Important questions that need to be answered!

drewfx1


Have you ever eaten something that was more than 2 years older than the expiration date? 

Yup. Ketchup. Yechh!

Did you wonder why it tasted identical to a brand new one? 

It did not.

Have you found that hitting something that isn't working properly successfully fixes it (at least temporarily) more than 50% of the time? 

Mooch doesn't work not matter how many times I hit him.

Have you ever worried about what you might have said if someone told you they heard you talking in your sleep (or while under anesthesia)? 

Never!!!

Have you ever gotten sick from eating too much healthy food? 

Yup. Indian food make me nauseous.

Did you ever record yourself talking and listen to it played backwards to see if there were any hidden messages? 

Nope, I'm still trying to figure out what The CHB songs say forward.

?segassem neddih yna erew ereht fi ees ot sdrawkcab deyalp ti ot netsil dna gniklat flesruoy drocer reve uoy diD 

Nope but I flip out all the time. Does that count?

Have you ever taken a bath in jello and let it set so that it left an imprint of your body? 

Ask Mooch, he knows.

What would possess you to even think of such a thing? 

I was trying to impress Mooch.

What flavor did you use? (I like lime!) 

Ask Mooch. He knows.

Have you ever cleaned something without bothering to actually remove any dirt? 

Does my belly button count?

Have you ever accidentally called someone on the phone in your pocket without knowing it and have them hear you muttering to yourself?

Ask Mooch, he knows.

drewfx1

Have you ever eaten something that was more than 2 years older than the expiration date?

Yes. The oldest thing I ever ate were home canned pickles. My neighbor brought them over. He was 80 and said his mother canned them 30 years ago, this was in 83, so she canned them in the 50's. They were a little mushy, but otherwise ok.

Did you wonder why it tasted identical to a brand new one?

Nope. Certain things stay fresh for extended periods of time depending on how they were prepared.

Have you found that hitting something that isn't working properly successfully fixes it (at least temporarily) more than 50% of the time?

Yes. That's how I fix most things.

Have you ever worried about what you might have said if someone told you they heard you talking in your sleep (or while under anesthesia)?

Yes. I'm terrified to get a colonoscopy. What if I enjoy it and say so while under the influence?

Have you ever gotten sick from eating too much healthy food?

Yes. That shiznit will kill you man. I wanna know who the sick son of a goat was who made those Fiber One bars. O ... M ... G!

Did you ever record yourself talking and listen to it played backwards to see if there were any hidden messages?

Yes. You knew I had to answer this one! I've done extensive recordings with friends. Sometimes I'd pick up a guitar, someone would grab a tam, we'd all have vocal mics, and we'd record hours and hours of talking and jamming. I have found lots of things. There are two that stick out in my mind the most. One was a friend of mine just singing anything that came to mind. One thing he blurted out was Viet Nam rules! I dunno why, he dunno why, he just said it. Played it backwards and it says, clear as day, "Ooh Ronnie!". What was funny to us was, we had a friend who was a drummer named Ronnie, so being stupid kids, we got a real kick out of it. The second was the same friend. We were recording in his parents basement and his mom kept yelling down the steps interrupting us. He yells, "Would you shut the blank up please!" Played it backwards, "She'll blank the both of us." Again, clear as a bell. Coinkidink? Probably. But we sure got one hell of a laugh out of it. I have a couple dozen other ones I found too, but those were the best. I've always been fascinated with recording backwards (See the songs forum for my latest posting.). I think, well, ok, I know, my brain is wired wrong. I'm right handed but play guitar left handed, that's the first clue. Then there's the rest of it.

?segassem neddih yna erew ereht fi ees ot sdrawkcab deyalp ti ot netsil dna gniklat flesruoy drocer reve uoy diD

seY

Have you ever taken a bath in jello and let it set so that it left an imprint of your body?

No.

What would possess you to even think of such a thing?

Prescription and/or non-prescription medications?

What flavor did you use? (I like lime!)

N/A

Have you ever cleaned something without bothering to actually remove any dirt?

No. I'm a bit obsessive compulsive and it drives me insane when I see someone clean a window, vacuum, dust, etc etc and not get every last bit of debris. Seriously, it enrages me. If you're gonna do something, do it right!

Have you ever accidentally called someone on the phone in your pocket without knowing it and have them hear you muttering to yourself?

I don't know, although I have had several friends butt dial me.

 
Yes/no/no but it makes me feel much better/no/no/yes/yllanoisacco/definitely not/I wouldn't/not applicable, but lime would be good/no/yes

SteveStrummerUK


 
Yes/no/no but it makes me feel much better/no/no/yes/yllanoisacco/definitely not/I wouldn't/not applicable, but lime would be good/no/yes

Can you summarize please? I can't be arsed to read your whole resposne.

