Little Willy Ray Obliterates Bo Jr. !!!

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2011/01/05 10:10:04 (permalink)

Little Willy Ray Obliterates Bo Jr. !!!

I didn't really have anything to say about college football.  I haven't taken up arms to defend any professional teams, either.  Hockey is cold.  Golf is boring (unless it's the kind with the windmill/kangaroo/clown obstacles).  Baseball reminds me that I really need a nap.  Basketball makes me think of Becan (what doesn't?).  I don't understand why Wrestling is televised on the SyFy channel.  I mean, I get the Fiction part, but I'm missing the Science...
 
While I have been known to watch "So you think you can dance?", it's only because I know that I can't.  The real fun, however, is in the neighborhood sports.  Obviously, I'm referring to Neighborhood Nerf Gun Basement Battles!
 
Congrats to Little Willy Ray for the clean head shot while Bo Jr. was reloading!  It's too bad about the goldfish.  I think he had it coming, somehow.

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    Re:Little Willy Ray Obliterates Bo Jr. !!! 2011/01/05 11:41:55 (permalink)
    So what was the final score?

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    Re:Little Willy Ray Obliterates Bo Jr. !!! 2011/01/05 20:17:30 (permalink)
    The future in a nutshell right there bubba.

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    Re:Little Willy Ray Obliterates Bo Jr. !!! 2011/01/06 09:27:42 (permalink)
    Scoring in this sport is rather subjective.  Heated debates between contestants typically follow a predictable pattern.

    Player 1 - "I got you!"
    Player 2 - "Nuh uh!"
    Player 1 - "I did, too!  I hit you in the chest!"
    Player 2 - "No you didn't.  It bounced off my bullet proof vest."
    Player 1 - "You don't have a bullet proof vest."
    Player 2 - "Yes, I do.  It's invisible."
    Player 1 - "Well, it's a good thing I used an exploding dart that went right through your vest!"
    Player 2 - "No, I'm surrounded by a shield that stops exploding darts."
    Player 1 - "No, you're not!"
    Player 2 - "Yes, I am!"
    Player 1 - "No!"
    Player 2 - "Yes!"
    Player 1 - "No!"

    --Thwack--

    Player 2 - "I just hit you in the head with a stupid dart because you're so stupid!"
    Player 1 - "Mom!!!!"
    Dad - "If you guys wake Mom up, I'm gonna make you wish you were dead!"

    --Thwack--

    Player 1 - "Yes!  I totally shot Dad in the eye!"
    Player 2 - "Cool!  You win!"

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    Re:Little Willy Ray Obliterates Bo Jr. !!! 2011/01/06 10:23:23 (permalink)
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    Scoring in this sport is rather subjective.  Heated debates between contestants typically follow a predictable pattern.

    Player 1 - "I got you!"
    Player 2 - "Nuh uh!"
    Player 1 - "I did, too!  I hit you in the chest!"
    Player 2 - "No you didn't.  It bounced off my bullet proof vest."
    Player 1 - "You don't have a bullet proof vest."
    Player 2 - "Yes, I do.  It's invisible."
    Player 1 - "Well, it's a good thing I used an exploding dart that went right through your vest!"
    Player 2 - "No, I'm surrounded by a shield that stops exploding darts."
    Player 1 - "No, you're not!"
    Player 2 - "Yes, I am!"
    Player 1 - "No!"
    Player 2 - "Yes!"
    Player 1 - "No!"

    --Thwack--

    Player 2 - "I just hit you in the head with a stupid dart because you're so stupid!"
    Player 1 - "Mom!!!!"
    Dad - "If you guys wake Mom up, I'm gonna be in a world of pain!"

    --Thwack--

    Player 1 - "Yes!  I totally shot Dad in the eye!"
    Player 2 - "Cool!  You win!"

    Fixed.



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