International Bacon Day

I had bacon... I was a PIG. I had to fast and go to the Dr for labs... then I went to Micky D's and ordered the BIG BREAKFAST with pancakes and BACON! I ate it ALL... I took the scrambled eggs and BACOn and put them on the biscuit, butteres the pancakes and poured on the syrup.... and ate it all, including the hashbrowns... of course I skipped lunch but Nana brought Pizza home!! I decided to drink a little bottle of Jack Daniels Black that my daughter brought me from her last flight... JD isn't as bad as I remembered, I usually drink either Bakers or Bookers. I have some Bookers left in case this JD runs out, which it looks like it is soon going to do... oh.. and BECAN!!! I didn't know it was Intl Bacon day. Bacon is some kinda good. I'm glad the good LORD decided that it is OK for us to eat BECAN... otherwise, I guess I'd have one more thing to repent of... ahhhh Bacon
 
I once heard that if you wanted to make an enemy of someone, wait until they visit and that fry up some bacon and make some fresh coffee, then don't offer them any.
 
BECAN!!!
 
We need to mark the Cakewalk calender for next year so that we don't miss BACON DAY.... Shoot, that beats the heck out of earth day.
 
I have an idea, we should replace labor day with Bacon Day... I cannot stand that we still have a federal holiday to honor labor unions... pffffft. Labor unions played their part nad did some good, maybe but the evil they have done in the 2nd half of the 20th ceentury andbeyond for outweighs any good they ever did. They are on the decline.. 
 
Julien
 
Julien

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................... BECAN!

=Bacon.

Old55


What?!? Are you telling me that International Becan Day is only once a year. I thought it was every day. At least it should be.

(Shhh!  It's just a scam to keep those in other countries from knowing that "we" celebrate it every day! )

UbiquitousBubba


I can understand the confusion.  When Americans say, "International", it usually means that we're including Alaska.  We don't want them to feel left out.  We're very generous that way.  It also gives us a chance to demonstrate the extent of our knowledge of the rest of the world.  (By the way, we've all been wondering why we can't find either Mordor or Narnia on the globe.  We're pretty sure that they're somewhere to the right of North America.)

On International Becan Day, we offer to share a single strip of bacon with the residents of Alaska.  The rest of the time, we engorge ourselves until we burst. 

You're welcome.

So we end up forgetting about Hawaii then?  I mean, aren't they already messed up enough without our discriminating against them?  Heck, they use "Aloha" for both hello and goodbye so it sounds to me like they don't even know if they're coming or going!

I don't understand. 

Every day is Becan day. 

Beagle


I don't understand. 

Every day is Becan day. 

Shhh!  Don't tell Alaska and Hawaii!  Remember what happened when we discovered that North Dakota really existed?  That must have cost us at least three or four slices right there.