Is Moobs in my future?

I found I have to take a testosterone supplement. Does this mean I will get urges to watch Lifetime? HALLMARK? I'm depressed. Will my manly manliness stay in tack? Will I still be able to walk up to a woman and Greet her with "Say Baby" and her not invite me shopping. My future is uncertain

My PC has been taken over by Aliens!

I have to go get my nails done!?

As long as you're already going down that path you might as well get both a manicure and a pedicure.

Or put your make-up on while sat at a green light?

 
Shirley that's only one task?

I guess that depends on the intent of the therapist. 

SteveStrummerUK


 
Bill, have you suddenly developed the ability to multi-task?
 
Like being able to scratch your butt and post in here simultaneously?
 
Or put your make-up on while sat at a green light?
 
If so, I'm afraid there's no hope for you mate
 
 

1. yes
2. yes
3. yes

no hope?

What's with all of this namby pamby whining about a loss of manliness?  Why, I remember when a man felt that way, he'd jump back on his horse.  There's nothing like landing on a horse to remind one of his manliness.  (Sitting on Mooch's bike with the seat missing comes close, but it's not the same thing.)  He'd slather a huge medium rare steak with becan and wolf it down with coffee strong enough to make him see the inside of his own skull and so hot that he had to cool down with napalm.  He'd let his beard grow out, without trimming it to please anyone, no matter how hard she glared.  He'd wear so much leather, cattle would accept him as one of their own.  He'd eat beans, lift a cheek, and trigger avalanches in distant canyons.

Maybe I've watched a little too much TV lately...

UbiquitousBubba


What's with all of this namby pamby whining about a loss of manliness?  Why, I remember when a man felt that way, he'd jump back on his horse.  There's nothing like landing on a horse to remind one of his manliness.  (Sitting on Mooch's bike with the seat missing comes close, but it's not the same thing.)  He'd slather a huge medium rare steak with becan and wolf it down with coffee strong enough to make him see the inside of his own skull and so hot that he had to cool down with napalm.  He'd let his beard grow out, without trimming it to please anyone, no matter how hard she glared.  He'd wear so much leather, cattle would accept him as one of their own.  He'd eat beans, lift a cheek, and trigger avalanches in distant canyons.

Maybe I've watched a little too much TV lately...

No, don't stop now!  Jack Palance just turned in his grave and smiled in your general direction!

I've been on a testosterone program for over a year now. Moobs seem unchanged.

Beag,

I apply mine in the morning right after the I dry off from the shower. After that I do the other daily prep. Dry hair, shave & brush teeth. By that time the gel is dry. Not a sticky shirt in the house.

Hmmmm. I must be more absorbent than you. I've used two tubes in a month from the beginning (4 pumps daily).

Or, maybe my using the hairdryer helps the drying process?

It may be a "skin thing".  Maybe instead of having Beagle shoulders I have duck shoulders or something! ;-)

hair dryer is an idea!  of course my wife might shoot me since I get up and get ready for work about 5:15am... she doesn't get out of bed until 7 normally...

Beagle


It may be a "skin thing".  Maybe instead of having Beagle shoulders I have duck shoulders or something! ;-)

Yeah, it seems to seep under my gills pretty good.

Beagle


... I get up and get ready for work about 5:15am

 
This is the problem Beag - 5.15am is the rock'n'roll correct time to go to bed, not get up
 
 

bayoubill


I found I have to take a testosterone supplement. Does this mean I will get urges to watch Lifetime? HALLMARK? I'm depressed. Will my manly manliness stay in tack? Will I still be able to walk up to a woman and Greet her with "Say Baby" and her not invite me shopping. My future is uncertain

Yer skinny, it won't show. Bill, ya been playing hard for a lot of years. Call it work if ya like that word. It's a complex problem to explain but at some point your hormone levels drop by a huge amount. Testosterone supplements will help but I guess you already know about their temporary span of effect. Coffee don't help, at some point you're just gonna have to resign yourself to a readjustment of what your source of... what shall I call it... I don't know, let's use inspiration. Or maybe motivation, perhaps initiative, or drive.