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2017/12/17 03:49:51 (permalink)

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“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy” is attributed to Benjamin Franklin perhaps in error, but the thought remains a worthy sentiment nonetheless.

 
 
 
 
 
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/17 04:02:40 (permalink)
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/18 01:36:15 (permalink)
             Kenny now that I have gotten you off , it is now time for you to work off you legals fees .
                      
 
                                     Come on over here and show me your appreciation ...
 
 
 
Note to self , I don't care if she is a lawyer or not I'm just glad she mistook me for one of her clients 
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/18 01:47:42 (permalink)
kennywtelejazz
 
 Note to self , I don't care if she is a lawyer or not I'm just glad she mistook me for one of her clients 
Kenny




Even if she worked for 'LadyBoys R US' in the Philippines ?

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Re: LAWS 2017/12/18 20:16:04 (permalink)
Matron Landslide
kennywtelejazz
 
 Note to self , I don't care if she is a lawyer or not I'm just glad she mistook me for one of her clients 
Kenny




Even if she worked for 'LadyBoys R US' in the Philippines ?



 
 
Nice try M L ....No Ken Do .
 
I'm real sorry to hear you had to work that Gig in the Philippines for all them years ..
Please Seek Help ...it's out there for you ...
 
Now back to what's important  
 
The lovely Yummy Yummy Sarah Shahi !
 
Kenny
 
 
post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2017/12/18 21:39:54

                   
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 01:12:50 (permalink)
kennywtelejazz
                                    
 

 
Dear Santa, I now know exactly what I want for Christmas...
 

 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 03:33:52 (permalink)
Dear Santa ,
 
I know with all the recent legal troubles I have incurred this year I have not been a very good boy and I may have wound up on your Naughty List .
OTOH, My very good online friend Craig has displayed that he has been a model citizen and a very good boy through out the whole year of 2017 ...
It is perfectly  OK with me if you decide to give him exactly what he wants for Christmas ..the girl in the pic ..
He has lived in the town of Vantuckey for more than I have and I feel he deserves a good break  ...
 
I don't mind stepping aside
 
Santa ,
If you want you can send me this lady as my Christmas gift ...I can certainly roll w it

 
Kenny

                   
Oh Yeah , Life is Good .
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I play a "Gibson " R 8 Les Paul Cherry Sunburst .
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 04:29:09 (permalink)
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Dear Santa ,
 
I know with all the recent legal troubles I have incurred this year I have not been a very good boy and I may have wound up on your Naughty List .
OTOH, My very good online friend Craig has displayed that he has been a model citizen and a very good boy through out the whole year of 2017 ...
It is perfectly  OK with me if you decide to give him exactly what he wants for Christmas ..the girl in the pic ..
He has lived in the town of Vantuckey for more than I have and I feel he deserves a good break  ...
 
I don't mind stepping aside
 
Santa ,
If you want you can send me this lady as my Christmas gift ...I can certainly roll w it

 
Kenny




Fixed
 
kennywtelejazz
 
I can certainly roll w it
 

 
You better believe it handsome

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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 05:29:01 (permalink)
kennywtelejazz
Dear Santa ,
 
I know with all the recent legal troubles I have incurred this year I have not been a very good boy and I may have wound up on your Naughty List .
OTOH, My very good online friend Craig has displayed that he has been a model citizen and a very good boy through out the whole year of 2017 ...
It is perfectly  OK with me if you decide to give him exactly what he wants for Christmas ..the girl in the pic ..
He has lived in the town of Vantuckey for more than I have and I feel he deserves a good break  ...
 
Kenny




Thanks Kenny, but I get the distinct impression she'd rather have someone from the naughty list! 

 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 06:02:52 (permalink)
Matron Landslide
kennywtelejazz
Dear Santa ,
 
I know with all the recent legal troubles I have incurred this year I have not been a very good boy and I may have wound up on your Naughty List .
OTOH, My very good online friend Craig has displayed that he has been a model citizen and a very good boy through out the whole year of 2017 ...
It is perfectly  OK with me if you decide to give him exactly what he wants for Christmas ..the girl in the pic ..
He has lived in the town of Vantuckey for more than I have and I feel he deserves a good break  ...
 