SteveStrummerUK

bapu

SteveStrummerUK



Yes/no/no but it makes me feel much better/no/no/yes/yllanoisacco/definitely not/I wouldn't/not applicable, but lime would be good/no/yes

Can you summarize please? I can't be arsed to read your whole resposne.

 
I hereby award you the full five Strammy Golden Arses for petulance 

arse⁵TM

drewfx1


I just invented a new word: Quintarsical.

You better trademark it. 

drewfx1


Have you ever eaten something that was more than 2 years older than the expiration date?

Yup

Did you wonder why it tasted identical to a brand new one?

Nope. Use by dates are for wimps.

Have you found that hitting something that isn't working properly successfully fixes it (at least temporarily) more than 50% of the time?

Nah, she just gets all moody and then I have to get my own dinner.

Have you ever worried about what you might have said if someone told you they heard you talking in your sleep (or while under anesthesia)?

Nope. No-one ever listens to what I say anyway.

Have you ever gotten sick from eating too much healthy food?

Healthy Food ? You mean like chocolate that hasn't been deep fried first ?

Did you ever record yourself talking and listen to it played backwards to see if there were any hidden messages?

Yep.

?segassem neddih yna erew ereht fi ees ot sdrawkcab deyalp ti ot netsil dna gniklat flesruoy drocer reve uoy diD

.peY No message this time

Have you ever taken a bath in jello and let it set so that it left an imprint of your body?

Nah, even I couldn't sit still long enough (Mrs P begs to differ apparently)

What would possess you to even think of such a thing?

Why not ?

What flavor did you use? (I like lime!)

Would have to be raspberry.

Have you ever cleaned something without bothering to actually remove any dirt?

You mean like when you're in the bath "cleaning" yourself ?.....

Not that? Oh, well in that case, erm ....no !

Have you ever accidentally called someone on the phone in your pocket without knowing it and have them hear you muttering to yourself?

No, don't have any friends. See above.

SteveStrummerUK

drewfx1


I just invented a new word: Quintarsical.

 
A worthy winner of  

I guess drewfx1 deserves a toast--bottoms up!

My sisters argue in their sleep, does that count?

Aritimas


My sisters argue in their sleep, does that count?

That's normal.  It's their job.

drewfx1


Have you ever eaten something that was more than 2 years older than the expiration date?
Is this another question about Cannibalism?  If not, nevermind.

Did you wonder why it tasted identical to a brand new one?
BBQ sauce helps.

Have you found that hitting something that isn't working properly successfully fixes it (at least temporarily) more than 50% of the time?
Old TVs - Yes, Coworkers - No.  Nothing fixes them.
Have you ever worried about what you might have said if someone told you they heard you talking in your sleep (or while under anesthesia)?
Worried?  No.  Interested?  Yes.
Have you ever gotten sick from eating too much healthy food?
Everyime I was force fed eggs as a kid.  I would have welcomed waterboarding.

Did you ever record yourself talking and listen to it played backwards to see if there were any hidden messages?
I usually end up with hidden messages just playing it forwards.

?segassem neddih yna erew ereht fi ees ot sdrawkcab deyalp ti ot netsil dna gniklat flesruoy drocer reve uoy diD
On every other Thursday, while dipping rabbits... 

Have you ever taken a bath in jello and let it set so that it left an imprint of your body?
I'm doing it right now.
What would possess you to even think of such a thing?
When you bathe in congealed gravy, it leaves a ring on the tub.
What flavor did you use? (I like lime!)
Lime is good, but I'm holding out for becan flavour.

Have you ever cleaned something without bothering to actually remove any dirt?
Wait.  You remove the dirt?

Have you ever accidentally called someone on the phone in your pocket without knowing it and have them hear you muttering to yourself?
They hear hear that even when I call them on purpose.

drewfx1

UbiquitousBubba

What flavor did you use? (I like lime!)  
Lime is good, but I'm holding out for becan flavour.

 

Wait. If you had a tub full of becan flavored jello, you'd stop to take a bath? 

I wonder if you had a pool full of it, could you run across it like custard?

UbiquitousBubba

drewfx1


?segassem neddih yna erew ereht fi ees ot sdrawkcab deyalp ti ot netsil dna gniklat flesruoy drocer reve uoy diD
On every other Thursday, while dipping rabbits...  

Do they geneologically have to be rabbits?  Or am I just splitting hares here?