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2017/05/09 14:44:43 (permalink)

It's your average realtor listing, until....

Keep scrolling through the photos until you get to the interior ones. Holy ****
 
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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 16:28:05 (permalink)
Frankly, I'm scared...

 
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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 16:36:16 (permalink)
Why did this just come to mind?
 


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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 16:37:06 (permalink)
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Frankly, I'm scared...



 
Yep, me too , I ain't turning my back on this guy while I'm eating ...no way

 
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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 16:41:13 (permalink)
Yeah, he looks like he's covering something up there...

 
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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 16:57:10 (permalink)
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Yeah, he looks like he's covering something up there...




Yes , He looks a little too calm with that $hit eating smirk on his face . Plus he is holding arms in front of his torso exactly like Stephen Seagal does right before he throws down ...
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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 17:03:52 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2017/05/09 19:32:53
I think I'm more afraid of the wallpaper than the clowns....

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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 17:41:21 (permalink)
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I think I'm more afraid of the wallpaper than the clowns....


I'm even more afraid of the people that would create a...home?.... like that than I am of the decor or clowns. If they are people that is, not something from the dreams of H P Lovecraft.

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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 19:03:20 (permalink)
A friend sent me that link, as we're thinking of selling our condo and moving to that area.
NO F'ING WAY!!!!  It's less than 1/2 the price of my tiny shoebox in the sky, but I don't think I could have walked through that house!

We'd have to burn it down and start from scratch. Which would negate the price difference in moving.

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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 19:13:35 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby sharke 2017/05/09 22:28:27
                                     
 
 
 
 
                                      
                      
 
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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 20:01:52 (permalink)
It's not too far from me. You fellas want me to do some recon? If I dress like a clown I'm sure no one will notice. I'm sending a link to all my friends in Brantford.
Who could live in that? I'm willing to bet they talk to the clowns.

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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 20:10:28 (permalink)
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I think I'm more afraid of the wallpaper than the clowns....




I'm old enough to remember the good old days of wallpaper
 
Even Les Paul himself had some rather suspicious looking wallpaper in his home 
                      
 
 
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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 20:12:33 (permalink)
You're assuming it's wallpaper.
Someone with that many clowns might be crazy enough to hand-draw on the walls.

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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/09 22:28:09 (permalink)
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I think I'm more afraid of the wallpaper than the clowns....




I'm old enough to remember the good old days of wallpaper
 
Even Les Paul himself had some rather suspicious looking wallpaper in his home 
                      
 
 
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I honestly think my granny had the same stuff up. Her carpet during the 70's was pretty interesting as well. 

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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/10 10:40:19 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/05/10 11:37:31
Interior design modeled after John Gacy?
 
Has anyone checked the basement?
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Can I wander through the house with a BB gun?

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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/10 14:30:08 (permalink)
Stop clowning around guys......$240k for 748 Sq. Ft? Now,.that's scary!!  

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Stop clowning around guys......$240k for 748 Sq. Ft? Now,.that's scary!!  


My condo is just under 700 sq ft, and worth about about $400K US.   Housing within an hour of Western Lake Ontario is absurd.

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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/10 15:15:41 (permalink)
Sounds like where I was in Irvine California.  Sold my <900 sq. ft. condo there for $388,000 (in 2003).

 
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Stop clowning around guys......$240k for 748 Sq. Ft? Now,.that's scary!!  


My condo is just under 700 sq ft, and worth about about $400K US.   Housing within an hour of Western Lake Ontario is absurd.


Wow!
That's just ridiculous!!
Here's a sample of what $400k gets you in Florida: https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/46257063_zpid/300000-400000_price/1124-1499_mp/28.715243,-81.431737,28.665926,-81.493535_rect/13_zm/1_fr/?view=public

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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/10 15:40:04 (permalink)
There was an article in the news recently, comparing Toronto prices to LA mansions.  A detached house in the city costs averages just over a million (cdn).  It's getting so unaffordable here that nobody can afford to own a home.  And just renting is almost the same as mortgage costs...
This is why we buy from freaks that fill their houses with clowns.

