ORIGINAL: Jonbouy

Sorry Kirk....but why the bunghole on your chin?

Don't talk about Spock like that

My first Asparagus... wow, that takes me back...
She was slim and warm. She appeared at a family barbecue, introduced by my ex-wife's uncle, she wore only a single slice of proscuitto in the hot summer sun. She was only in my life for a very brief time, but it was immediate love. Some affairs just aren't meant to last. Besides, I'm a realist: things might have gone bad if we had taken our time. Still I believe I carry a little bit of her deep inside me, even now, years later.

ORIGINAL: cryophonik



WTF?! I leave for 2 days and you guys start talking about asparagus?! Well, that's it - I guess I need to stop by more often and slap some sense into you guys.

ORIGINAL: Slugbaby

My first Asparagus... wow, that takes me back...
She was slim and warm. She appeared at a family barbecue, introduced by my ex-wife's uncle, she wore only a single slice of proscuitto in the hot summer sun. She was only in my life for a very brief time, but it was immediate love. Some affairs just aren't meant to last. Besides, I'm a realist: things might have gone bad if we had taken our time. Still I believe I carry a little bit of her deep inside me, even now, years later.

Man that touched me. I bet there are still those cynics out there though that say she was just a little portion on the side.

Some affairs just aren't meant to last.

One should not disparage, after all.

ORIGINAL: Roflcopter

Some affairs just aren't meant to last.

One should not disparage, after all.

disparage us? is that like decapitating asparagus?

disparage us?

Nope.

Etymology:Middle English, to degrade by marriage below one's class, disparage, from Anglo-French desparager to marry below one's class, from des- dis- + parage equality, lineage, from per peer

Date:
14th century

Actually, I don't think I was disparaging. The Asparagus was a step up from the wife at the time...

ORIGINAL: Roflcopter

disparage us?

Nope.

Etymology:Middle English, to degrade by marriage below one's class, disparage, from Anglo-French desparager to marry below one's class, from des- dis- + parage equality, lineage, from per peer

Date:
14th century

Oh you and your fancy proper english. Like Advocate and Avocado have nothing in common.

The Asparagus was a step up from the wife at the time...

I know what you mean - for some women I'd happily stand on a stool...