eph221
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Lucky Brand Jeans..
...have flys that don't stay zipped. Is that a design element? OH BEHAVE! (At my age people just think I'm an a**clown) All the teen grlls point at me and at my fly and think *oh what an old dumbass, forgot to zip up his fly*, no?
post edited by eph221 - 2017/04/13 22:07:38
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bayoubill
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/13 21:48:39
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in my condition i could use those 
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/13 23:20:59
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My wife wears em and has just confirmed that indeed the zipper doesn't "lock".
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craigb
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/14 02:09:55
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That's why they say "Get Lucky!" inside the fly area. 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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sharke
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/14 02:15:48
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All jean zippers are crap these days. I always buy from American Eagle because they're the best fit for me. Over the last 3 years I've bought maybe 6 pairs of jeans there and all of them had the descending zipper problem. Sometimes all it takes is putting your hands in your pockets and skrrrrrrrt there it is, a big gaping maw of a dark portal into your underpant zone. Very awkward on the subway at rush hour when you're standing and a woman is sitting down with her head literally inches from your crotch.
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eph221
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/14 04:29:52
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*Q-TIPS ARE FUZZY!!* Is a lumineer a new dental appliance? i7 2.5 ghz 32GB RAM WINDOWS 10 My Ass Cubase 9.5
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bapu
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/14 16:54:13
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sharke
when you're standing and a woman is sitting down with her head literally inches from your crotch.
That (almost) never happens to me.
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/14 20:48:53
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bapu
sharke
when you're standing and a woman is sitting down with her head literally inches from your crotch.
That (almost) never happens to me.
.. without a credit card involved...
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sharke
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/15 04:14:11
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This HUGE lady flashed her fandangoes at me on the subway once. Just said "excuse me sir" and lifted her shirt up, wobbled a bit. It definitely made a change from my ordinary commute.
JamesWindows 10, Sonar SPlat (64-bit), Intel i7-4930K, 32GB RAM, RME Babyface, AKAI MPK Mini, Roland A-800 Pro, Focusrite VRM Box, Komplete 10 Ultimate, 2012 American Telecaster!
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kennywtelejazz
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/16 02:25:35
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I miss the New York City subway ...What an Orgy  Kenny
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craigb
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/16 03:00:38
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/04/18 12:50:51
A man was riding in the back of a New York City subway when a lady boarded and sat across from him. He sneezed then pulled out his manhood and wiped it on a towel he was holding. The lady was shocked and outraged "That was disgusting!" she yelled at the man. "Sorry," he replied, "but I have a condition where every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." "Oh... I didn't know!" responded the lady clearly taken aback, "What are you taking for it?" she asked.
"Pepper," the man answered.
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kennywtelejazz
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/18 12:36:18
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sharke
Very awkward on the subway at rush hour when you're standing and a woman is sitting down with her head literally inches from your THROBBING crotch.
Yes that would be very awkward if she happens to look just like the old woman in Throw Mamma from The Train What a total waste of Johnson Isometrics done Commando Style with your throbbing junk on the left  Kenny
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Re: Lucky Brand Jeans..
2017/04/18 12:55:04
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craigb
A man was riding in the back of a New York City subway when a lady boarded and sat across from him. He sneezed then pulled out his manhood and wiped it on a towel he was holding. The lady was shocked and outraged "That was disgusting!" she yelled at the man. "Sorry," he replied, "but I have a condition where every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." "Oh... I didn't know!" responded the lady clearly taken aback, "What are you taking for it?" she asked.
"Pepper," the man answered.
Nice! A good laugh to start the workday. Thanks Craig.
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