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Stop clowning around guys......$240k for 748 Sq. Ft? Now,.that's scary!!  


My condo is just under 700 sq ft, and worth about about $400K US.   Housing within an hour of Western Lake Ontario is absurd.


Wow!
That's just ridiculous!!
Here's a sample of what $400k gets you in Florida: https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/46257063_zpid/300000-400000_price/1124-1499_mp/28.715243,-81.431737,28.665926,-81.493535_rect/13_zm/1_fr/?view=public




I have a folder on my computer for whenever I'll be able to finally build my own house (the original plan before my near-million was stolen by the Federal Reserve).  I have a few pictures of pools with lanais around them like in the listing.  Although I mostly see them in Florida (bug prevention?), they would be perfect out here with our weather.

 
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Stop clowning around guys......$240k for 748 Sq. Ft? Now,.that's scary!!  


My condo is just under 700 sq ft, and worth about about $400K US.   Housing within an hour of Western Lake Ontario is absurd.


Wow!
That's just ridiculous!!
Here's a sample of what $400k gets you in Florida: https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/46257063_zpid/300000-400000_price/1124-1499_mp/28.715243,-81.431737,28.665926,-81.493535_rect/13_zm/1_fr/?view=public


 
I like that, very nice. Dread to think what that would cost over here..maybe double that in Scotland, probably £2,000,000 if it was anywhere near London.

 
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Re: It's your average realtor listing, until.... 2017/05/10 16:21:05 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Slugbaby 2017/05/10 17:08:25
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 And just renting is almost the same as mortgage costs...
This is why we buy from freaks that fill their houses with clowns.




One of the main reasons I had to abandoned the city I loved after 15+ years.
 
Probably one of the most damaging things Mr. Harris and his plucky band of evil incompetents did to Ontario was mangle the rent control laws back in the 90's. Of course his predecessors haven't done much to fix the situation and here we are 20 years later where the working poor in pretty much all of the populated areas in ON can't even afford a rat/roach/bedbug/mold infested shizhole despite working 60+ hours per week.
 
Of course getting housing costs under control isn't an option (for some reason) so the solution is to spend ridiculous amounts of taxpayer money to subsidize those filthy poors' rent (after putting them through years and YEARS of redtape and starvation... or even decades in the GTA) essentially funneling that money directly into the pockets of wealthy (and usually foreign owned) property management corporations.
 
Oh and don't forget the gov handing over properties for pennies on the dollar and/or massive tax breaks to those same corporations on the promise they build claptrap "affordable" units to ram all those poors into... and by "affordable" I mean 20% less than the "market" rental rates which is still at least a third higher than what rents WOULD be if we had simply retained the original rent control laws.
 
Glad you were able to get some capital into the game before it became virtually impossible for anyone who isn't independently wealthy to even CONSIDER home "ownership"... even if it's only at the condo level (which is a whole other scam that infuriates me to no end).
 
The CMHC needs to be investigated for graft, people fired (and perhaps jailed) and their mandate restored to actually making sure people have, and can afford, a decent place to live.
 
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Deleted because i shouldn't speak my mind on certain subjects...


 

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... Of course his predecessors haven't done much to fix the situation ...




Did you mean to say successors (those who came after) instead of predecessors (those who came before)? 

 
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Edited due to possible creepy corporfascist looky loo-ing.
 
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... Of course his predecessors haven't done much to fix the situation ...




Did you mean to say successors (those who came after) instead of predecessors (those who came before)? 


Probably successors.  The predecessors weren't great, but those that came afterwards haven't fixed the errors.

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... Of course his predecessors haven't done much to fix the situation ...




Did you mean to say successors (those who came after) instead of predecessors (those who came before)? 




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