I don't mind stepping aside
 
Santa ,
If you want you can send me this lady as my Christmas gift ...I can certainly roll w it

 
Kenny




Fixed
 
kennywtelejazz
 
I can certainly roll w it
 

 
You better believe it handsome



 
OH No No No No NO
The last time I had a run in with that broad I wound up having to go into the hospital
She certainly wasn't the cause of my troubles yet I don't know if I can survive another round or two w her 
 
I will have to give it to you Matron Landslide ...you got me good this time
I do enjoy the fact that you can step up to the plate and throw a pitch when you want to ...
 
all the best ,
 
Kenny
 

                   
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 06:05:37 (permalink)
craigb
kennywtelejazz
Dear Santa ,
 
I know with all the recent legal troubles I have incurred this year I have not been a very good boy and I may have wound up on your Naughty List .
OTOH, My very good online friend Craig has displayed that he has been a model citizen and a very good boy through out the whole year of 2017 ...
It is perfectly  OK with me if you decide to give him exactly what he wants for Christmas ..the girl in the pic ..
He has lived in the town of Vantuckey for more than I have and I feel he deserves a good break  ...
 
Kenny




Thanks Kenny, but I get the distinct impression she'd rather have someone from the naughty list! 




She's all yours Craig , I had to go back into hiding because of Matron Landslide
 
Kenny

                   
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 19:43:52 (permalink)
So you want to play rough Matron ? OK , Two can play this game ...
 
Eat your heart out Babe , you know you want it & you know your never gonna get it

 
Young Kenny has spoken

                   
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 19:46:29 (permalink)
kennywtelejazz

 
Young Kenny has spoken




You look more like you do now than you did then.

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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 19:48:15 (permalink)
Wow. This thread is... um somethin'.
 
I just came in to post this....
 
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 19:49:58 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2017/12/19 19:52:10
kennywtelejazz
So you want to play rough Matron ? OK , Two can play this game ...
 
Eat your heart out Babe , you know you want it & you know your never gonna get it

 
Young Kenny has spoken




It's like if Mick Jagger and Keef Richards had a man babby they've kept secret from the world all these years.
 
;-)
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 19:50:37 (permalink)
Hey jyoung60 ,
 
Watch out , you better duck , Matron Landslide might send that broad in his picture after you
 
Kenny

                   
Oh Yeah , Life is Good .
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 20:01:41 (permalink)
Beepster
kennywtelejazz
So you want to play rough Matron ? OK , Two can play this game ...
 
Eat your heart out Babe , you know you want it & you know your never gonna get it

 
Young Kenny has spoken




It's like if Mick Jagger and Keef Richards had a man babby they've kept secret from the world all these years.
 
;-)



 
Rain ain't the only pretty boy around here
 
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 20:10:03 (permalink)
Hey, I'm pretty too!
 
In a "if Joey Ramone's corpse impregnated Dave Grohl" kind of way.
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 20:13:47 (permalink)
Beepster
Hey, I'm pretty too!
 
In a "if Joey Ramone's corpse impregnated Dave Grohl" kind of way.



 
Getting old sure is fun huh ?
 
Kenny

                   
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The internet is nothing more than a glorified real time cartoon we all star in.
I play a "Gibson " R 8 Les Paul Cherry Sunburst .
The Love of my Life is an American Bulldog Named Duke . I'm currently running Cakewalk By BandLab as my DAW .
 
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 20:15:19 (permalink)
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Beepster
Hey, I'm pretty too!
 
In a "if Joey Ramone's corpse impregnated Dave Grohl" kind of way.



 
Getting old sure is fun huh ?
 
Kenny




Oh... that was in my twenties.
 
Now I'm a turtle.
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 20:21:18 (permalink)
This thread is now turtles...
 
 
ZOMBIE TURTLES!!!
 
 
 
#braaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 20:26:17 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Beepster 2017/12/19 20:27:23
It's been said that I resemble Tom Hanks...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
...if Tom Hanks had been set on fire and put out with an axe.

 
Jyemz
 
 
 



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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 20:34:28 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Beepster 2017/12/19 20:38:29
Beepster
This thread is now turtles...
 
 
ZOMBIE TURTLES!!!
 
 
 
#braaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss




Turtle heads, turtle heads,
roly-poly turtle heads.
Turtle heads, turtle heads,
eat them up, yum.

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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 20:39:39 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jyoung60 2017/12/19 21:27:54
Barnes and Barnes ref?
 
You better believe that's an orange taggin'.
 
;-)
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Re: LAWS 2017/12/19 20:41:25 (permalink)
 

 
Kenny

                   
Oh Yeah , Life is Good .
The internet is nothing more than a glorified real time cartoon we all star in.
I play a "Gibson " R 8 Les Paul Cherry Sunburst .
The Love of my Life is an American Bulldog Named Duke . I'm currently running Cakewalk By BandLab as my DAW .
 
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