibet.
 
I like bacon.
 
Jesse Q. Screed




You forgot to mention that your girlfriend is the Dolly Llama. 





and, my girlfriend is the Dolly Llama,
 
she dresses like Barbara Streisand sitting on a posh paisley ottoman.
 
Jesse Q. Screed




Ohhh ... Spike Milligan would have loved this one!

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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/15 18:10:51 (permalink)
Is JUMBO shrimp the same thing as a tuna can?  Can't tune a piano but you can tuna fish, no?
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/15 18:53:32 (permalink)
I like Jumbo shrimp better than midget shrimp.

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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/15 18:57:31 (permalink)
At least you like shrimp!  I feel sorry for the midget shrimp.  It gets a bad rap.
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Re: I'm the biggest midget ever to walk this earth... 2016/03/15 19:09:06 (permalink)
I dunno... those teeny tiny little shrimps are pretty awesome if there's enough of them to scarf by the handful.
 
Then again... is that like eating their babbies? Is there an ethical dilemma like with veal?
 
How is shrimp babby formed?
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