I'm turning Japanese

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2013/08/14 09:23:51 (permalink)

I'm turning Japanese

I really think so.
 
http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/bacon-flavored-doritos
 
Yes.  Japan has becan flavoured Doritos.  I need to brush up on my Japanese.  I'm going to force myself to listen to Mr. Roboto so I can master the language.
 
I know it's a lot to suffer, but becan Doritos are worth it.
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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 09:37:14 (permalink)
    Do you really have to turn Japanese to eat the becan Doritos?
     
    Can't you just Vaporize Mr. Roboto and enjoy the goods?

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 09:42:01 (permalink)
     If you go over can you bring a few bags of those things back? Unless they happen to be glowing or setting off alarms at the airport .. in that case I'll pass;) Do they have spam flavor? Oh please say yes.

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 09:46:35 (permalink)
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     If you go over can you bring a few bags of those things back? Unless they happen to be glowing or setting off alarms at the airport .. in that case I'll pass;) Do they have spam flavor? Oh please say yes.


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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 10:02:35 (permalink)
    (brushes off su5picious Dorito dust)
     
    No.  No, I don't have any yet. 
     
    (crunch)
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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 10:11:09 (permalink)
    No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women ?
     
     
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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 10:26:36 (permalink)
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    No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women ?
     
     


    .....but, you have Becan Doritos......
     
     
    Although,
     
     
    (from the sounds of things , maybe no more becan Doritos either.....).
     
    So, Ya.......nuthin, nada, zippo, zilch, zero!!!

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 10:32:02 (permalink)
    You only need to master the language if you intend to read the ingredients on the side of the bag. I'd suggest that doing so could potentially diminish one's enjoyment of the product. Better, for example, to not know if any mutant swine from Fukushima were involved. The smiling face of a happy saucer-eyed anime child should be enough to convey the essence of what you're about to enjoy.


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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 10:40:35 (permalink)
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    You only need to master the language if you intend to read the ingredients on the side of the bag. I'd suggest that doing so could potentially diminish one's enjoyment of the product. Better, for example, to not know if any mutant swine from Fukushima were involved. The smiling face of a happy saucer-eyed anime child should be enough to convey the essence of what you're about to enjoy.




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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 10:45:40 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    Total utter non-sense.
     
    Eating BEACON DORITOS, turns you into a CHB nerd!
     
    All that other stuff is hogwash and bad music!

    As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys! 
      
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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 10:50:15 (permalink)
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    Hi,
     
    Total utter non-sense.
     
    Eating BEACON DORITOS, turns you into a CHB nerd!
     
    All that other stuff is hogwash and bad music!



    Whew!!!
     
    At least there isn't a downside to this.

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 11:07:05 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    Figures I would know how to spell BECAN by now!

    As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys! 
      
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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 11:29:30 (permalink)
    Well, all is not lost.....
    A Beacon (Becan Dorito) is an intentionally conspicuous device designed to attract attention to a
    specific location (Japan??).
     
    Go get yourself some BVD's.........I mean BBD's!!

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 11:47:27 (permalink)
    Hmmm.  Bitflipper is right.  (as always) 
     
    Anime eyes are somewhat creepy.  I suppose it's also naive to suppose that the becan came from a pig.  I mean, you can't really trust that in the USA, after all. 
     
    On the positive side, I guess I can cancel that session with Samurai "Stubby" Johnson.  I was beginning to think he might not be authentic. 
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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 11:58:04 (permalink)

     
     

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 12:30:58 (permalink)
     
    You don't need to go any where:
     
    Bacon Vapors:
     

     
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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 12:40:56 (permalink)
    which reminds me. i dont go the beach at the campground anymore cuz last time i feel asleep and everyone tried to turn me over and over back into the water see they thought i was .....nevermind

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 13:13:44 (permalink)
     
    I got my new Dorito swimming trunks earlier today...
     
     
     
     
    I might go for a dip later.
     

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 13:45:46 (permalink)
     They say no man is an island but I think if I have me some baked zitti and a few bags of those bacon Doritos from Japan I could become a loner for a long time.

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 14:08:24 (permalink)
    Or wind up in Brazil.

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 14:11:02 (permalink)
    There are worse things.
     
    BRING IT ON!

     
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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 14:22:45 (permalink)
    I got me some of these....... yum !
     

     
    WARNING: DO NOT ask me to share them with you as a punch in the face often offends.
     
     
     
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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 14:37:19 (permalink)
    Yeah!! A punch in the face or a friendly
     

     


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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 16:32:59 (permalink)
    It's funny the difference in the variety of chips flavors from country to country. Canada has probably the largest variety I have seen (yes, besides ketchup chips - we also have bacon-flavored chips). Same w/ candy bars actually - I was surprised to see how little variety there was in the US by comparison, I was expecting the opposite.
     
    But anyway, chips... I had posted these when I was back in Moscow.
    Caviar, crab and kebab.
    Unsettling to say the least...
     


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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 21:42:39 (permalink)
    You really think so ??

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/14 22:31:23 (permalink)
    Is this the Vaporware thread?

     
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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/18 10:35:36 (permalink)
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    I got me some of these....... yum !
     

     
    WARNING: DO NOT ask me to share them with you as a punch in the face often offends.
     
     
     




    That deserves a slap in the face!!!

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/18 10:38:01 (permalink)
    BTW...thanks for bringing up Turning Japanese and Mexican Radio into my beleagured beacon...

    The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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    Re: I'm turning Japanese 2013/08/18 15:31:40 (permalink)
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    I got me some of these....... yum !
     

     
    WARNING: DO NOT ask me to share them with you as a punch in the face often offends.
     
     
     




    That deserves a slap in the face!!!




    Well, ok then, but just leave my fries alone, ok ?
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