Irish Blonde joke(stay with it...it's not what you think!)

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2009/01/22 21:53:38 (permalink)

Irish Blonde joke(stay with it...it's not what you think!)

With due deference to the Irish, Marah Mag and Susan G(and any other Irish or ladies on the forum...)

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An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet
Twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you
don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I
WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
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I am a man and I endorse this message....my wife is a blonde and she definitely endorses this message!

Best,

AndyW

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    Beagle
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    RE: Irish Blonde joke(stay with it...it's not what you think!) 2009/01/22 22:18:32 (permalink)
    LOL! That's a good one!

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    RE: Irish Blonde joke(stay with it...it's not what you think!) 2009/01/23 11:07:21 (permalink)
    The conclusion I draw from this is that men are dumber than blondes?




    Truly tragic, then, for blonde men............

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    artsoul
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    RE: Irish Blonde joke(stay with it...it's not what you think!) 2009/01/25 10:12:44 (permalink)
    hey


    I'm a blonde man


    and I'm not stupid


    wait a minute I am


    Ok


    carry on
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